Half of SCO's Accountants Quit
Groklaw Reader writes "Apparently, SCO's lawyers were working overtime last Sunday, because they wrote a quick plea to the bankruptcy court for permission to hire accounting temps. Why? Approximately half of SCO's finance department has resigned or been fired. Two who resigned had over ten years of experience each. One can only assume that they know what's about to happen to SCO."
Good!
Half the accountants? How about some of the lawyers too?
I guess the rats are leaving the ship.
Heck, the accountants probably know that there is no money to pay themselves. So, why work?
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Darl can totally turn this thing around. Just you watch. It's just another minor setback. They'll be vindicated - just you see. Soon as they get over this small bump, they'll start raking in the cash from all those UNIX licenses that they're going to get from every single Linux user out there. Just as soon as...
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rediculous.
Groklaw says they started with seven accountants. "Approximately half" is either 3 or 4, and I'd wager that they would have said "more than half" if it were 4. Two of them were the 10-year veterans who resigned, leaving just one guy who was fired.
At a reasonable guess, the accountants quit/were fired because they refused to sign the financial statements that were submitted with the Chapter 11 filing. Signing those statements would be professional suicide for any accountant. SCO is probably going to find it difficult to hire anyone who has the necessary standing to vouch for the correctness of an out of date balance sheet whose date was changed.
I think we can now expect the FBI will soon start hauling in SCO officers and lawyers on RICO and SEC charges. Fraud doesn't get much more blatant than submitting such obviously bad financials to a bankruptcy court.
There's a problem here. Novell's money is Novell's, SCO is just holding it for them.
As such, SCO can't legally use Novell's money to pay it's own debts. "Unfortunately" SCO has been keeping lousy books, and didn't keep straight which money was Novell's. The legal hearing that they've stalled with this bankruptcy plea was to determine the size of the amount of money owed to Novell.
As such, I think any CPA involved in this scam *SHOULD* be in serious trouble. It's not certain that this will pierce the corporate shield, and allow Novell to go after the management & the board's personal assets...but it's also not clear that it won't.
Another interesting question is criminal charges. Clearly several laws have been broken, and felonies have been committed. It's not clear that any charges will be filed. "The corporation did it" is a common defense, even when all acts of the corporation were, in fact, performed by people. Personally I would rephrase "the corporation did it" by "it was a conspiracy", but this doesn't seem to be legal custom.
Caution: IANAL
I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
In my experience, when the accountants pack up their stuff, then you should trample them on the way out, cause you are likely not going to get paid for that month - Better to start your job search early than wait for the bouncing salary cheque...
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They will probably be trying for two things:
- SCO's attempt at chapter 11 gets rejected on the grounds of bad faith. groklaw post
- Even if they don't get chapter 11 pitched, they want the trial in Utah un-stayed.
Given SCO's record, it seems likely that Novell will succeed. Given a checklist for bad faith in bankruptcy, SCO meets most of the criteria.It seems to me that SCO's bankruptcy petition is a bit of a Hail Mary pass attempt. I'm not sure what else they were supposed to do though. Their goose has been cooked for quite a while and they have been doing a masterful job of putting off the final resolution as long as possible.
I work in IT at a small company that uses SCO unix on some servers. We configured a new server and had to buy another license about six months ago. (Don't shun me. We also have several linux servers, but this one needed SCO.)
I was on the phone with our vendor and said to him, "We may be the last people to ever buy this."
He replied, "You're probably right."
Who counted them?
According to filings, SCO has a $7.5M outstanding debt and about $15M in cash or other assets.
However, SCO is also illegally holding onto ~$36M of Novell's Unix licensing loyalties.
The one who will get first dibs on SCO will be Novell since that ~$36M is Novell's capital (not a debt/credit) which SCO is trying to convert (fraud) into its own... a detail which SCO apparently conveniently failed to mention to the bankruptcy judge in the first hearing.
Novell licensed its Unix to SCO and asked for a ~95% royalty on sales. SCO sold Unix licenses but never gave any of the money back to Novell. Novell is suing to get this capital back. SCO does not want to be curbed right away so it now attempts to stall by filing for bankruptcy. Tomorrow, Novell, IBM, RedHat and others will surely point out the many faults in Monday's SCO declarations and the judge will very likely order the Novell vs SCO counterclaims suit to proceed in order to establish how much capital SCO owes Novell since settling capital disputes preempts negotiating debts.
By the time chapter 11 proceedings are completed - presumably after Novell is awarded about $20M - SCO will be ripe for chapter 7.
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Back in the day, my accounting 410 prof told us that it is a common tactic in troubled financial times to fire your accountants, and then have your lawyer hire them back. That way, management's interactions with them become privileged communication, and not admissible in court. Perhaps the Country Lawyer could weigh in on this.
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