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Will China Beat the United States Back to the Moon?

MarkWhittington writes "During an address on the space economy to coincide with the fiftieth anniversary of the start of the space age, NASA Administrator Michael Griffin made the assertion that China would beat the United States back to the Moon. 'Americans will not like it, but they will just have to not like it. I think we will see, as we have seen with China's introductory manned space flights so far, we will see again that nations look up to other nations that appear to be at the top of the technical pyramid, and they want to do deals with those nations. It's one of the things that made us the world's greatest economic power. So I think we'll be reinstructed in that lesson in the coming years and I hope that Americans will take that instruction positively and react to it by investing in those things that are the leading edge of what's possible."'"

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  1. Long shot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Get to the moon? They can't even make toys!

  2. BACK to the moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    But I thought we just shot that first landing in a studio!

    Damn conspiracy theorists.

    1. Re:BACK to the moon? by pikine · · Score: 2, Funny

      What this means is that China finally has the technology to shoot lunar landing in a studio, beating the US to its next shooting schedule. You know, production cost ain't cheap. NASA is just not as accomplished as Hollywood. Porn industry, on the other hand, might actually beat China to showcase some zero-gravity positions. Wouldn't that be a show!

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  3. They SHOULD... by TomatoMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...they've got all our money.

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  4. Richard the Rocket Engine by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have to admit, red spaceships are going to be pretty cool.

    1. Re:Richard the Rocket Engine by RenderSeven · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have to admit, red spaceships are going to be pretty cool.

      Sure but how will they handle the recall when the Moon People find out there is lead in the red paint?

  5. There's one major difference... by Locklin · · Score: 5, Funny

    In space, lead PROTECTS you!

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  6. They have an unfair advantage... by xednieht · · Score: 3, Funny

    They don't have to calculate everything in metric AND our system.

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  7. Let's just do this... by E++99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's set the location of the 2050 Olympics to Tranquility Base. Any nations who want to participate had better start working out their transportation now. Also, kiss goodbye any existing records in high-jump, long jump, javelin, etc.

  8. Send it back to the moon by WindowlessView · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great. Now we have to worry about deadly moon microbes in the pet food and toys.

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  9. Re:Private space flight by Seumas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since Branson and Virgin have spent millions of dollars to invest in their planned orbital trips and space hotels (in the very near future), I would presume they have done a great deal of such market research. Personally, I would not take such a space trip, because - like evolution - gravity is "only a theory". I wouldn't want to be up there in my space hotel and have it plummet back down to the earth! Not to mention, since the earth is flat, I would be worried we'd miss the edge of it on our return and be lost forever!

  10. We like the MOOOOON! by Zymergy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...All together now! SING! http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

  11. One thing for sure by ecolitalk · · Score: 1, Funny

    China surely can build a spaceship much cheaper than the US. With similar success rate, it is more viable, and economically efficient for China to occupy the moon first. Them the US can just take it over like 100 years ago in a land called "new world".

  12. Re:*back* to the moon? by tm2b · · Score: 2, Funny

    My first reaction: What a pedantic bo... oh.

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  13. Re:Private space flight by Tango42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Two things significantly reduce the cost: We're not starting from scratch this time. A lot of the development work has already been done and the costs absorbed in other space missions and non-space inventions. Secondly, the reduction in bureaucracy.

  14. Re:Big Deal by Iron+Condor · · Score: 2, Funny

    The question we all need to ask is why do we even need to go back?

    First we let the Chinese go there. They'll be bringing a lot of paint and they'll be painting the whole thing red.

    When they're finished, we'll land some guys with a couple buckets of white paint. They'll write on the red moon "Coca Cola".

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