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Klingons to Take on Furries in Bowling Match
An anonymous reader writes "Yes, you read the title right. BoingBoing reports that Atlanta will be hosting an epic bowling match pitting Furries versus Klingons. Who will dominate the pins, the brute or the cute? 'It's like Quadrophenia with furrs and trekkers instead of mods and rockers.'"
Furries are NOT cute! They are more frightening and disturbing than a Klingon ever could be!!!
Dear diary: Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.
I was gonna say "Whoever wins, we lose", but then I realized that "Alien vs. Predator" was accurate enough.
From TFA:
"The OP of the ad made this up. The challenge was never accepted because it was never offered.
While this event WILL PROBABLY happen in the future, it will not happen this Saturday. [None of the Klingons in our group] are available on such short notice, and many of our best bowlers are off-world (cough) doing, um, Klingon stuff.
I admit I'm surprised how this is turning out to be so popular. Perhaps we can use this to benefit a sponsored charity."
Have you ever tried to get a Klingon off a Furry? Need lots of soap and hot water... specially if its been there a while.
Walk with Music;
How do the furries get their fingers into the bowling ball holes?
This is the NFL, which stands for "Not For Long" if you keep making those bulls*** calls.
"Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Could we also setup spay or neuter stations so that we can lower the odds of these genes making it back into the pool? The usual "geek virgin" jokes don't apply because these people do breed with each other.
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Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
Furries exist to give Trekkies someone to look down on.
Chelloveck
I give up on debugging. From now on, SIGSEGV is a feature.
*sigh*
Mod me down now.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
Wrong on many counts
Why ninjas lose:
1) Bowling is a team sport, its common knowledge that >1 ninja suddenly becomes the faceless gang that dies to the heroes
2) Bowling shoes, nuff said
3) Flying is a foul
Why pirates win:
1) The cannonball/bowling ball connection
2) Bowling is a sport you can drink beer while participating, this is pirate territory
3) Starrrrrrike!
The blind admiration of ninjas is a sure sign of weakness of logic.
Avast!
e to the i pi equals negative one