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Klingons to Take on Furries in Bowling Match

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the counterculture-attacks dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Yes, you read the title right. BoingBoing reports that Atlanta will be hosting an epic bowling match pitting Furries versus Klingons. Who will dominate the pins, the brute or the cute? 'It's like Quadrophenia with furrs and trekkers instead of mods and rockers.'"

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  1. Alien vs. Predator. by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was gonna say "Whoever wins, we lose", but then I realized that "Alien vs. Predator" was accurate enough.

  2. I Can't Believe I'm Saying This by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny
    Furries are good at getting their fingers into holes.

    *sigh*

    Mod me down now.

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  3. Re:Obligatory by crosseyedatnite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wrong on many counts

    Why ninjas lose:
    1) Bowling is a team sport, its common knowledge that >1 ninja suddenly becomes the faceless gang that dies to the heroes
    2) Bowling shoes, nuff said
    3) Flying is a foul

    Why pirates win:
    1) The cannonball/bowling ball connection
    2) Bowling is a sport you can drink beer while participating, this is pirate territory
    3) Starrrrrrike!

    The blind admiration of ninjas is a sure sign of weakness of logic.

    Avast!

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