New Dinosaur Species Discovery In Utah Released
A new species of dinosaur discovered in Utah's Grand Staircase was only recently released to the public. Dubbed Gryposaurus Monumentensis (derived from a combination of "hook-beaked lizard" and a tip of the hat to the discovery location) scientists estimate this duck-billed dino could have had as many as 800 teeth in his massive mouth. "While the diet is unknown, given the considerable size of the creature, the massive teeth and jaws are thought to have been used to slice up large amounts of tough, fibrous plant material. The teeth may hold important clues the dinosaur's eating habits. The Utah museum plans to study the composition of the dinosaur teeth, which when compared to other plant-eating dinosaurs from the Kaiparowits Formation, will help researchers decipher differences in diet."
and the diet is unknown? I think it's safe to say that this thing ate whatever the hell it damn well wanted to eat.
OMG they released a Dinosour in Utah! Run for the hills!
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While certainly a fascinating find, bones alone can tell us only so much about these fascinating creatures.
For example: how did Jesus strap His saddle on a Gryposaurus?
Now, this giant tooth masses would unroll from the jaws sort of like a massive roll of ultra-thick paper towels. Teeth would wear out at the chewing face and be continually replaced by teeth in the "roll" behind them.
And, when you use genus-species binomial nomenclature, the genus is capitalized but the species is not: it's spelled Gryposaurus monumentensis, which TFA got right.
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Too bad they didn't choose to name this species after a particularly vocal anti-science crusader. I don't have any in particular in mind, but, seems like nothing would be quite so annoying as that.
Might I suggest naming it after another soon-to-be-extinct species, hence the "Zuneosaur".
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Also, Dude, "hook-beaked lizard" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Saurian American," please.
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Did anyone else parse that as "Gripeosaurus"? I thought they were talking about my ex there for a second.
The game.
Even the simple garden snail has hundreds of "teeth". Reference.
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...Utahraptor?
Every time the scientists dig up a fossil, they add two more "missing links" to the Creationists databases.
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This wasn't desert back then, though. The Cretaceous coastal plain was scrubland with scattered forest. Flowering plants and grasses were replacing older conifers and other more primitive fauna. Hadrosaurs are known to have eaten pine branches from stomach remains. They didn't live in a desert, although some dinosaurs did, like some found in Asia.
Here's a map: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/EscalanteMap90MYA.jpg
It was active volcanically as the Rockies were pushing up. In fact, the Grand Staircase itself has evidence of volcanic activity. But eruptions are rare, and are overdone in media.
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I scanned the article, but the usual estimate height/weight of the dinosaur is missing. Would some one please dig up the info and post it. (Height in number of school buses or stories high, and weight in number of baby elephants or the good old standby libraries of congress).
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Most absurd of all are movies showing giant dinosaurs roaming cities resembling Tokyo.
The world is made by those who show up for the job.
Practically whenever I see dinosaurs depicted in movies, TV or other mass media, they're shown living in deserts, among volcanoes
There is actually some logic to this: grass had not evolved while the Dinosaurs were around. There are now not many places on the planet where there is no grass except where nothing grows so volcanoes and deserts are logical locations. This was mentioned in the "Making of Walking With Dinosaurs" as one of the biggest problems with finding good filming locations.
Give it a rest already. I know everyone on slashdot hates religion, but this story's only connection to Mormonism is Utah.
Seems like everyone on slashdot is quick to preach tolerance and respect for anyone...except the religious. Seems sort of hypocritical. Slashdot is getting more and more like Digg every time I visit.
I'm sorry, I don't know if you are making a joke or not. I don't feel well today, so I am humor-impaired. You do realize that you are really quoting things out of context? The satyr and cockatrice references are quotes from the book of Isaiah, (unless you are stating that all Jews and Christians also believe in those too). Mormons don't believe in dragons. The quote is talking about a group of men who "like dragons did they fight". The "generic monster" that you talk about is in context,
"O how great the goodness of our God, who prepareth a way for our escape from the grasp of this awful monster; yea, that monster, death and hell, which I call the death of the body, and also the death of the spirit."
So the "monster" is death of the body and the separation of man from God. As for Cureloms and Cumoms, we don't know what they are, and I won't speculate. After all, they came to a place, found new stuff, and gave animals they had never seen before new names.
Sorry if my comment came accross as rude humor. Your point is well taken. However, I was trying to indicate an irony: the Book of Mormon and indeed other holy books (which claim to have a fair amount of information in them about how the universe functions) have plenty of references to non-existent creatures. Yet, they somehow fail to mention the dinosaurs (real "mythological" creatures we know existed). In or out of context, in the form of quotes or bad humor, it is a perfectly legitimate thing to point out. To a *literalist* of any religion (and there are many), literary symbology is not possible in a holy book. Context still plays a role, but to a literalist, if a dragon is used in a simile, then clearly it must be real for the simile to hold true. Why compare something real (the fighting power of men) to something imaginary (dragons)? The Christian bible also speaks of unicorns. A biblical literalist must therefore also believe in actual unicorns. But on the other side, if you discard unicorns, dragons, satyrs, or cockatrice as being poetic flights of fancy, then where does it stop?
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no, it's raptor jesus. he went extinct for your sins.
i've had just about enough of your vassar bashing.
Actually the number of missing links only go up by one :)
There was a missing link before, we break it and add 2 more, so +2-1=+1