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Getting Gouged by Geeks

dottyslashdottydot writes "CBC Marketplace recently ran a sting operation and discovered that most home computer repair technicians failed miserably at diagnosing a simple RAM failure. Many techs tried to sell unneccessary software or upgrades. (or even a new computer!) However, the worst offender was one guy who claimed that the hard drive had failed, and that the only remedy was to pay $2,000 to have a special facility with a clean room recover the data."

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  1. "Getting Gouged by Geeks" by QMalcolm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like a good porn movie title.

  2. I always provide a detailed bill by xkr · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... that includes a "Muffler Throw-Out Bearing."

    Everyone knows that Microsoft operating systems require this for stable operation.

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    1. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Check the wiper oil, too, while you're at it.

    2. Re:I always provide a detailed bill by The+Rizz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Blinker fluid and bumper belts are much more important to check.

  3. it's not unnecessary. by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Many techs tried to sell unneccessary software or upgrades.

    Look, maintaining a proper level of Hard Disk fluid is extremely important in order to keep the tachyon flux of the read/write heads within normal operating parameters.

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    1. Re:it's not unnecessary. by heptapod · · Score: 4, Funny

      B-b-but how do I replace the smoke? Ever since the smoke was released it doesn't work anymore!

  4. Re:They're not geeks by winkydink · · Score: 4, Funny

    However, they probably know the difference between "there" and "they're".

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  5. Re:getting gouged by whom? by nagora · · Score: 5, Funny
    Please, it's bad enough that 'podcast' is trying to become a noun.

    Podcast, n. A downloadable file tarted up to sound like new-media.

    TWW

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