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DHS Injects Itself With DDoS
An anonymous reader writes "Here's a story about what can happen to any enterprise IT department that overestimates the intelligence of its users. Only in this case, the enterprise in question is the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. The spokesman says there's no Jack Bauer mentality. No kidding!"
OK, guys, stop posting, or thousands of people are going to cumulatively spend hours reading your post and wasting their time! STOP WRITING POSTS EVERYONE!
Well, I'm taking the DHS off my list of government organizations to be scared of. Considering recent news regarding the DoD, It's pretty much down to the CIA and the NSA, and I have my doubts about their competence.
My tinfoil hat may be unnecessary after all.
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plz UNSUBSCRIBE me from this website.
Sounds more like they could use a Chloe mentality. She, at least, never overestimates the intelligence of other users.
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Looks like 16 months to me. Of course, I graduated before No Child Left Behind.
Well now that I have everyone's address I might as well send this out... has anyone seen my pencil sharpener?
Drop the personality disorder and patch me through.
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I liked Chloe so much that I have a Cygwin alias for ssh into my VPS. It is, of course, damnitchloe. Really its more like damTAB but I get a chuckle every time I see it.
I can also watch Season 7 of 24 in a command line, due to an extremely efficient homebrew compression scheme. Observe:
ruby -e "(24 * 6).times do puts 'Damn it'; end"
Help poke pirates in the eyepatch, arr.
Only a Nazi would deliberately try to invoke Godwin's Law!
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I have no information on the whereabouts of your pencil sharpener. However, I believe you have my stapler. It's a red swingline, I kept it because it doesn't bind up as much as the new ones.
-1 disagree is not a modifier for a reason. -1 troll, flaimbait, redundant, overrated are NOT acceptable substitutes.
Stop!
Grammar time.
If it's for-profit but free, you're not the customer -- you're the product (e.g., the Slashdot Beta's "audience").
How friggin dare anyone out there write posts after all this website has been through.
/. lost her bandwidth, /. went through a slashdot effect. /. had two friggin sharks with lasers on their heads.
Her administrator turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now /. going through a ddos. All you people care about is..... readers and making money off of her.
/.'s A WEBSITE! What you don't realize is that /. is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.
/. hasn't performed on the web in years. /. songs is called "give me hotgrits" for a reason because all you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE.
LEAVE /. ALONE! You are lucky /. even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEEEAVE /. ALLLLLONE!.....Please.
Cowboy Neal talked about professionalism and said if kdawson was a professional he would've pulled it off no matter what.
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publically bash someone who is going through a hard time.
Leave /. Alone Please.... Leave /. alone...right now....I mean it.
Anyone that has a problem with /. you deal with me, beacuse /. is not well right now.
leave /. alone/p
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