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  1. This is the saddest story ever.

  2. Re:Why Was He Mucking With It In The First Place? on Developer Accidentally Deletes Production Database On Their First Day On The Job (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Mebbe read the article?

  3. Little Lost Robot on Artificially Intelligent Russian Robot Escapes...Again (livescience.com) · · Score: 1

    Nestor 10. Come here! COME HERE!

  4. That must make it, like, 500 times faster than Silverlight.

  5. Re:Nothing new to the customer on Comcast To Allow TV Customers To Ditch Set-Top Box (usatoday.com) · · Score: 1

    Uh, yeah, I meant they're not spending anything *on developing passable* STBs. Great reading though.

  6. Re:Nothing new to the customer on Comcast To Allow TV Customers To Ditch Set-Top Box (usatoday.com) · · Score: 2

    You've clearly never used their set top boxes. They're not spending any meaningful amount of money on those, trust me. They're terrible. Changing channels should never take more than 8 seconds. Or 1 second, for that matter.

  7. Re:Isn't "Cutting the Wind" cheating? on What Will It Take To Run a 2-Hour Marathon? · · Score: 1

    And an engine.

  8. Worse than Heartbleed? on Flurry of Scans Hint That Bash Vulnerability Could Already Be In the Wild · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You mean "worse than a vulnerability that doesn't seem to have been exploited on any significant scale"?

  9. The odds suck, but you still play. on The First Person Ever To Die In a Tesla Is a Guy Who Stole One · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows Slot machines are a bad bet.

  10. Re:Misleading title on Make a Date With Fraud · · Score: 1

    Great comeback, kid. Good try. Good effort.

  11. Misleading title on Make a Date With Fraud · · Score: 2

    At first blush, I figured "Make a Date With Fraud" meant someone had set up an entire dating service designed to introduce people to, well, me. A bit sad to see it wasn't that, honestly.

  12. Re:Relativity says cannot receed faster than c? on The Disappearing Universe · · Score: 1

    If it recedes faster than c, you can count on it receding way faster than Java.

  13. Re:Health of Countries? on A Measure of Your Team's Health: How You Treat Your "Idiot" · · Score: 1

    It teaches them the difference between "its" and "it's". Also, food stamps.

  14. Re:Well, for your second problem... on Ask Slashdot: What To Do With Misdirected Email? · · Score: 1

    You would not believe the number of misdirected emails I've gotten at numbereighthundredtwenty@gmail.com.

  15. If they won... on Soviet Union Spent $1 Billion On "Psychotronic" Arms Race With the US · · Score: 1

    If they won, we wouldn't really know, would we?

  16. Re:World of Warcraft on Ask Slashdot: MMORPG Recommendations? · · Score: 4, Funny

    WHOooooOOOooooOOOOSH

  17. Re:More Slashdot propaganda on North Korea Developing Electromagnetic Pulse Weapons · · Score: 1

    Captain!!! Heavy Derptrino Flux Detected!

  18. Re:Subway data? on North Korea Developing Electromagnetic Pulse Weapons · · Score: 1

    Addendum: Just to throw the capitalist pigdogs off the trail, I will triple-crypto-encode the various lines using colors: Red, Orange, Blue, Green, and Silver. With some purple too, if you want the commuter rail, but do not think for an instant that that won't cost you extra.

  19. Subway data? on North Korea Developing Electromagnetic Pulse Weapons · · Score: 1

    Hell, I've got subway data from Boston. Pay no attention to mbta.com, North Korea - I will sell you detailed subway schedules and maps of the entire Boston area for the paltry sum of $1m. Cash. Not fake cash. Up front. Bring a USB key.

  20. Re:How safe? on How Safe Is Cycling? · · Score: 1

    Just move to New England - up here, you'll never have to worry about east-west streets again!

  21. Re:30-Year Projections Are Useless on World Population Could Reach Nearly 11 Billion By 2100 · · Score: 1

    30 years from now, people will still hate EA for Simcity 5. THERE! I said it!

  22. Good news for mine on Device Keeps Liver Alive Outside Body For 24 Hours · · Score: 1

    This is good - my liver sure doesn't stand much of a chance as long as it's still inside me.

  23. Re:Han shoots first on Korea Tensions Lead To Delay Of Minuteman III Test Flight · · Score: 1

    I thought George Lucas had retired from writing awkward, unfunny, meaningless drivel. Yet here you are, posting on Slashdot.

  24. Re:You are an idiot. on Fighting TSA Harassment of Disabled Travelers · · Score: 1

    Right. Because Ron Paul had a plausible chance of winning, AMIRITE? Did your parent poster need to spell out "which major party can you vote for that has a snowball's chance in hell of winning..." because that wasn't sufficiently obvious already?

  25. Re:It's not off yet on Sarah Brightman's ISS Trip In Peril · · Score: 2

    So she's offered to refrain from singing?