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Stem Cells Change Man's DNA
An anonymous reader writes "After receiving umbilical cord stem cells to replace bone marrow as treatment for non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, Greg Graves temporarily had three different sets of DNA. Eventually, one of the two sets of cells transplanted into his bone marrow took root, leaving him different DNA in his blood from the rest of his body: 'If you were to do a DNA test of my blood and one from my skin, they'd be different,' Graves said. 'It's a pretty wild thing.'"
Mary from the trailor park once had 12 different sets of DNA inside her.
The football team won that night, everybody scored.
liqbase
I think the IRS has ruled this would require filing 3 income tax forms.
Lawyer: "This is not the DNA you are looking for."
Meh, a real sig would take too long, and I have an MMORPG to play with....
Stem cells change man's DNA? Someone should ask him if he's recently visited a secret underwater city.
Finally I can murder all those people who made fun of my tinfoil hat!
You can't take the sky from me.
Yeah someone stole my identity, they jammed a large metal needle in my arm and stole some bone marrow, four months later i see all these charges on my bank statement saying i spend 30,000 QUID on Mars last tuesday... WTF!!!!
Tsukasa: All I really want, is to be left alone...
I hear Spermanistan is the new Spermatogonia.
wow...did I just submit that? Thank jebus it was anonymous
"Sure, my client's DNA was found at the scene, but knowing as you know do that at least one other person shares that DNA, the choice before you is no choice at all."...
"After all, there is no way of knowing for sure whether this cold-blooded murder was committed by my client, a 50 year old man from Portland, or by a 3-year old toddler from Orlando".