Slashdot Mirror

← Back to Stories (view on slashdot.org)

How Not to Write a Cease-and-Desist Letter

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the love-seeing-bullies-get-bullied dept.

In our overly litigious society it seems that many companies are all too happy to fire off a cease-and-desist letter if they see something they don't like. Many times these letters end up online just causing further embarrassment for the company. One such company has decided to try scaring their targets out of this response by including a copyright notice for their cease-and-desist letter. Public Citizen has fielded one of these dumb letters and has invited them to try to assert their cease-and-desist copyright (which isn't even registered).

5 of 235 comments (clear)

  1. HOW NOT TO WRITE A SLASHDOT TROLL. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


         

    1. Re:HOW NOT TO WRITE A SLASHDOT TROLL. by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Funny

      He was a gay frenchman, who knows, maybe he'd enjoy it...

      --
      My blog. Good stuff (when I remember to update it). Read it.
  2. Ssh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't tell Darl about this.

  3. One Possible Reply.. by Zymergy · · Score: 5, Funny

    A Good comment posted from the original article:
    7. No License... No Reading by Todd on Oct 8th, 2007 @ 8:41am

    Dear Lawfirm,

    Regarding your recent letter containing copyrighted content, I seem to not have an appropriate license to read your letter. I sure wish I could respond to whatever allegations you claim, but that would require that I read your letter, of which I do not have a proper license to do.

    Sincerely,
    Your Victim

  4. Re:Oy vey.... by Joe+Jay+Bee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please, God (or other available deity), strike these litigious dumbasses with your holy fire/hammer/lightning from the sky (as appropriate).

    You forgot "noodle".

    --
    I write bullshit