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Ex-HP CEO Carly Fiorina Hired By Fox News

neutrino38 writes "The International Herald Tribune reports that Fox News hired Carly Fiorina, ex-HP CEO. Such an interesting move will certainly bring support to those who viewed her as the over-hyped CEO who killed the original corporate engineering culture know as 'the HP way.' The article, off course, does not elaborate on this aspect of things. Slashdot has previously reported her demise from HP and some comments mentioned some HP employee dancing in the cubicles then."

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  1. Best of luck! by griffjon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope she brings Fox the same integrity and good business sense that she brought to HP.

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    Returned Peace Corps IT Volunteer
    1. Re:Best of luck! by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope she brings Fox the same integrity and good business sense that she brought to HP. So now I'll need a 500mb driver every time I tune in to Fox? Just another reason not to.
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      This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
  2. Vampire in a company full of ghouls by pzs · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to this comment, Carly feasted on the souls of thousands of decent tech workers at HP. Where is she going to find a soul at Fox News?

    I have visions of her, the arch-liche and Bill O'Reilly, some kind of undead bear, chucking mega spells at each other across the office.

    Peter

  3. Re:A Question for Current HP employees.. by gaffle · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I agree with this totally.

    As an employee of HP only because they bought my company, I can attest to the fact that HP is no longer a monolithic institution, but rather a bunch of components jammed up against each other operating largely autonomously.

    It's what the stockholders want I guess, and will only become more prevalent as HP continues its pace of rapid acquisitions.

  4. Let Fox News have her! by harshmanrob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's hope she can succeed at running Fox News into the ground. Fortunately, she was unable to do that at HP but if she had stayed any longer, she would have. She can get on the economic segments and tell people how ordering Compaq to fire workers and rehire them at half the pay and no benefits as contractors is a good model for a takeover. And then fired HP employees after the merger, keeping those contractors. She can say how outsourcing is good for the economy as she fired MORE HP workers for those Indian call centers.

    Carly, you're a FUCKING BITCH! (and go ahead, moderate me down to a score of zero, I do not care. She is a bitch who destroyed lives and everyone here knows it).

  5. Can they also hire Darl? by vtldtlm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please, please.....