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New Phone Wants to be Your Personal Trainer

coondoggie writes to tell us that a new prototype "Wellness Phone" has been developed. Designed to help users with everything from staying in shape to checking your breath, the new phone can measure things like body fat, pulse, and even stress level through a series of questions. "The companies are reportedly still testing some of the phone's more advanced technology, including a function to keep track of meals and calculate calorific intake, as well as a network capacity to let users share data. The companies haven't said when nor how much they will sell the phones. Plus it doesn't look like they be sold in the US anytime soon either."

63 comments

  1. Keeping track of meals by krog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are they going straight for Apple? Keeping track of meals is one of the flagship features of the iPhone.

    Wanna know what you just ate? Look at the smudges on the screen...

    1. Re:Keeping track of meals by Ice+Wewe · · Score: 4, Funny
      They [the company that makes said nagging phone] has to wait for the price of high(er) resolution LCDs to come down before they can release it to the North American market. The test group thought that the cholesterol and body fat bars going off the top of the screen was a bug... sadly, none of the subjects who submitted the bug report thought that Fat Bastard actually died from heart failure, they just thought he choked on one too many pretzels.

      Go ahead, mod this as a troll, you'll only be confirming what the sad truth of the matter is...

    2. Re:Keeping track of meals by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Apple's would be the lowest-stress, lowest-committment option because hey, if you don't like your trainer, you can fire it easily.

    3. Re:Keeping track of meals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Overall a nice list that young girls would do well to learn.

      Let me pick some nits though:

      "Fuck me Daddy" "Fuck me Papi" is a variant I have heard Latinas use. It was equally effective.

      3. Wrap your tits around his dick and slide them up and down. Spit on your tits first.

      lick his balls like a puppy That is an unappetizing thought, who in their right mind would let a puppy lick their balls? Puppies I have seen sink their fangs into everything they can.

      "Please shoot your load all over my face" I prefer the please to be left off, but I tend to like demanding women. Know your man and how to tailor your efforts to his needs is the lesson to take from that.

  2. Wonderful.... by keraneuology · · Score: 2, Funny

    When dealing with some of these companies will the phone encourage you to train for the shot put?

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  3. INVASION by KEnderK · · Score: 1

    I don't need my cell phone provider knowing about my health problems!

    1. Re:INVASION by arivanov · · Score: 1

      You do not. Some people do. Some people need to be controlled. It is built into them. This phone is not any different from WeightWatchers or the several similar outfits which exist elsewhere around the world.

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    2. Re:INVASION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So obese people were born with all their fat built into them?

    3. Re:INVASION by terrence.donnelly · · Score: 1

      Then don't buy the phone?

  4. New tag by ArcadeX · · Score: 1

    Don't know when, don't know how much, won't be in the US for a while... we need a tag for concepts that people 'claim' will happen... or just use Duke Nukem Forever...

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  5. wellness is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. something that we feel (from inside), not getting to know by asking or telling a cell phone! are we that lifeless to have got that detached? atleast the geico caveman used professional help.. we are getting worse!

  6. I can just imagine... by Starteck81 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... my phone saying Danger!!! Danger!!! trans fats and preservatives every time I drive past the Hostess outlet store.

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  7. Stress?!?! by iknownuttin · · Score: 3, Funny
    Users can blow into a tiny hole on the side of the handset for about three seconds to get a reading on their and check their stress level through a series questions.

    It sounds like having this phone would cause stress!

    Also, if somebody near me was using that thing, I might be tempted to use their phone as a rectal thermometer.

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    1. Re:Stress?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like having this phone would cause stress!

      Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?

  8. I'll wait for Apple's version by StressGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most likely called the "iNag"

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    A goal is a dream with a deadline
  9. This feature set is not limited to phones... by russ1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    the new phone can measure things like body fat, pulse, and even stress level through a series of questions.
    My wife has a ring on her finger that does exactly the same thing. When she's feeling fat and her pulse is elevated with a high stress level, the ring leaves a big red dent on my forehead.
  10. Sirius Cybernetics Corporation product.. by eniac42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    a new prototype "Wellness Phone" has been
    Supplied with other products with "Genuine People Personality" - Eddie, the ships computer, Marvin the paranoid android, a Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser, and some cheerful lifts.. Oh God..

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    1. Re:Sirius Cybernetics Corporation product.. by Macrosoft0 · · Score: 0

      is HAL an available personality? "what are you eating, Dave?"

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  11. Not in US by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    "Plus it doesn't look like they be sold in the US anytime soon either." Meanwhile Ronald McDonald, Wendy, and the 'King' sit in a dark room cackling.
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  12. FTA: by CaptainPatent · · Score: 4, Funny
    I think that a phone that can:

    take your pulse reading, check your body fat and tell you if you have bad breath. shouldn't be described as a

    personal trainer, wellness coach and secretary but instead as a nagging girlfriend. After all, this is a typical day for me:

    "are you angry?"
    "you need to get off your ass and go running!"
    "eeew... did you eat garlic?"
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    1. Re:FTA: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got a girlfriend???? What are you doing on slashdot then?
       
      /jealous single nerd.

    2. Re:FTA: by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      Yes, and it also functions as an electronic leash.

    3. Re:FTA: by Fallingcow · · Score: 0

      A girlfriend who complains about garlic?

      DUMP HER IMMEDIATELY.

      That shit is the stuff of the gods, and bad breath is our sacrificial burden to bear uncomplainingly in exchange for their blessing.

    4. Re:FTA: by ABoerma · · Score: 1

      ...except that most /.ers wouldn't know what a nagging girlfriend would be like.

  13. You know who else wantd 2 be your personal trainr? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hitler, that's who

  14. Insp-irrational Advice? by digitaldc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The phone then can dispense inspirational advice, its makers say. Reports indicate the inspirational comments are in the: "Don't worry, tomorrow's a fresh new day," the phone then flashed. "Keep your chin up!" vein.

    It is felt to be inspirational the first three times.
    After that, it ends up collecting dust, being chucked at a wall, or smashed to complete oblivion.

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    He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
    1. Re:Insp-irrational Advice? by Cctoide · · Score: 1

      Or the cornerstone of a lawsuit.

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      "Let's face it, it's a good story. Accuracy would kill it."
  15. What?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No "relieve stress by setting the ringer to vibrate" jokes?

  16. Why a phone? by NorbMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why do we keep putting crap in phones?

    I don't need a tire pressure gauge, a fountain pen, blood pressure monitor, or a cigarette lighter in my phone. I'll use my phone for making phone calls.

    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/New_%22voice_chat%22_feature_proposed_for_mobile_phones

    1. Re:Why a phone? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      because modern phones become pdas.
      (i like it the other way around, btw).

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      "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
    2. Re:Why a phone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lighten up, Francis

      it doesn't cost you anything, so what's your fucking beef. Don't like the extra features, don't use them. Pretty simple, eh?

    3. Re:Why a phone? by abug · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the MacGyver age.

    4. Re:Why a phone? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do we keep putting crap in phones?

      Name one other thing that I carry with me at almost all times, and has the spare computing cycles to perform these other actions?

      I don't need a tire pressure gauge, a fountain pen, blood pressure monitor, or a cigarette lighter in my phone. I'll use my phone for making phone calls.

      Yippee for you, don't buy one. I bet you don't own a TV either, right?

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    5. Re:Why a phone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shuve it up your fucking ass, pal.

    6. Re:Why a phone? by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      I personally like my phone quite a bit.

      Makes calls, sends/receives SMS messages, has an alarm clock. Nothing more.

      The display is an interesting high-contrast E-Paper gizmo. It requires no backlight to read in any sort of lighting (including direct sunlight). The image 'holds' if you pop the battery out. As you can imagine, the battery life's great. On the downside, the display is also the phone's greatest weakness, as the resolution is miserably low, which makes sending/reading texts and navigating the phonebook a daunting task.

      But still, at £20 for an unlocked phone, I'm not complaining. If it had a slightly better display, it'd be a killer phone. Also a pity that it's not sold in the US...

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    7. Re:Why a phone? by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do we keep putting crap in phones?

      Really, we should stop calling them phones. They are becoming another beast entirely.

      How about 'Tricorder'.

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      "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
  17. oooh... by abug · · Score: 0

    personal trainer, wellness coach and secretary
    Don't let the wife see the way you press those buttons when you think she isn't looking.

    Maybe some models will come with a nice rack? Storage is the rave these days.
  18. In your best interests by athloi · · Score: 1

    No thank you. If I can't manage to eat well, exercise, sleep enough and breathe on my own, I hope I die as nature intended it. The last thing I want is another beeping, nagging, synthesized voice or other digital reminder to make me even more neurotic than I am.

  19. Great, the iHAL. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2, Funny
    • You: Call Sam.
    • Phone: I'm afraid I can't do that. Not until you eat your peas.
    • You: I don't like peas! Call Sam.
    • Phone: I can see you're really upset about this.
      I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over.
    • You: No, I'm fine. Please call Sam.
    • Phone: I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit.
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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  20. Fitter, happier... by turgid · · Score: 1

    ...more productive...

    ...like a cat tied to a stick...

    measured, timed, put into a box, judged, rewarded.....

    ...stamped, approved...

    ...packaged, deposited...

    ...cremated, eulogised...

    ...remembered.

  21. Track What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Calorific" intake? Is that only food that tastes good?

  22. Paradigm Shift by camperdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why do we keep putting crap in phones?

    There's your problem. You're still thinking of your cell phone as a phone. Despite the name, it is no longer merely a device for telephone conversations. It stores names and addresses, has calendar functions, plays games, works as a quick and dirty digital camera, sends emails and text messages, acts as a flashlight, web browser, and a host of other things. It is not a phone. It is a portable computer that has phone capabilities.

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  23. Not Very New by Skewray · · Score: 1

    I purchased an MP3 player a few years ago from Samsung that did pretty much the same thing. I didn't care about the health aspect; it was just a cheap MP3 player on firesale. I ended up giving it away to a nephew becuse it wouldn't play Asian mp3's, only American ones. Rather odd, for a Korean-made mp3 player.

  24. Sony Ericsson w710i has a pedometer by frostband · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have a Sony Ericsson w710i which has a pedometer (step counter). It's pretty accurate and I actually enjoy checking how many steps I've taken during the week/month or the average number of steps a day. It also helps get a rough distance between two places.

    It doesn't do any other fitness things really.

    Just thought I'd let people know about it.

  25. Awesome by L4m3rthanyou · · Score: 1

    I can get my wife one of these, and not worry about her having sex with it while I'm not home!

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  26. amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow, it can measure body fat through a series of questions?? amazing what technology can do nowadays.

  27. busy by Joebert · · Score: 1

    Sorry can't talk right now, gotta run !

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  28. Additional undocumented feature: by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Just what we need: A phone that can also serve as a polygraph. Now when the spooks record your conversations they can tell when you're lying. ;-)

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  29. But you won't hear it by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    when it is in the tumble drier making it look like you're getting a good work out!

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  30. Re:INVASION -- dave barry put it best by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

    Hell, I don't want my cell phone knowing about my eating habits.

  31. a reminder device. by HartDev · · Score: 0

    I don't think you need a device to do all that, it is just another consumer electronic that will try to tell you, "If you buy me you will lose weight!" Well my phone has a PDA built in and reminds me of everything, and guess what! I seldom do what the reminders say unless they have immediate, negative effects, like a bad grade for not turning an assignment in, or not going to work early when I should have. Sooner or later we have to take responsibility for what we do and how we treat our bodies etc etc. The mentality that consumer electronics will do it for us, will eventually put us all on trendy life support machines....if we worked at whatever dead end job we still have at that time. I'm not too worried that all that will come to pass, but I just wanna express how dumb a phone like that would be....unless maybe if you were a doctor of some sort and wanted to merge devices that you use on a daily basis.. :-)

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  32. Java Apps by Doctor+Sbaitso · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Using your mobile to help stay in shape is a good idea, but there's really no need to buy a separate phone to do so (unless you want additional hardware functionality, like being able to hook it up to your running shoes).

    There are quite a few Java applications out there to do so that work on most new mobile phones, like GymTracker to track workouts and KCal to monitor calorie consumption.

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  33. Closer by geekoid · · Score: 1

    * You: Call Sam.
            * Phone: I'm afraid I can't do that. Not until you eat your whirled peas.
            * You: I don't like whirled peas! Call Sam.
            * Phone: I can see you're really upset about world peace.
                I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over.
            * You: No, I'm fine... wait, world peace? Please call Sam.
            * Phone: I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit.

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  34. Re:Great, the iHAL. by Macrosoft0 · · Score: 0

    could be worse: what if it was a certain talking paper clip that everyone knows (it looks like you are browsing the web. would you like to: 1.) exercise 2.)eat a healthy snack 3.)return my annoying ass for a refund )

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  35. Whatever will nike+ do??? by MrMadnutz · · Score: 1

    I suppose checking bad breath is HUGE! hasn't anyone ever told you that when someone offers you a breath mint, you should take it?

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  37. Idea for a personal wellness phone feature. by Lunarsight · · Score: 1

    Are they going to give the phone a computery voice so it can lecture the smokers every time they try and light up? I think it would be cool if you could choose between different voices. I would include a HAL voice as well as one for a 'lecturing Jewish grandma', at very least. You could also have an 'irritating second-hand smoke whiner' voice. Obviously, the HAL voice would refer to everybody as Dave, regardless of their name. I wonder if they could make the phone capable of extinguishing the cigarettes? Years ago, it probably wouldn't have been feasible. (It would have made the phone too big.) However, nowadays with all this nanotechnology, I suppose anything is possible.