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Blade Runner, The Final Cut

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the no-more-doubts-about-deckard dept.

Bowman9991 writes "A new promotional website is up and trailers for Blade Runner: The Final Cut have been released. I've been waiting ages for this one. SFFMedia has some details about the Blade Runner Ultimate Collector's Edition on HD-DVD and Blu-ray with new footage. It's slated for a December 18th release. Apparently it's also being released in the cinemas again in the US."

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  1. How many final cuts are there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My entire adult life, every few years there are expanded cuts, director cuts, ultimate cuts, supercuts, etc. of this particular movie. I'm waiting for the best boy & gaffer cut after this one.

    1. Re:How many final cuts are there? by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Paper Cut is going to hurt like hell.

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    2. Re:How many final cuts are there? by Nahooda · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget the Eyebrow Cut. A very bloody version!

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    3. Re:How many final cuts are there? by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 3, Funny

      That one is released right after Blade Runner: The Upper Cut.

  2. Leon shot first. by ah.clem · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm just sayin'.

    ah.clem

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  3. Revisionist by The+Dobber · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does Rachael shoot first in this one?

    1. Re:Revisionist by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, Rachael's going to be dubbed over with an incredibly annoying CG alien with a faux jamaican accent: "Issa dis testin' whether Mesa'm a weplicant or a lesbian, Meester Deckard?

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  4. hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    torrent plz

  5. Re:Dammit by The+Dobber · · Score: 4, Funny


    Silly wabbit, DVDs weren't invented yet, it was VHS.

  6. Thank you jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can stop calling girls Rachel in bed and instead dry hump my HDTV...this will save me tons of money on hookers that look like Sean Young.

  7. What is a drive-in? by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, I know, I'm old. Do you guys even know what a drive-in is?

    Yes, its a parking lot equipped with a large movie screen and speakers at each parking space. People either (a) drink lots of booze with their buddies or (b) get laid in the privacy of their car with fogged up windows. Either way people do not remember the movie. ;-)

  8. Deckard is a lesbian by konstant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Admittedly, the paper unicorn is not present in the original cut, nor the unicorn dream. Nonetheless, subsequent releases made it quite clear that Deckard is in fact a lesbian. Why are we still debating this?

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  9. Re:Damn the critics... by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ohes noes, I don't understand the story so I need someone to tell me what is happening in a voice over... Once upon a time there was an android hunter called Deckard...

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  10. Re:Where the fuck is Deckards goat? by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or his Mountibank Codpiece, for that matter!

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  11. Re:am i the only one? by Shadowplay00 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was hoping you'd list other films you hate so I could beef up my Netflix queue. I'm sure I'm not the only slashdotter who loves both flicks

  12. Re:Damn the critics... by bennomatic · · Score: 4, Funny
    Sounds like you were starting a limerick...

    Once a blade runner named Deckard
    Whose childhood memories were checkered
    Found a hot babe
    that he wanted to save
    only to end up hen-peckered!

    How's that?

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  13. Re:Another release?! by Pollardito · · Score: 2, Funny

    this is the last time. now they start merging it with other movies to release as a set. expect "Sling Blade Runner, Special Robot People Edition" and "The Blade Kite Runner, Oppressive Android Regime Edition" in the spring

  14. Re:Why the canadian ripoff? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why is the box set $25 higher in Canada? Because even though the Cnadian Peso isn't actually worth less than the US Dollar, it ought to be.

    Lousy maple-sucking puck-slappers, coming here taking all the good jobs...
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  15. Re:Damn the critics... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1, Funny

    There was an android hunter called Deckard...
    who flew about in the sky
    he tracked androids down
    and got knocked around
    until he found a pretty one to ply

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