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The Real Problem With the US Patent System

Pachooka-san writes "An article in the Washington Post touches on the 'real' patent problem — the quotas that Patent Examiners must meet. They have no effective quality standards, only production standards, so many applications get only cursory review just so the PE can keep up the grueling pace. The USPTO is the only government agency that can and does lay you off if your productivity drops below 85% of the standard for your civil service grade. A Primary PE has to process 5 new and 5 old applications every 2 weeks (that's 8 hours each, folks). The best part — that 28-box application mentioned in the article? — it gets the PE the same credit as the smallest application. How many of those 28 boxes do you think even got opened?"

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  1. You get what you pay for... by gbulmash · · Score: 3, Insightful

    TFA states: "In the global economy, innovation, technological progress and the protection of intellectual property rights are keys to U.S. competitiveness. Keeping up with the demand for patents is critical to the nation's health."

    Yeah, but like so many things that are critical to the nation's health, it's not a hot button issue with the majority of voters, so it gets a little lip service, and wallows in mediocrity, getting enough funding and attention to avoid a near-term embarrassing implosion of the department, but not enough to solve its problems.

    No matter. Another decade or two of bad patents being approved and we won't have to worry about the department imploding. Our economy will.

    - Greg

    1. Re:You get what you pay for... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The point of the patents, from the perspective of one whose interests are US competitiveness, is to enforce them on other nations more than those other nations enforce them on you.

      They're a 'smart' tax. If you want to act 'smart', you have to pay for permission, and it doesn't matter how unfair that is on the domestic level, as long as the rest of the world is either paying all their smart taxes your way or competing 'dumb', your nation will get richer by doing nothing.

      Those responsible for the US economy don't want everyone freely sharing ideas and being as productive as they can be in an open fashion, because they've got a tiny population compared to the rest of the world, and most of them are elderly. They would quickly become irrelevant if that happened.

      What they want is to have their part of their citizenry set up the paperwork to enforce the smart tax, and part maintaining the massive military dominance that perpetuates the system. Then they can just cruise and have those massive foreign populations take care of them.

      Thus, the system is doing exactly what those at the helm want it to do.

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    2. Re:You get what you pay for... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of all the current issues that are "critical to the nation's health", I find it interesting that there are those that believe protecting the property rights of the richest and most powerful among us is at the top of the list.

      A trillion-dollar war that's being paid for on credit? Nope. Health care for sick kids? No way. Global climate change? Are you kidding?

      But making sure Microsoft is able to get paid every time someone clicks a hot-key combo or installs a program on a computer - now THAT's "critical to the nation's health".

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    3. Re:You get what you pay for... by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Interesting



      Indeed. After all a Patent on your idea is absolutely VITAL to maintaining your market....NOT!!
      See how Coca-Cola protected their formula.

      Bureaucrats and lawyers...a winning combination...for bureaucrats and lawyers.

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    4. Re:You get what you pay for... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      After all a Patent on your idea is absolutely VITAL to maintaining your market....NOT!!
      See how Coca-Cola protected their formula.


            Fortunately for Coca-Cola, they were able to dominate the market long before mass spectrometers became popular...

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    5. Re:You get what you pay for... by servognome · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of all the current issues that are "critical to the nation's health", I find it interesting that there are those that believe protecting the property rights of the richest and most powerful among us is at the top of the list.
      The fundamental nature of the US economy has been shifting towards intellectual property; problems in that area has reprocussions across the entire economy. It's like saying "why should we care that poor people can't pay back the money loaned to them by multi-billion dollar corporations," as we watch the housing reprocussions of the housing bubble burst.
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    6. Re:You get what you pay for... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      why should we care that poor people can't pay back the money loaned to them by multi-billion dollar corporations?
      That was going to be my next question.

      We forgive debt of third world countries all the time. Now that we are creating our very own domestic third world, why not do the same?
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    7. Re:You get what you pay for... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      The fundamental nature of the US economy has been shifting towards intellectual property...

      Yeah, I completely agree that this is a big deal. However, I think a lot of the people worrying about it are missing the big picture.

      And what is the big picture, you ask? The big picture is the simple fact that "IP" is imaginary. It's not real. It doesn't exist! All this bullshit about patents and copyrights and whatnot is only the illusion of property, an illusion created and maintained by government fiat. The trouble is, without a solid basis in real property, created by manufacturing physical objects, that fiat dwindles to nothing. Does China give a damn about our imaginary property? Hell no! Will China care about our imaginary government fiat in the coming years? Hell no! Are we entirely fucked over already, and just don't realize it yet? Hell yes!

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    8. Re:You get what you pay for... by servognome · · Score: 1

      The trouble is, without a solid basis in real property, created by manufacturing physical objects, that fiat dwindles to nothing.
      What gives property value is the investment of "imaginary" ideas. What is the difference between a heap of metal and an automobile? 10% sweat, 90% know-how. Automation has long served to dwindle the importance of labor in the assembly of a product. Most of what we pay for is the idea of how to make something, not the actual raw material or physical assembly.
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    9. Re:You get what you pay for... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Indeed. After all a Patent on your idea is absolutely VITAL to maintaining your market....NOT!! See how Coca-Cola protected their formula.

      Actually the most important thing here is the marketing. It probably wouldn't be too difficult to reverse engineer the drink itself.

  2. The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's what. by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The main problem with the (US) patent system is that it is a classed, stratified scam. One designed to serve large and/or monied entities, lawyers and their various barnacles.

    Without large sums of money, it is difficult to determine if you have a patentable device. Without large sums of money, it is impossible to defend any court action that involves your patent, regardless of if it is brought against you, or by you. So even if, by dint of careful study and diligent application to the system, you manage to get a patent without spending a lot of money, you can't defend it anyway - unless you are well funded.

    All this quite aside from the fact that the patent system has mutated enormously from what the founders envisioned; Software patents. Method patents. Patents on the blatantly obvious. Of course, so has most of the rest of our legal system mutated. You know why our system has so mutated? Because our political system, which drives the legal system, is a classed, stratified scam.

    And strangely enough, the legal system, which lies between the political system and the patent system, is also a classed, stratified scam. Money talks; justice is the last thing on anyone's list; the question of constitutionality rarely comes up, and when it does, it is likely to be abused and misused right up to and including the supreme court.

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  3. Easy fix by JK_the_Slacker · · Score: 1

    If they'd just approve my patent for flipping a light switch, I'd stop complaining. Simple as that.

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    1. Re:Easy fix by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Hah, jokes on you. I wire my lights to push buttons!

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    2. Re:Easy fix by Annymouse+Cowherd · · Score: 1

      You spend the entire time while you're in the room holding the button down?

    3. Re:Easy fix by sconeu · · Score: 1

      I've patented: "A method for changing the state of illumination objects". Included is a switch and lightbulb example, but not meant to preclude any other mechanisms.

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    4. Re:Easy fix by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      In my 1893-built house the wiring is pretty archaic. All of the light switches that haven't been replaced are mechanical pushbutton switches. One for on, one for off. Pressing one raises the other.

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    5. Re:Easy fix by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you've violated my patent for one-click lighting.

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    6. Re:Easy fix by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Get in line. The Micky-Mouse wiring violates trademark, copyright, and patent laws.

      Not to mention building codes, UL guidelines, fire codes, common sense, etc.

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  4. Reverse the polarity! by jdigriz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't the solution obvious? Invert the quotas. Pay examiners per application denied. Then only the most nonobvious and innovative stuff will get through the process. The public is best served by preventing as many monopolies on ideas as possible while still rewarding true innovation.

    1. Re:Reverse the polarity! by tacarat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope. Then they'd deny everything. The answer is obviously to allow industry to set up a self-regulating body to approve and deny patent applications. No need for the oversight.

      Just kidding. I'm curious what happened to the idea of wiki-fying the system.

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    2. Re:Reverse the polarity! by droe42 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The system already rewards examiners for denying an application. (They get a count regardless how they dispose of the application.) Come Nov. 1st the rules for patenting are going to change dramatically. A lot of the complaints out there are getting addressed (for better or worse) by the rule changes. Everyone wants to see "obvious" patents rejected, unless you are the guy who came up with them. This is the *clarification* of the rule changes: http://www.uspto.gov/web/offices/pac/dapp/opla/preognotice/clmcontclarification.pdf If only I had patented the spreadsheet....

    3. Re:Reverse the polarity! by regularstranger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not just pay the examiners to do their job however they see fit, with some emphasis placed on peer review and oversight. Quotas of any kind are usually detrimental to quality.

    4. Re:Reverse the polarity! by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Nope. Then they'd deny everything.

            This is a bad thing? That's the whole point! :)

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    5. Re:Reverse the polarity! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The production quotas are based on the number of applications that examiners must review and complete biweekly and have not been adjusted since 1976. Since then, patent applications have become more complex, which means it takes longer to review them.
      Maybe the just have to management on-board with some new policies
      "if it not understandable it's no"
      "if its not revolutionary, it's obvious"
      "someone skilled in the arts means someone skilled in the art being patented not skilled in the art of being a patent attorney"

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    6. Re:Reverse the polarity! by mzwaterski · · Score: 1

      Mod Parent Up for actually understanding how the system works and is being changed!

    7. Re:Reverse the polarity! by amber_of_luxor · · Score: 1

      >>Nope. Then they'd deny everything.
      >This is a bad thing? That's the whole point! :)

      Better solution.

      If a patent application cites another patent, it is denied on the grounds of being "obvious".

      If the patent application could have cited another patent, but did not, it is denied on the grounds of being a fraudulent application.

      If any party wants to appeal a denied application,they may pay the sum of US$1 000 000 000 000 for an application to appeal the denial. If the application to appeal is granted, the organization pays a further US$1 000 000 per hour of time spent in adjudicating the patent.

      If a party wishes to appeal a patent that has been granted, they may pay the sum of US$100 for an application to appeal the acceptance of the patent. There is no charge for adjudicating a patent that has been granted.

      Amber

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    8. Re:Reverse the polarity! by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Because it is unfortunately rather difficult for the government to fire an employee who simply isn't doing a good job, if there isn't a nice, objective standard by which they're doing poorly. They want some way to make sure the examiners are being productive.

      Of course there are better ways than what they're currently doing. I'm not trying to defend the current practice, I'm just saying it's an unsurprising result of a government bureaucracy.

    9. Re:Reverse the polarity! by Bellum+Aeternus · · Score: 1
      Actually, you're really on to something here and I was going to make a similar comment myself.

      Let's look at the issue here in all seriousness (yes, I know this is Slashdot). Who benefits from patents the most? The rich and a few independent inventor types. Who pays for patents? Citizens. Now why should citizens support (taxes) a system that costs them money? Seriously.

      The patents only apply in our country (yes, there are international treaties but come on, really...) so they're only targeted at our own people.

      Since patents help the corporations, they should be tested and approved by the same corporations. We should set up a large governing body of corporations and anyone who wants to be a part of it. Think ISO without the lame bylaws. Then when a patent application roles in a panel of peer corporations (but not the submitter) are assigned to analyze and approve or deny it.

      In this way we create competition and cooperation in the patent system. The government, of course, would retain final veto power as well as the duty to enforce patents that have been approved.

      You might think "nothing will ever get through", well that wouldn't be the case. If M$ submits a patent and IBM doesn't like it they might vote against it, but they since M$ will one day be voting on IBM's patent application they might approve it too. But I don't think any company would willingly pass an industry damaging patent under these guidelines.

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    10. Re:Reverse the polarity! by tacarat · · Score: 1

      I think letting companies like MS or IBM have a say on what is and isn't patentable would be a bad idea. Then companies could easily vote down disruptive technologies (Linux, while not up for a patent, is such) and engage in backroom dealing. Kind of how they do it right now with their Cold War style defensive patent portfolios.

      Nope. I think leaving it open to the public, with room for any number of our bored, know it all forum troll types focusing their attention on prior art issues may be the best way to harness the power of this nation's basements.

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    11. Re:Reverse the polarity! by Veramocor · · Score: 1

      Who pays for patents? Citizens. Now why should citizens support (taxes) a system that costs them money? Seriously. WRONG.

      The patent office is 100% self sufficient based on application fees and patent maintenance fees. In fact at one time the patent office was a cash cow and the government took extra money from fees from it.

      So in fact the patent office either costs the taxpayer nothing or imperceptibly slightly lowers his/her taxes
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    12. Re:Reverse the polarity! by MagikSlinger · · Score: 1

      Nope. Then they'd deny everything. The answer is obviously to allow industry to set up a self-regulating body to approve and deny patent applications. No need for the oversight.

      I think you're close there. I say abandon government granted patents and return to contract law and NDA. If I invent something, and there's no paper trail showing the company ever revealed their technique/invention to me, nothing they can do. What about things that can be reverse engineered? That takes time & money; most times it's cheaper to license. Also reverse engineering becomes the "marginal land" against which licensing fees can be compared. You want to license your new CPU? Fine, charge less than it would cost me to reverse engineer and build up a factory to mass produce.

      True, we would end up with some "victims". The small inventor who comes up with the pulse windshield wiper could get screwed, but then again, if you know of the idea, and an engineer can easily re-create it (it violates the non-obvious rule), then it shouldn't have been granted under the patent system in the first place. But no system is perfect and I think we should focus on harm reduction.

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    13. Re:Reverse the polarity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The patent office is 100% self sufficient based on application fees and patent maintenance fees. No, their jobs depend upon patent application submissions. The incentive for patent application submissions is a history, a rational expectation, of a percentage chance of approval. And in fact, what we see is a feedback loop of an avalanche of applications hoping for a percentage of the applications to be granted.

      So in fact the patent office either costs the taxpayer nothing or imperceptibly slightly lowers his/her taxes No, the taxpayers pay magnitudes of order more in higher prices for lower quality products because competition is eliminated by classic medieval Guild System monopoly protectionism. The Lords are paid and the examiners stamp with the King's Seal. Not to mention, the pharmaceutical industry alone is given 30 billion in government subsidies per year from which to kick back political donations and cushy jobs for the politicians' friends and family plan. The booty which is extracted from the general populace through competition eliminated higher prices is split up between specific individuals in business and government (and higher education research grants as well). It's so corrupt that even first year medical school students are bribed by pharmaceutical industry interests.
    14. Re:Reverse the polarity! by epee1221 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they could back off on the quota and measure performance according to what percent of the patents that they approve end up getting overturned on later review.

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    15. Re:Reverse the polarity! by Bellum+Aeternus · · Score: 1
      Thank you for commenting as you did. You basically gave detail on exactly what I was thinking, but worded poorly. Sigh... I'm a developer, not a writer.

      But the cost paid by the average Joe for protected monopoly status was what I was alluding to.

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    16. Re:Reverse the polarity! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Let's look at the issue here in all seriousness (yes, I know this is Slashdot). Who benefits from patents the most? The rich and a few independent inventor types. Who pays for patents? Citizens. Now why should citizens support (taxes) a system that costs them money? Seriously.

      Even further evidence that the whole system is so fucked-up that it should be abolished in its entirety!

      Do you realize that -- if the patent system worked as it was intended -- you'd be completely 180-degrees wrong? The way it's supposed to work is that the inventor pays for the patent and the citizens get most of the benefit! The emphasis is supposed to be on encouraging a larger volume of innovation and giving the public the use of the technology once the patent expires, not handing the inventor a monopoly.

      The fact that the system's become so bizarre that hardly anyone even realizes this anymore proves that the whole patent system ought to be put down faster than a three-legged horse!

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  5. Eureka! by bobdotorg · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm going to patent a a quota system for government offices to use to lay off employees. The details of which will be somewhere in box 8 of 13.

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  6. Patents are very difficult to read by Cheesey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am surely not alone in thinking that the text of every patent seems to be deliberately obfuscated. Each patent seems to have been translated several times before being turned back into a form that is almost (but not quite) entirely unlike English. Surely it would help matters enormously if patents had to be written in English rather than impenetrable legalese? This would help the patent examiners, and it would also help anyone who wanted to reimplement an invention described by an expired patent - which is, after all, part of the deal! The nature of the invention is supposed to be patently obvious so that others can reuse it after it expires. Why isn't this a requirement?

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    1. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 5, Informative

      Surely it would help matters enormously if patents had to be written in English rather than impenetrable legalese?

      Patents are legal documents. That is why they are written in legalese. And patent examiners speak legalese. It actually makes them more efficent as it becomes easier to reject a patent for prior art the fewer ways there are to express an idea.

      And legalese, much like medical jargon, is a seperate language where words mean specific things. Unfortunately, while medicine stole from Latin, and is thus obvious, the Law stole from English. So many people think it is merely poor English, when in reality the words being used have very precise meanings.

      IANAL

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    2. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by Cheesey · · Score: 1

      In that case, perhaps patents could be written in both English and legalese, so that they can be read both by lawyers and by techies. It seems to me that we ideally want both types of people to review patent applications. Experts in a particular field are more likely to be able to spot prior art, but they are also less likely to be able to actually understand the patent because of the legal jargon.

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    3. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      "This would help the patent examiners," But this would not help the lawyers. One of the few groups, as you know, with both enough wealth and free time to actually convince a bunch of senile retirees to put marks next to their names on piece of medium-sized card stock. So your "no legalese" requirement has about as much chance as Hell's postmaster has of avoiding a mountain of novelty remailings this month.

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    4. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by dmeranda · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, patents are quite different from most forms of legalise. They are definitely designed to be as incomprehensible as possible and as ambiguous as possible. Wheras most legalise is an attempt to be precise (much like computer programming), "patentese" is the other extreme to be as imprecise as you can possibly get by with.

      For comparison go read "real" legalize, say almost any of the Public Laws passed by congress. Some of them may be long (mainly those intended to obfuscate the flow of bribery money, er, earmarks). But the laws that are actually suppposed to be the most legal in terms of setting rules for citizens, they are surprising very easy to read and understand in English. In fact the more important the law, usually the easier it is to understand. Look at some of the constitutional ammendments. Most are only a paragraph or two of very plain English prose. See, the congress which wrote those wanted to be sure they were so clear that nobody could ever not understand them or misinterpret them.

      On the other hand, patent lawers and the companies they front actually desire to create as much confusion and obfuscation as possible. Ever wonder why ordinary lawers can do pretty much anything, except patent law?

      The sad thing is that the original intent of a patent was to actually make knowledge more available and understandable to the public as a whole. But instead patents are written in some invented cryptographic foreign language; plus the way legal penalties are set up it's in your best interest to actually NOT read patents, so the legal system is actively discouraging the disemination of knowledge, the same way a traffic ticket discourages speeding....the exact opposite of the purpose of patents.

    5. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean laws are written in python and patents are written in perl?

    6. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by dontthink · · Score: 1

      I am surely not alone in thinking that the text of every patent seems to be deliberately obfuscated.

      Nope - in my experience patents often ARE in fact deliberately obfuscated (beyond the inevitable legalese). The more general the description of the patented article, the better (at least that was the advice I got when pursuing a patent with some colleagues). This often leads to vague wording - the more specifics you give, the easier it is to take that specific, give it a "non-obvious" twist, and suddenly someone else has a patent based on something that was largely your idea. It also gives your lawyers a better case if anyone infringes on the patent. I could be wrong though - IANAL, and the aforementioned advice was not from one either (although it WAS from someone who holds several patents himself...).
    7. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case, perhaps patents could be written in both English and legalese, so that they can be read both by lawyers and by techies.


      Would you want to do the same with source code?

      Sure you could write both source and an "English" version that makes sense to non-techies but you're going to have a lot of ambiguity in the English version. This may seem irrelevant to the non-techie at first but at some point you realize that the precise details and edge cases are critically important in determining what the document means. Without them the English version really isn't that useful.
    8. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by hankwang · · Score: 1

      Patents are legal documents. That is why they are written in legalese.

      Only the section with the claims, that exactly defines what type of device or process is covered by the patent, is supposed to be legalese. Most of the bulk of a patent is supposed to be readable for an engineer who deals with similar devices or processes, and that has indeed mostly been my experience with patents in a field that I know well (i.e., laser physics). But someone without an appropriate physics background should not expect to be able to understand the text, just like they would not be able to grasp what's in a typical paper in Physical Review or Journal of Applied Physics.

    9. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patent language is a method for describing invention for submission to a government agency for patent approval, where said invention is submitted to said agency with language such that...

      oh never mind.

    10. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      "Why isn't this a requirement?"

      Because:

      1. It generates BILLABLE HOURS, that's why. The arcane, precise, obfuscatory language is used by habit and by greed to keep the commoner from defending him/herself.

      2. Lawyers don't want to be reduced to mere proof-readers.

      3. Courts (judges) don't want labyrinthine segues to get to "justice"; jurors probably would like the entertainment value

      4. Court reporters would have to consume more paper and charge for the longer hours.

      5. Court dockets would be vastly longer

      Unfortunately, though there are many SMART and INTELLIGENT people who could read up on relevant or precedent cases, too many might do worse to themselves than the lawyers would do to them. OTOH, way too many lawyers don't deserve to be in the position of raking in SO much money for what little service SOME of them provide.

      I hope to never NEED a lawyer, but if I do, I hope I have a SHITLOAD of money before retaining one.

      As for the broken patent system, we need less of the obfuscatory, self-adulating bullshit language and more brevity. Too much of the language is coarse, idiotic, and mind-numbingly filled with rat-gutter weasle-ways to deny a crafter inventor some wiggle room to design AROUND the patent. Too many patents based on the obvious are approved by sheer dint of the tomes of material and references provided to snow or ply the reviewing agent. Too many references means that the casual inventor becomes bogged down chasing citations/references and evaluating every last word for legal minefields.

      Aside from the stress DECENT lawyers must go through, in general, they must take home a LOT of money.

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    11. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They aren't written in normal legaleze. I worked at a company that submitted a patent for a device I helped design and build. We submitted technical documentation, and the company lawyers turned that into a patent document. When I reviewed the patent, I would have had no idea that the patent was describing what I worked on, had they not told me so ahead of time. I'm not joking. What was about 20 pages of documentation of a concept, including illustrations, became hundreds of pages of completely confusing information. Where a single technical term was the precise meaning of something, it would be replaced with entire paragraphs explaining that concept in a way that no engineer would understand it.

      Patents are technical documents. They are supposed to describe a solution to a problem in a way that a technician with adequate knowledge can understand the concept and verify that it is not already in use, and that a future product does not infringe upon it. If the designer of the system does not even recognize the patent, then it is not able to do that.

      You are correct when you say that legalize has very precise meaning. But patents are intended to be as broad as possible, so the lawyers do what they can do take a single concept and make it as vague as possible. So words that have precise meanings in the original technical document are replaced with vague meanings (hence how single terms become entire paragraphs). I actually saw sentences that spanned whole pages, and paragraph separators were used to indicate that this "word" had been explained inline.

      For example:
      The ruler must be 12 inches long.

      Becomes:
      The [entire paragraph explaining what a physical object with measurements might look like, in every possible way you could imagine, regardless of shape, size, or material, without requiring graduation marks or whatever],

      must be [complex explanation indicating that some unspecified minimum dimensions may or may not be required].

      Not all patents are written this way, but many of them are.

    12. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by Cheesey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would you want to do the same with source code? Sure you could write both source and an "English" version that makes sense to non-techies but you're going to have a lot of ambiguity in the English version.

      REM I see your point.
      /* In fact I have never understood why programming languages allow you to add comments. */
      // Real programmers don't write comments.
      -- Real programmers figure out what code is supposed to do just by looking at the syntax.
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    13. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by theantipop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your lawyers were simply trying to get the broadest patent coverage for your device. This is largely why you pay them loads of money and why the job of examining applications is a long and drawn out process. By way of an over-simplified explanation, a lawyer wants to broaden your legal coverage to include all sorts of unthought of embodiments (and possibly entirely different inventions) while an examiner seeks to narrow the legal claims you make to specifically what the invention is while having (likely) never seen the thing. Your example illustrates a seldom acknowledged facet of the patent system.

    14. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Your example: The ruler must be 12 inches long.

      Ah, but I discover a way of doing X with a ruler 11.99 or 12.01 inches long. Or a nongraduated 12 inch metal stick. Then I am free to violate it. That's why simple words (Ruler, 12 inches) are replaced by paragraphs covering many possibilities.

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    15. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by Original+Replica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "And legalese, much like medical jargon, is a seperate language"

      I think you just hit on a major source of problems, not just with the patent system but with our "democratic" government in general. How can the voters understand sources of our various governmental problems when it is all written in a different language? Yes, I understand the need for linguistic precision. I also understand that having a special language for government locks out most everyone not in the aristocratic Ivy League strata. I understand that have the law written in a language that the voter does not speak makes it mush more difficult to hold a legislator accountable to their constituents. As for legalese being a precision language, why are things written in this allegedly precise language so freely interpreted by activist judges or congressmen wishing to expand "interstate commerce"?

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    16. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      There is no viable alternative to linguistic precision. Ultimately rules will be interperted in one way as being the "correct" way. Other rules will appeal to those rules as a precident. The system has repeated like that for over two millenia, hence the barrier to entry. However, physics, mathematics, biology and numerous other fields have the same specialization of knowledge. We do not require that mathematicians rework everything from scratch every 20 years to allow newcomers equal access.

      In answer to your other question, part of the reason is that "interstate commerce" is a short phrase. If the founders had intended full legal clarity, the constitution would be far, far longer, and unable to be read on a whim or in a civics class. Additionally, unlike laws which are frequently updated, the constitution is meant to be difficult to change, but easy to apply to new situations. Lastly, the entire constitution presumes that the various branches of the government, as well as state vs. federal wrangling, would be what ensured that things would be kept in balance, not a piece of paper. The last two amendments to the Bill of Rights enshrine the idea that the constitution is meant, primarily, as a guideline and framework, more interperted by the spirit than the letter, to run the country rather than an exhaustive codification of the rules.

      Lastly, your comment about "activist judges" irks me to no end, primarily because the phrase is used as a codeword by Republicans to indicate judges who take a liberal view, usually by attempting to enforce that pesky first or fourth amendment. It never gets applied to judges who change state/federal law in a way that the Republican party approves. A larger objection would be that judges merely rule on cases that other people (activists) bring before them. They then interpert the laws of this country as best they can.

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    17. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      Sorry to irk you, when I say "activist judges" I mean any judge who forwards their personal views by creative or selective interpretation of the law.

      Yes, "interstate commerce" is a short phrase, and everyone I know with a good high school education is able to understand what it was meant to encompass. The reinterpretation of Consistution into legalese is what allowed such a short,clear phrase to be so exploited.

      "physics, mathematics, biology and numerous other fields have the same specialization of knowledge" Very true, but those fields do not expect or pretend that the average citizen is supposed to an active participant in the development and regulation of those fields. By declaring ourselves a Democracy and giving the vote to every citizen over 18, we must make the working and business of government understandable to those who are supposed to be the ultimate governing power, the voter. To do otherwise is simply to pretend at Democracy.

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    18. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Your lawyers were simply trying to get the broadest patent coverage for your device.

      And that's what's fucked up about it! What those lawyers are doing is antithetical to the purpose of patents, and the USPTO should enact a policy to summarily reject any application that has more than a trace of such bullshit!

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    19. Re:Patents are very difficult to read by howlingfrog · · Score: 1

      And legalese, much like medical jargon, is a separate language where words mean specific things.

      I beg to differ. Almost all intellectual disciplines have their own specialized jargon. Jargon was invented for the purpose of having words mean specific things, so once you make the simple, one-time effort of learning the language, you can make unambiguous sense of that discipline's jargon. That's the theory. In practice, some disciplines (mathematics, computers, medicine, the hard sciences, etc.) really do use jargon this way, while others use it for the opposite purpose: deliberate ambiguity. I'll compare legalese to mathematical reasoning because they are both basically a priori--experts cannot disagree solely because of insufficient empirical data, because there is no empirical data. Now, there are a posteriori legal issues as well--the facts of a case can be in dispute. In criminal trials, the most common defense is to argue that the facts are sufficiently disputable to constitute reasonable doubt. But there are many cases where all sides agree on the facts, and the only issue is the a priori interpretation of the relevant laws and/or contracts. We'll compare mathematics to how these cases are decided.

      In mathematics, proofs written in jargon are submitted to peer-reviewed journals. If some, but not all, of the reviewers find an error, simply pointing it out to the others is sufficient to convince them. When papers are rejected, the author accepts that there is an error and works to correct it. Mathematicians who do not accept the decisions of peer review are considered crackpots and tend to have their names legally changed to Archimedes Plutonium.

      In the legal system, cases written in jargon are submitted to the Supreme Court. If some, but not all, of the justices find an error in the argument of one side, they will argue until every justice is sure which side they stand on, agree to disagree, and take a vote. The lawyers on the losing side of the case will continue to state their unaltered arguments to anyone who will listen, just as convinced of their correctness as ever. Even in fully a priori cases, experts can disagree because legal jargon is ambiguous, and allows multiple interpretations of the same statements.

      This is not necessarily a bad thing--there are ambiguities in the Bill of Rights put in deliberately by the framers to allow culture to change over time. People today and people 200 years ago have very different ideas of what constitutes "cruel and unusual punishment," for example. I'm writing a constitution, purely as an intellectual exercise, and I find myself doing the same thing surprisingly often--I'll think an issue is important enough to address at the constitution level, but not want to permanently force my own opinion on the hypothetical people living under the government I'm defining.

      But there are obvious disadvantages as well. A lawyer's job is to relentlessly pursue the client's interests, without regard for any larger issues. To that end, lawyers can and do use jargon so ambiguous as to be confusing, for the express purpose of fooling people into accepting a position they would not accept if they understood. Johnny Cochran's use of the Chewbacca Defense in the O.J. Simpson case is the most famous example of this (thank you South Park), but there are others pervading our daily lives. Renters' and property-owners' insurance policies are each written to pass the buck to the other for most claims--I found this out the hard way a few years ago. Cell phone service contracts that automatically renew when they expire. Adjustable-rate mortgages. In all these cases, the central purpose of using legal jargon is to confuse and intimidate without being forced to be unambiguous.

      My guess is that patent applications usually work this way. That's only a guess, and if you have evidence to the contrary, I'm happy to listen, but you can't claim that such tactics are impossible--the purpose of legal jargon is to make them possible.

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  7. yup by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    Does this really surprise anyone?

  8. ITS BROKEN FIX IT!!!!11ONE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    (caps lock is cruise control to awesomeness)

    1. Re:ITS BROKEN FIX IT!!!!11ONE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ITS BROKEN FIX IT!!!!11ONE

      Did you know that you can work around a broken Caps Lock key by holding down either Shift key as you type?

    2. Re:ITS BROKEN FIX IT!!!!11ONE by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you sure that doing so wouldn't violate a patent?

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  9. nothing scares me more by farker+haiku · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nothing scares me more than 75 year old people approving software patents.

    FTA:
    Patent officials are looking at hiring back retirees to work on the patent backlog and at revising "duty station" requirements so the agency can expand into a nationwide workforce.

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    1. Re:nothing scares me more by aibob · · Score: 1

      Who would you really rather have judging the novelty of software patent applications: someone with a Bachelor's degree and no work experience, or someone with 40+ years of patent experience? You don't get that kind of experience by exercising bad judgment and rubber-stamping everything that comes across your desk. I'll take the experienced examiner any day!

    2. Re:nothing scares me more by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Nothing scares me more than 75 year old people approving software patents. I'm sure they can wield a rubber stamp with the best of them.
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    3. Re:nothing scares me more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know... some old timers who've seen lifetime's worth of BS, in their ripe old age, might be much more likely to call a bullshit a bullshit... Of course, it won't help with the existing incentive system.

    4. Re:nothing scares me more by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      Nothing scares me more than 75 year old people approving software patents.

      FTA:
      Patent officials are looking at hiring back retirees to work on the patent backlog and at revising "duty station" requirements so the agency can expand into a nationwide workforce.

      I would assume that patent officers get to retire after 20 years with half pension like most government employees.

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  10. Cursory examination? Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got two patents already past the examiners' 18 month time limit. One is a continuation, so this has been going on for over three years now. If they want to send those two through unexamined, that's fine by me.

  11. "One Problem" Trap by hardburn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This seems to fall into the trap of signaling one problem as the source of a larger, more complex problem, when in fact there is a composite of multiple problems to deal with. One may also see this in pointing to video games as the problem in school shootings.

    Patent examiner quotas may be a big problem and I'm glad it's being pointed out, but companies stocking up on patents as a strategy of Mutually Assured Destruction is a separate problem.

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    1. Re:"One Problem" Trap by theantipop · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, the examiner is ultimately bound by the laws enacted by congress and their interpretation by the judicial system. You could give an examiner an eternity to review a patent application, but if that app does not fall into any formal pitfalls and contains the slightest of inventive concepts, it is going to get through. Loosening the quotas might help bar patents in which additional search time might reveal that last piece of art to cover the allowable subject matter, but it won't fix what is legally able to be patented which I feel is a much bigger issue.

    2. Re:"One Problem" Trap by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the summary put 'real' in scare quotes.

  12. WTF? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "In the global economy, innovation, technological progress and the protection of intellectual property rights are keys to U.S. competitiveness. Keeping up with the demand for patents is critical to the nation's health."

    Really?

    Is that why the dollar is in free fall, there's 48 trillion of debt, vast amounts of production shipped off to competing countries, the housing market in meltdown about to take the rest of the world with it ... and they've stopped publishing the money supply figures...

    Basically... Bullshit.

    LOL. Patents are damned near irrelevant and have fuck all to do with the nations health.

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    1. Re:WTF? by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Funny, you were modded Flamebait by an official Republican fanboy.

      Also funny how, despite your qote that mentions "technological progress", this government slashed the science budget by over $100 million. Guess they needed to pay for a few extra Humvees.

      But that's ok. China is coming, and God are they going to run right over the US economy. TWO billion people. I hope they will be nice to us.

      "First we feared the wolf, then we danced with the wolf. Now we want to BE the wolf" - A chinese politician.

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  13. Simple fix by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    What they really need is the TLDR rule for automatically rejecting patent applications.

  14. There is no polarity! by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2, Informative

    The quotas are per patent examined and denied/accepted. So, there is no polarity. In fact, if anything, it is a lot easier to say "X anticipates Y, go away" than to approve a patent.

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    1. Re:There is no polarity! by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      The quotas are per patent examined and denied/accepted. So, there is no polarity. In fact, if anything, it is a lot easier to say "X anticipates Y, go away" than to approve a patent.
      Plus, the longer an examiner can drag a patent application's prosecution out, the more counts they get from Requests for Continued Examination and Continuation applications. Getting counts from those (both first actions and disposals) is a hell of a lot easier than taking up new applications.


      Also, the allowance rate at the USPTO is now around 40%, and allowances are generally after a lot of back and forth. Perhaps it should be lower, but it is not nearly the all-application-approving place that slashbots make it out to be.

      As I read in someone's sig (though I can't remember the exact statement), asking slashdot about patents is like asking the KKK about blacks and Jews.

  15. Nope the real problem is that it exist by Coeurderoy · · Score: 1

    Actually 8hours is just long enough to pretend that you care, they can play tic tac toe for the 8hours, it absolutelly does not matter.
    The only goal is to scam off money from people that like to have the permission to make other peoples live miserable.

    Patents should be forbidden in all field, they are not useful anymore.

    1. Re:Nope the real problem is that it exist by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      The fact that new technology gets publically disclosed allowing others to build on it still makes patents a useful thing.

      On the otherhand, since they used to only be publicly disclosed upon being issued, now almost all patent applications are published.

      I don't really want to live in a world of trade secrets, with corporate espionage even more rampant. Sure you can reverse engineer all you want, but do you want to see a return to guilds guarding their secrets?

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    2. Re:Nope the real problem is that it exist by Coeurderoy · · Score: 1

      This is an illusion, actually patents really gives you the list of technologies that you do not want to use because the cost of negociating some sort of agreements is more costly than building around it.

      Trade secrets with what ammounts to proof of concepts would be less damageable than the current system.

      And guilds did actually share secrets within the guild (much like the open source people do among themselves)

      Patents where useful when a typical end product had one or two patents involved, now it has hundreds or thousands of patents involved it is just unmanageable.

    3. Re:Nope the real problem is that it exist by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      The fact that new technology gets publically disclosed allowing others to build on it still makes patents a useful thing.

      But it doesn't! The sheer amount of bullshit and legalese that patent applications are stuffed full of nowadays means that they're obfuscated to the point of utter uselessness. This isn't [supposed to be] Bizarro land; obfuscation should not count as disclosure!

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  16. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by ebusinessmedia1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is exactly right. Here in the Bay Area, there is currently a feeding frenzy going on, with one IP firm after another popping up to represent one tech company after another in one arcane patent dispute after another.

    This is costing ALL OF US a LOT of money. It is making the legal system a LOT of money.

    I've been inside a few of these law firms; they hire a phalanx of paralegals to pour through tens-of-thousands of documents, looking for keywords that might have bearing on a case; they create aggressive deposition schedules; they engage in ultra-expensive eDiscovery activities, and so on.

    They bring in the best, catered food, day in and day out. They have overnight sleeping rooms, so that paralegals can stop work and not have to take time to commute the next morning. Money flows in, unencumbered by any thought about what it is costingi yuo and me, the American consumer, as all these costs are eventually borne by us in the way of higher prices, or constrained innovation.

    The lawyers are walkingi away with big smiles on their faces; it's really sickening to consider the near-fact tthat there is probably more revenue being generated in Silicon Valley via IP litigation than there is from the deployment of new innovation.

    Do you think the "legal profession's ethics" (an oxymoron, if I ever heard one) will do anything to stop this money-making juggernaut? Answer: no.

    In fact, we are being held hostage by greedy IP law firms, who have a production-line attitude to litigating patent and copyright protection issues.

    With new eDiscovery laws coming into place, now we're having to do legal diligence to the 'nth' email. Imagine the wide-eyed, greedy hand-wringing going on with that one.

    Recently the ABA created a new "degree", for paralegals. It's called the "Paralegal Certificate". It's a two-year program, with the ABA (American Bar Assn.) mandating that ABA-approved paralegal programs CANNOT be held online. Imagine that. one has to trek off to night school after a long day at work, to listen to someone read notes from a Civil Litigation textbook that you could be reading and being tested for online.

    Why this certificate? It permits these IPP (and other) law firms to bill more for paralegals. Now that "paralegal" is an "official" sub-category, law firms can take a $30 per hour paralegal and bill out $120-200 for their time (depending on discipline, and experience). More legal hands in our economy's cookie jar.

    I don't know how we're going to change a copyright and patent system that feeds these parasitical attorneys so generously. Think about it; most of the laws are made by people who have been attorneys, and have staffs full of young attorneys. They will legislate in their self-interest.

  17. As Ron Paul says by rolfwind · · Score: 1

    Government either subsidizes something or bans it. And when you subsidize it, you get more of it - and here productivity is based on completely the wrong thing.

    I wonder what his views on the patent problem is. Or a libertarian's views in general - Private "Property" vs. Free Market.

    1. Re:As Ron Paul says by Veramocor · · Score: 1

      Too bad for Ron Paul the Patent system is one thing that he can't get rid of. The CONSTITUTION which is the document that any self respecting Libertarian cares about, specifically gives Congress the power to give copyrights and patents as it sees fit.

      In Article I, section 8, the U.S. Constitution:

              Congress shall have power . . . To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries.

      In fact the Patent clause in the constitution passed unanimously when the constitution was being written.

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    2. Re:As Ron Paul says by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      1) Under the Constitution Congress has the authority to grant copyrights and patents, not a responsibility to do so. If so inclined, Ron Paul could push for the elimination of copyrights and patents without encountering any Constitutional barriers. (Political ones, for sure, but not Constitutional.)

      2) Perhaps you were only referring to members of the U.S. Libertarian Party, who tend to be strict Constitutionalists, but idolizing the Constitution is hardly a basic libertarian trait. Even ignoring the sizable number of libertarians who are not statists of any variety -- myself included -- many libertarians are minarchists who would hardly approve of Congress creating laws just because the Constitution grants them the authority to do so. The fact that you can do something doesn't mean it's a good idea.

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    3. Re:As Ron Paul says by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Privatise the patent office and create licenses for anyone who wants to manage patent applications.

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    4. Re:As Ron Paul says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Banning copyrights and patents would be depriving Congress of Constitutionally-granted powers. Anyone fighting against it would raise a Constitutional question, and the Supreme Court would be bound to strike the law banning them.

    5. Re:As Ron Paul says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a multitude of offensive legal means to outright and synthetically ban copyrights and patents.

      a.) An outright Constitutional Amendment which becomes the Constitution

      b.) Congressionally change the term to Y=0

      c.) Convince China or the EU to ban them; the US would soon follow suit rather then be left behind in a relatively technological dark age after a mere few decades; the IP chain is only as strong as the weakest international IP treaty link

      d.) Prove that patents and copyrights unconstitutionally *hinder* the advancement of science and the arts rather than promote it

      e.) Raise the application fee to a billion dollars, or even more

      f.) remove all civil enforcement; restrict enforcement to federal enforcement agency with only criminal penalties for criminal standard beyond a reasonable doubt malice

      g.) cap damages; cap lawyer fees (since they are profiting off of laws their fees should be subject to the 8th Amendment protection against cruel and unusual fines); didn't take much to cap individual campaign donations to $2,500, now did it?

      h.) ban all employees of the USPTO from ever advocating in any way privately in any patent application process

      i. to - z.) as needed

      Sure, if something is truly revolutionary it should have at least a 1% effect on GDP, right? Or maybe 10% of GDP is more along the lines of truly revolutionary? A SOFTWARE company like Microsoft sure as hell shouldn't be filling 4 or 5 THOUSAND applications PER YEAR. All they are doing is bribing the USPTO with the fees for 90% rejections for 10% accepted (or whatever the ratio is). I'd also like to see detailed employment records of USPTO examiners and managers before and after their time of employment at the USPTO. At a minimum, I think the general public would be big buyers of offsetting revenue generated by adding two or more zeros to the end of the patent application fee.

  18. money & politics by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    Money is in politics because politics is in money. The patent system makes decisions that affect money, so it is only to be expected that money will do what it can.

    I wanted call that a scam, but a natural outworking of interests.

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    1. Re:money & politics by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

      "I wouldn't" instead of "I wanted"...

      I'll be my own grammar Nazi.

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    2. Re:money & politics by sconeu · · Score: 1
      Money is in politics because politics is in money

      There's a term for it in California -- "Unruh's Law" (after the late Jess Unruh):

      Money is the mother's milk of politics.
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  19. Train them better by endlesshaze · · Score: 1

    One of the things they should worry about cutting down the time it takes a patent examiner to become fully proficient. 4-6 six years is too long... at the rate people are leaving it will never get better.

  20. productivity still too high by dmeranda · · Score: 1

    Why is not being able to keep up with the backlog a problem? In fact if their productivity continued to slip all the way to zero (as in 0% of the applications ever made it through review), I'd say all the problems with patents would finally be fixed! And instead of hiring more examiners, I say they should reduce the number until there are no more left at all.

  21. 85%? by CaptainPatent · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The USPTO is the only government agency that can and does lay you off if your productivity drops below 85% of the standard for your civil service grade When was this lowered? I'm an examiner and ever since I've been here it has been 95%. If you don't meet that the first time, you get a warning, the second time (unless you have a forgiving supervisor) you're out.

    I've already seen several people leave because they can't handle the stress they're put under here either. The standards haven't changed since the 70s even though the pool of prior art is growing exponentially.
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    1. Re:85%? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      !MOD PARENT UP!

      He's correct I posted this anonymously above. The patent office makes it pretty clear they don't want examiners expressing there opinions in a public forum because those opinions may be construed as being that of the office. Since I am paranoid I'll continue posting anon. on this subject.

      As to that you do have a few more chances then he has commented to, you get a verbal, then a written, and then you are gone. Unless the new contracts get through which reduces it to written only.

    2. Re:85%? by theMerovingian · · Score: 1


      How do you like it so far? I am finishing law school in May and was thinking about dropping an application with you guys.

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    3. Re:85%? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CP as AC:
      It's not terrible for me. If you can get into a private firm, do that. You'll be doing about the same amount of work at 2 times the pay. If you can't get directly into a firm and are looking for IP work (and have a technical degree with your law degree) you'll be brought right in. The work isn't bad, but as the GPP and article says, you will be expected to work pretty hard.

      Another good thing is it's great training for the patent bar because you're doing nothing but material covered. Let me know if you do decide to head this way though.

    4. Re:85%? by theantipop · · Score: 1

      There are a couple more inaccuracies in the summary/article. For example, the production level of an examiner is based upon what art he works in. The case of the 8 hour count is real, but on the extreme end of the spectrum. Also, to the best of my knowledge there is no required proportion of new cases vs. ammendments to be worked on.

    5. Re:85%? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CP posting as AC:
      It's true that there is no true ratio of cases to amendments, but if you have steady production (which is "ideal") you'll have as many amendments as cases you completed ~4-6 bi-weeks ago, and so you'll have the approximate same amount. You could of course get slammed one bi-week with 5 cases and 8 amendments and have a "slow" 5 case, 2 amendment bi-week soon to follow, but it's approximately correct in that respect.

  22. Not the only problem... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The best part -- that 28-box application mentioned in the article? -- it gets the PE the same credit as the smallest application.

    This is the other problem. Why are they allowed to submit this much? When I submit a grant application I have limited amount of space to justify my grant. That way I have to condense things down so only the most important and relevant information is transmitted. Why is there not a similar restriction on patents? It is far simpler to request additional details for the patents that need them rather than sift through thousands of pages.

    How many of those 28 boxes do you think even got opened?

    The question you should be asking is how many needed to get opened.

  23. Already reversed by kansas1051 · · Score: 1

    Under the current system, the easiest way for examiners to get quota points is to reject applications, which is exactly what they do. Over 95% of patent applications are initially rejected, which is why the patent process is so expensive. See SSRN for a published study that addresses the quota issue in detail.

  24. Bass Ackwards by cleetus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You'd never pay a surveyor by the sheer number of lines he draws. You pay him to draw accurate lines. That's what a patent examiner is: a surveyor of property boundaries of a most complex nature. Trouble is, incentivizing correct boundary-line drawing is rather hard.; you'd have to predicate it on lack of future litigation.

  25. The REAL problem?? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    The concept of exclusivity over thoughts and ideas. The real REASON it exists? To protect and advanced the well being of entrenched interests, for only they have the resources to work the system that was created by them. Don't believe the spin.

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  26. It doesn't help to consider patents for .... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ... that which is not of patentable nature.
    http://abstractionphysics.net/pmwiki/index.php

    Removing the foolishness of software patents would go a long way at reducing the patent system over running workload.

  27. Because the law requires it by kansas1051 · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is the other problem. Why are they allowed to submit this much?

    The law requires it. The Federal Courts have invented a doctrine known as "inequitable conduct" that requires a patent applicant and its attorney to submit every document they have access to that could potentially be relevant to the application. So, if you are a corporation with a resource library that relates to your products, you have to submit the entire resource library or risk committing inequitable conduct. In every patent infringement trial, the infringer accuses the patent owner of hiding information from the patent office, no matter how much information is submitted. So the natural recourse is to submit everything.

  28. The system needs rethinking by Cracked+Pottery · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The purpose of patents in the Constitution is the promotion of innovation. This is original law. It is clear that in many cases patents are used merely to suppress competition by capable competitors. I think software and drug patents are especially illustrative. The rate of invention is much faster than the periods for patents warrant.


    We have, largely at public expense, mapped the human genome. Many drugs are patented that were developed at public expense and licensed to drug companies to be sold for whatever they can get. Scientists are not going to stop being interested in biochemistry because they are less likely to become billionaires.

    Too many software patents are trivial. Every now and then somebody comes up with an algorithm that is groundbreaking. IBM, as a joke, patented an algorithm for assigning access to restrooms on a train. Don't even get me started on "business method" patents.

    1. Re:The system needs rethinking by budgenator · · Score: 1

      One of the most profitable branches of the pharmaBiz is orphan drugs, expensive drugs needed by a hand full of people at outrageous prices; Often these drugs are public domain. I read about a woman who needed a drug which cost her health insurance $6,400.00 a DAY and was in the public domain. Can you imagine going to bed each night and wondering if you just had a day worth $6,400.00?

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  29. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by networkBoy · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Off topic, I know, but:

    They bring in the best, catered food, day in and day out. They have overnight sleeping rooms, so that paralegals can stop work and not have to take time to commute the next morning. Money flows in, unencumbered by any thought about what it is costingi yuo and me, the American consumer, as all these costs are eventually borne by us in the way of higher prices, or constrained innovation.

    The lawyers are walkingi away with big smiles on their faces; it's really sickening to consider the near-fact tthat there is probably more revenue being generated in Silicon Valley via IP litigation than there is from the deployment of new innovation. Based on the typos in that section (and absent from elsewhere in your post), I'm guessing that you are rather passionate about that particular bit...
    -nB
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  30. How about this? by MeditationSensation · · Score: 1

    They have a bunch of regular patent examiners doing their thing as usual. But then there's a second line of examiners who audit approvals at random. This second line of examiners can delve into it more deeply and find the obvious patents, etc. that the first line didn't get.

    1. Re:How about this? by WhiskeyJuvenile · · Score: 1
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  31. They are paid by the denial by Pachooka-san · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They are paid by the patent denied - patents are generally rejected the first time through, if nothing else to generate more revenue. But it's much easier to just let it slide than to keep searching for good prior art that stops a patent. It's not enough to know it's been done before, you have to cite the prior art, which may be buried in some obscure journal on a different topic. Patents tend to get worded by lawyers, who try hard to obfuscate and make the examiner's job difficult, so they'll give up and allow the patent.

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  32. Actual Productivity: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Article is wrong:

    "The USPTO is the only government agency that can and does lay you off if your productivity drops below 85% of the standard for your civil service grade."

    The actual minimum productivity is 95% of production. Below this you get a verbal warning, then a written warning and then you are gone. So it takes a total of 3/4 of a year to get canned. (3 quarters of poor performance.)

  33. Gotcha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just violated my patent on using sentence fragments to communicate an idea, so now you owe me money. Simple as that.

  34. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1, Insightful

    (IANAL, but I do own a law firm)

    In fact, we are being held hostage by greedy IP law firms

    I understand your anger, but you are certainly not being held hostage by a law firm, but by their clients. Or, in other words, lawyers don't sue people, people sue people.

    Now that "paralegal" is an "official" sub-category, law firms can take a $30 per hour paralegal and bill out $120-200 for their time (depending on discipline, and experience).

    LOL, they've been doing that a long time, they just made it legit, is all. But hey, if you don't like your lawyer's prices, go get another one. It's called "shopping around". Try it sometime.

    More legal hands in our economy's cookie jar.

    And this is where you fail miserably. Again, a lawyer is an instrument, not some magical black hole for money. Clients instruct them, lawyer performs actions, lawyer gets paid, all of this within whatever legal guidelines apply. So, if you don't like it, change the guidelines and quit yer bitching.

    And yes, I realize there are bad lawyers out there. Ideally, a lawyer is both a counselor and mediator, but there a plenty out there who resort to bully tactics, cronyism and other shortcuts to get what they want. But again, I say to you, any system that lets someone like that flourish is the problem.

    Don't fight the symptoms, fight the system.

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  35. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Shakespeare had it right:

    "The first thing we'll do - we'll kill all the lawyers", Cade

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  36. That's only a SYMPTOM of what is wrong by Skapare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is not what is wrong with the US Patent System. That's only a SYMPTOM of what is wrong. The real wrong is that the patent system is completely and totally disoriented away from it's original mission, which is to encourage the kinds of innovative inventions that we would not otherwise have without patents.

    Patents actually take away rights. Two inventors inventing the same thing in isolation from each other will end up with one of them the loser, losing all his rights to what he created, just because the other one files the patent application first. In theory, this is not what we want to be doing. In practice, such things have to happen in a process that is going to grant exclusive rights for some term. We justify this taking away of rights for the greater good of all not just in getting the benefits of that invention the two inventors made (we'd get that benefit anyway, even if they had to share the rights), but also the benefit of the process itself to encourage the innovation.

    Where the problem lies is that so many patents issued these days are for things that would have been invented, either just as soon, or at least by the time it is really needed, anyway. Thus we end up taking rights away from parallel inventors for something for which there is no gain (we'd have that invention without any patent system).

    We need to do a better job of evaluating an invention to determine if it is something that is truly innovative, and that such a thing would not have been invented just in time for a need without a patent system. If the invention itself does not justify a patent system, then a patent should not be issued for it.

    I believe fewer than 1% of patents issued these days justify the patent system.

    There are also a lot of other things wrong, such as those overly broad claims. What is there to discourage such claims? Nothing. There needs to be a penalty for overly broad claims. Maybe invalidation of the whole patent might do.

    The abuses of the patent system today are actually harming innovation and the economy. The nature of technology today is that almost all new ideas build upon other ideas. But why even try if there is a risk that what you could do could be taken away from you because something else is similar, or even just builds on the same thing your idea did.

    We still do need a patent system for things that take a lot of time and money to come up with. And nearly divine inspiration needs to be rewarded as well. Almost all patents these days do not fit those descriptions.

    And this has nothing to do with the matter of software patents. It's just that software patents, far more than others, tend to fall into the "there's no real innovation here that someone else would not have done when it's needed" category.

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  37. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "they hire a phalanx of paralegals to pour through tens-of-thousands of documents,"

    PORE, not pour.

    But, you do bring up interesting points. Mod parent UP!

  38. Not to you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they are not useful anymore.

    Patents are a means of ensuring that the rich stay rich. By preventing independent innovators from entering their market space (even if the guy gets a patent, the big guns can sue him to oblivion based on their pre-existing patent war chest), they ensure that their company will continue to be the dominant player (or a member of the dominant cartel).

    So patents are still very useful, as a tool of oppression.

    That is why the problem will not be fixed any time soon.

  39. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The combination of businessmen and lawyers would be the more appropriate target for scorn. Don't forget, half the challenge of litigation is convincing these people they have grounds to sue.

    It's not about the truth, it's about what you can prove, or at least convince someone of.

  40. Not really flamebait. by Original+Replica · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The previous post is questioning why the patent system is "critical to the nation's health." I think it's a fair question, not flamebait. As with many things the answer is not a clear yes or no. Here at Slashdot there are frequent observations about how parts of the current patent system stifle innovation and progress. Of course with no patent system at all the R&D budgets would vanish in almost every field. But what percentage of patents are actual "innovation [and] technological progress"? Is a "Method of creating an anti-gravity illusion" (patent #5255452) really innovation or just a neat trick? Is it critical to our nation's health? How about patent 4773863, an "Amusement Device for a Toilet Bowl"? Critical or superfluous? What about those extra vague idea patents? Perhaps there should be an additional pre-filter for the patent system where things are quickly reviewed and voted as either an important innovation, or a non-critical neat idea. Non-critical neat ideas (for which even something as big as the iPod would qualify) may well be deserving of some short term protection, but the long term protection of every mildly original thought has lead us to a patent logjam that hurts our nation's economic health.

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    1. Re:Not really flamebait. by vtcodger · · Score: 1
      ***Of course with no patent system at all the R&D budgets would vanish in almost every field.***

      That's really not true. The 18 month or more time to market advantage that comes from being the inventor is critical in many industries. IT in particular. What would happen is that new technology would be protected as trade secrets and would not be freely published in a lot of cases. Probably that'd be an improvement.

      The problem is that there are a few industries where patents really are an important element in "innovation". One of those is pharmaceuticals. No patents, means no money to test drug safety except in the rare case where the drug is so hard to synthesize that the company can expect to make a bundle before the competition manages to create a generic substitute. The only answer I can come up with is to tax pharmaceuticals and use the revenue to pay for safety tests. Hard to tell if that would work. Might. Might not. Something of a risk there.

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  41. The patent system is not broken.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    ... for those in the system and those with the ability to change the system.

    Patents are a nice little money spinner for Uncle Sam: get paid for a patent application. If it is a bad one, get paid for a reexamination. A few hours of a patent clerk's time get charged as thousands.

    They work fine for patent lawyers too. Lots of money to set up a patent application, but the real pay comes when a bad patent gets contested.

    The system does not reward high quality work, so how is it going to come about? The USPTO and lawyers are very happy where thay are right now and will actively resist any efforts to change the status quo.

    The only way to improve patent quality is to improve the feedback by linking it to dollars. Make the USPTO accountable for damages due to bad patents. But there's not much chance of that happening.

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    1. Re:The patent system is not broken.... by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      And here I was all ready to mod you troll for claiming its not broken.

      I have an idea to fix this kind of thing though. Perhaps we should put a limit on the number of people allowed to practice law.

      Which is to say, we only hang most of the lawyers. And the HR people.

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    2. Re:The patent system is not broken.... by theantipop · · Score: 0, Troll

      And here I was all ready to mod you troll for claiming its not broken. I hope someone reads this and bans you from the moderation system. This is expressly not the reason users are given moderation power here.
  42. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The main problem with the (US) patent system is that it is a classed, stratified scam. One designed to serve large and/or monied entities, lawyers and their various barnacles...our political system, which drives the legal system, is a classed, stratified scam...the legal system [...] is a classed, stratified scam.

    Give me a break. REALITY is a scam. REALITY favors the most powerful. The government, courts, and USPTO are all protections against the unbridled exercise of power. The government is easily voted out, courts are determined by *juries* (which is predicated on an educated populous, so we really have ourselves to blame there), and the USPTO doesn't write patents on its own.

    Now I'm not saying that the process is flawless, but I *am* saying that any process without rigid guidelines (and most of those with rigid guidelines) will be open to some amount of abuse and/or gaming by those with more resources to better play the system. The alternative is a society without powerful entities outside of the government, which is pretty much the goal of communism.

    Clearly the process itself needs tweaking, but that's a far cry from the conspiratorial claims of a scam that "the man" is using to keep us all down. Perhaps with less of a reward for patents, such as shorter terms of, say, 5-10 years, there would be less incentive for companies to file every patent imaginable. Nonetheless, you're blatantly disregarding two extremely relevant facts:

    1) Patents are not diamonds. That is, they're not forever. The more ideas that are patented today, the more that will be freely available n years from now. If you want to ensure the more open use of patentable ideas tomorrow, patent them today. If you can't afford it, establish a thinktank, collect donations, and do it that way, then freely license them if you want. A lack of motivation on your part is not a flaw in the process, or the opposition; rather it is indicative of your own true level of concern.

    2) No amount of patent trolling or shotgun patenting will ever supplant or prohibit a truly novel idea, and individuals with new ideas have just as much opportunity to patent those ideas as ever. If it's already covered by an existing patent, then it's not new, and we've lost nothing. If it *is* new, and that person profits from their idea, then that's a fairly strong indication that the "classed, stratified scam" is really not.

  43. *sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate a troll. How is this at all insightful?

  44. Orphan drugs by Cracked+Pottery · · Score: 1
    Right, I had a buddy who is deceased that had diabetes insipidus. He injected himself with vasopressin tannate in oil that was extracted from the pituitary glands of cows. The drug company quit making it and the only drug left was in the form of a nasal spray that was comparatively short acting and not as effective.


    Don't worry though, Pharma is busy developing better drugs to treat male erectile insecurity.

    1. Re:Orphan drugs by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I imagine anything from or from close to a cow's brain is tough to get om the market with the mad-cow going around

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  45. Patent the Solution by kramulous · · Score: 1

    The obvious thing to do would be to patent the solution :)

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  46. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know how we're going to change a copyright and patent system that feeds these parasitical attorneys so generously.

    There's only one possible way: ban all patent protectionism by a Constitutional Amendment. Once the US passes it, the rest of the world's IP protectionism would quickly fall like dominos.

    It is utterly out of control. People with law degrees are getting 140k per year their first year out of law school. Are we going to pretend lawyers have talent? That they do something else besides reading comprehension and creative used care salesmen persuasion before juries? The number of lawyers that graduate each year must be much higher than the number of medical doctors that graduate each year by now. It's probably higher than the number of engineers and the number of MBAs too. All of this is pure parasitical WASTE that is robbing everyone's pockets in the form of higher prices and lower quality products.

    IP is not only proved to do the opposite of promote the arts and sciences, but it is being used to massively ABUSE free market competition. Lawyers are getting massive paychecks for sitting on the asses doing completely non-productive mafioso activity. The prisoner who escaped in the courthouse shooting his way out has racked up over 1.4 MILLION in *public defender* attorney fees. It's outrageous. Everybody now wants to sue everybody for everything.

    The USPTO is literally selling away the freedom of Americans to the highest bidder in exactly the same way Ted Kennedy wanted to sell away the paychecks of Americans for illegal immigrant votes.

    Ban the IRS. Ban the Federal Reserve. Ban the the USPTO. Fire all their asses, and take away their ill gotten pensions too! All these people are disgusting corrupt pigs. Mutual fund managers are nailed in multi-billion dollar class action law suits for charging 3-4% management fees. But school education administrators rack up 65-70% management fees. Ban the department of education.

    This is what happens when socialism runs rampant. There's always tons more corporate welfare and military welfare. It needs to all be CUT. It's nothing but treasonous tyranny to the Constitution. The RIAA is just the tip of the iceberg. All these mother fuckers must go DOWN! Companies like Microsoft are filing for four to five THOUSAND patents PER YEAR! All of the patent grants are criminal. We badly need criminal congressional hearings on the negligence of the USPTO. These patent examiners and their management need to be fired and put in jail, their personal assets seized on the exact same grounds that Enron's management had their personal assets seized. 95% of Microsoft's net worth emanated from the USPTO monopoly patent grants. We are talking a scandal the size of ten thousand Enrons, trillions of dollars of ill gotten gains that might only be exceeded by the Federal Reserve monetary policy inflationary debasement tax. The absolute CORRUPTION throughout the US government is sickening.

    If you want to get rid of the corruption, you deny government the means to ABUSE. Cutting back the time period of monopoly grants won't work. They will BRIBE politicians. How do you think the periods of intellectual protectionism were extended from 14 years? You want health care reform? You take away patent protectionism and the price of pharmaceutical drugs will drop 99% (you'll be able to personally pay for the AIDS medication of 100 Africans with aids for the price of a cup of coffee per day), the price of medical equipment will plummet, the price of health care examinations will rapidly decline. You take away copyright protectionism and the price of college education will also massively drop. All of these criminals are profiting by creating artificial scarcity by eliminating legitimate copycat competition, and there is no check on prices.

    These people are targeting public domain DNA. They are patenting the genetic make up of FOOD. And they are getting super rich at the expense of the rest of the population for sitting on their asses

  47. No, that is NOT the REAL problem by alexborges · · Score: 1

    The real problem with the US patent system is that it allows for attempting to patent Software and Bussiness Models.

    This is what creates an avalanche of patent applications for the most stupid things on the planet and its a very "unique" system in that almost NOBODY else accepts patent on this issues.

    The system would STILL be broken even if you had large brainy, phd endowed Octopuses handling them. Software and BP patents are the biggest most stupid idea ever to touch the U.S. legal system.

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  48. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I speak for all of us when I say: Fuck you!

  49. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by bit01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or, in other words, lawyers don't sue people, people sue people.

    Total, unmitigated bullshit. The responsibility is joint and several and lawyers washing their hands of their responsibility is a large part of the problem. Or to put it another way "I was only following orders" went out as an excuse a very long time ago.

    Lawyers are the experts in the domain of law and their clients generally follow their advice, including whether or not to sue and whether or not to get patents.

    The current bullshit IP rush is driven almost entirely by and for lawyers, aided and abetted by the lawyers in congress who create the self-serving IP laws in the first place. A not very surprising consequence of the amorality of many lawyers and the quantity of lawyers in this country. A gigantic and extremely harmful game of real life nomic.

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    It's equally wrong that an IP creator should be rewarded too many times for the one piece of work, for exactly the same reasons.
    Reform IP law and stop the M$/RIAA abuse.

  50. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Give me a break. REALITY is a scam. REALITY favors the most powerful.

    Sure, I'll give you a break. Political systems and social systems are designed to buffer reality so that life for the relatively defenseless becomes easier, sometimes even possible. When systems stumble out of control (or are intentionally driven out of control for any reason) they have failed society and they should be adjusted or replaced. We have tried - mind you, just tried - to make this country a haven for everyone, not just the most powerful. Insofar as it is a haven for the most powerful and both encompasses and nurtures a stratified environment that gives the powerful advantages that the common person does not have other than the simple purchase of goods, services and property, the system is failing.

    Clearly the process itself needs tweaking, but that's a far cry from the conspiratorial claims of a scam that "the man" is using to keep us all down.

    It isn't just in need of tweaking. It's broken. Joe Average Inventor is absolutely locked out of the system in favor of BigCo, Inc. and Rich Guy, Esq. No amount of protest to the contrary that you might feel like indulging in can change this; that's one of the symptoms that should serve to wake you up.

    If you can't afford it, establish a thinktank, collect donations, and do it that way, then freely license them if you want.

    This series of actions supports the system in place. I don't support it. Therefore, I wouldn't pursue this series of actions, nor would I recommend it to anyone. You're simply suggesting the perpetration of the current money and litigation centric system here, not offering solutions.

    No amount of patent trolling or shotgun patenting will ever supplant or prohibit a truly novel idea

    These are fine sounding words, but they are strictly fantasy. All it takes to destroy a truly novel idea - or steal it - is to tie someone up in court who cannot afford it. Not one thing more. This is because the system is broken at both the court and the legislative levels.

    Do some ideas get through? Sure. The system isn't 100% efficient at destroying little people. But it's really, really good at it.

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  51. Here is an idea. by jma05 · · Score: 1

    How about the USPTO is held culpable every time a law suit finds prior art and expect them to reimburse the legal fee. After all, they did not do the job and the outcome was predictable. That should make them less enthusiastic about dishing them out for profit.

  52. The darn thing is nonsensical, that's what by Plutonite · · Score: 1

    I have no idea why patents (as currently defined/interpreted by law) exist. I really don't. For years I have tried to understand why info that is not comprised of trade secrets or other documentation that is legally bound by secrecy - why that info, when released to the world, becomes taboo for anyone else to use or benefit from without permission. Where is the logic in this?

    I agree that if you contribute something to human civilization, you should be recognized for it, and others trying to take credit for it should be penalized(for falsity - they are lying). So if you innovate an engineering method or make a scientific contribution, the world owes you recognition when using your addition to human knowledge, but the world *does not* owe you a royalty fee. You do not own information or rent it out. Not if you publish it for everyone to see. While it is still secret your privacy rights protect it, but the moment you go ahead and release it, the entire world, including commercial entities, have no logical obligation of obtaining any permission from you to deploy that information in any manner.

    So much time wasted over nothing. Human greed is infuriating.

    1. Re:The darn thing is nonsensical, that's what by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      ...why that info, when released to the world, becomes taboo for anyone else to use or benefit from without permission. Where is the logic in this?

      The logic of it is in the phrase "For Limited Times" in A1, S8, C8 of the U.S. Constitution. Patent and copyright protection is supposed to be short, so that society gets the full benefit of it as soon as possible. Patents are supposed to be just long enough to entice the inventor not to keep his method a secret, and no longer.

      The reason it's so hard to see this logic is that it went flying out the window decades ago -- hence the whole fucking problem!

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  53. my patent took eight years by enbody · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I applied for a patent in 1999. It was awarded this year. The delay involved a dispute with the patent examiner. He finally saw the light, but it took years. After reading this article, maybe the problem was that he didn't have time to understand it.

    My university will pay for the lawyer fees to file the patent, and collect that first if any money is generated -- sounds reasonable. My first patent was sold for about $25K, but I got nothing -- the lawyers got it all.

    By the way, both were nanoscale devices -- not software patents.

    1. Re:my patent took eight years by nagora · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      My university will pay for the lawyer fees to file the patent,

      Well, for starters, your "university" should have been releasing the invention to the public, not locking it up in a patent. Basically, any "university" that supports patents is undeserving of the name.

      Yeah, yeah - I know. Universities are for making money, not improving the human condidition. Heard it all before.

      You want to get paid for inventing things? go and work in industry. You want to be paid for teaching? then don't tell us what we can and can't do with the knowledge you impart.

      TWW

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    2. Re:my patent took eight years by theantipop · · Score: 1

      So did you ever read what your lawyer was arguing on behalf of you? It's way less likely he "didn't have time to understand it" than your lawyer was making overly broad claims and refused to narrow the scope for several years. You have to remember that while you are sitting next to your device and have complete understanding of it, netiher your lawyer nor the examiner have that luxury.

  54. Easy patents are equally easy to reject. by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A Primary PE has to process 5 new and 5 old applications every 2 weeks (that's 8 hours each, folks).


    That doesn't sound like much time. Yet I am reminded of all the stupid things that have been approved for patent, that are then posted as stories on Slashdot, and then a bunch of people post prior art they found after 10 minutes of Google searching.
  55. government funding broke government patents by slashdotjunker · · Score: 1

    Here's how I see it. Take this with a huge grain of salt.

    Prior to mid 20th century the research community was very small. Very few PhDs were given out and most research was funded by private interests. These private citizens were taking large financial risks to invent something new which could benefit everybody. The government decided this was a good thing and provided a patenting service to protect innovation.

    WWI and especially WWII really changed people's view of science. Suddenly science was important because it could win wars. This led to tremendous government investment in research. Today our society is producing lots of graduate students. They go on to do innovative work in national research labs and universities. Their funding mostly and increasingly comes from the government.

    Please excuse this cliche, but it really makes sense here.

    1. Work at a national research lab.
    2. Invent something risky and innovative. But, do not patent it yet!
    3. Commercialize the technology in a startup company. Note, that the big risky part was paid for by the government.
    4. Now you patent as a private company.
    5. Use your monopoly to profit!

    There are lots of variations on this general theme. In short: a private company can reap the benefits of the patent system while avoiding most of the financial risks.

    It seems like the government is getting ripped off so why don't they put a stop to it? The answer is because the government isn't a for-profit business. Innovation occurs and the economy benefits. Mission accomplished, right?

    It's actually the uneducated taxpayers that are getting ripped off. Basically they work and pay taxes so that a selected few can go to top ten schools and profit off the system. BTW, it's not just the people that are directly funded that benefit. It's also all the other graduates and alumnus that go to work in industry. They indirectly benefit because the government has massively subsidized their top notch education in the form of grants to the professors at top universities.

    I painted it black and white, but the real world is shades of gray. There is a lot of great research being done in the private sector. And there are private companies which fund the risky development part. They certainly deserve a patent to protect their investment. I just don't see how we can reliably identify which inventions were privately funded and which were government funded. It seems that we need to either shut down the military-industrial complex and go back to privately funded, patent-protected innovation, or open the floodgates of government funding and get rid of the patent system.

    That's all for now, thanks for reading. I have to get back to work on step 3. :)

  56. Re: Octopi Patent overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one, welcome our new brainy, PHD and endowed Octopi Patent overlords.

  57. Re:either an important, or a non-critical innov. by sgartner · · Score: 1

    And who, exactly, would decide what is important and what is non-critical? I would suspect that most inventions that turn out to be Important are not appreciated as such at first, even by their own inventor (post-it notes, scotch guard, and rubber come to mind). You want me to believe that a government worker looking at hundreds of patents a month will be qualified to decide which of the patents will be important? What happens when a patent is marked as "non-critical" and turns out to be important? Will they be reclassified for long-term protection?

  58. Re:either an important, or a non-critical innov. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What happens when a patent is marked as "non-critical" and turns out to be important? Will they be reclassified for long-term protection?"

    Yes, there should be a rarely used process which allows a non-critical idea to be reclassified. Post-it Notes and ScotchGard wouldn't even come close to making it. One year of short term protection is plenty for them.
    As for the process of classifying the ideas:
    The Patent Office seems to be dealing with about 5,500 patents a day according to article. So if you have 330 new employees classifying 50 applications per day, then every application can be classified by three people. Eight minutes per classification isn't much, but I'm sure many would take about 30 seconds to classify, allowing more time for the more interesting patents. And of course this is only an initial filtering, the patent examiner could ask for something to be reclassified if they feel that something is mis-classified.

  59. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Total, unmitigated bullshit. The responsibility is joint and several and lawyers washing their hands of their responsibility is a large part of the problem. Or to put it another way "I was only following orders" went out as an excuse a very long time ago.

    The shit that gets modded insightful on /. these days. Not to mention reading my fucking post where I broke it down for you, numbnuts. Of course Lawyers have certain duties and responsibilities, and you have fucking remedies for that. Once again, for the stupid: the system is broken, fix the system. Ranting at lawyers isn't going to get shit done for you.

    The current bullshit IP rush is driven almost entirely by and for lawyers,

    And you know why? Because the lawyers looked at the case, ran the numbers, and saw that it was viable. One last time: if it's a viable case, then the problem is the laws on the books that allows that viability in the first place.

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  60. The more things change... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
    "What's good for General Motors is good for the country". -- Charles Wilson (1952, to a Senate subcommittee)

    The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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  61. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

    As much as I want to laugh at that jape, I cannot. I have a fundamental dislike of treating anyone as a category. People are people. The moment you start putting people in categories, you become part of the problem. The only way that direction can go is to treat the category as "the problem" and pretty soon you're treating people as things and looking for ultimate solutions. Stop it, please.

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  62. Comparison - other worldwide offices ? by udippel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I left the European Patent Office 10 years ago (blablabla) ... ... and in those days we had around 2 days per application.

    It would be good to compare with the current required production numbers of the Japanese, Korean etc. offices before drawing conclusions.
    Anyone in here ? EPO anyone ? (I recently read the EPO was similarly down to around 1 day ?)

    In those days .. blablabla .. it was not dismissal that threatened us. It was the other end: promotion depended on high production. Quality was almost no concern. Though, honestly, our quality then (at least) was one class above the USPTO. No, not because I happened to be one of the 2000 examiners, rather to the contrary.

  63. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
    PORE, not pour.

    Not sure I agree, it depends on what you pour through the documents, and whether or not it's flammable as well as inflammatory. The syntax would be correct if you were talking about a few litres of petrol.

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  64. One of my standard browsers by cait56 · · Score: 1

    Is curl. It's use is well documented and pre-dates their limitation of access to "standard browsers".

    1. Re:One of my standard browsers by Jaxoreth · · Score: 1

      Is curl. It's use is well documented and pre-dates their limitation of access to "standard browsers".
      I think you replied to the wrong article.
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  65. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by dbIII · · Score: 1

    And rampaging barbarian management has nothing to do with it? Personally I think this is another symptom of failure that way just like Enron etc. Or for another example it was Darl McBride and not his lawyers that started off the SCO stupidity that we've read a lot about here.

  66. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by epee1221 · · Score: 1

    Or to put it another way "I was only following orders" went out as an excuse a very long time ago.
    Only not. Has it really been that long since you heard, "we have to because the shareholders say so"?
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  67. Re:either an important, or a non-critical innov. by gr8scot · · Score: 1

    And who, exactly, would decide what is important and what is non-critical?
    The same people deciding what is patent-worthy. If they can make those decisions, which are thereafter legally binding on everybody, they had damn well better be able to distinguish something useful from the the anti-gravity illusion device and other such nonsense mentioned above.
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  68. Re:either an important, or a non-critical innov. by sgartner · · Score: 1
    It's a big jump from being able to say that something is unique (which is pretty easy to define, even if it is hard to prove) to saying something is important. For one thing the latter is subjective (the former might be wrong, but isn't usually considered subjective). Plus, again, could you have said that the telephone was a world-changing invention when it was first created? How about the integrated circuit?

    It would take more than just a smart person, but one with actual prescience to determine that an invention is important.

  69. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by ebusinessmedia1 · · Score: 1
    a lawyer is an instrumentCaptain Splendid and his IP lawyer buddies are laughing all the way to the bank, saying that "lawyers don't sue people, people sue people". Tell me another one. Or, "a lawyer is an instrument" Yeah, right - an instrument with a *will*, and a *profit motive*. I love the way this guy turns it around to make us all (including the money-making lawyers) look like victims of the "system". LOL! Said just like a - you know - LAWYER! Very, very funny, in an ironic kind of way.

    In fact, many IP lawyers have been scamming their way to big bucks for the last decade. There are some attorneys who do good, no doubt - but when we see the ENABLEMENT by lawyers of the 'people' who sue, in ways that inflame the litigation, one has to wonder.

    Bottom line: IP law needs *serious* overhall, and IP lawyers need serious price competition. This is beginning to happen, somewhat, as here in the Bay Area the rash of new firms is causing a surplus, with some firms starting to market aggressively for business - business that used to fall into their laps. I can't wait to see most of these sharks fade from the scene, as companies start to reralize that these "instruments" (what a crock!) are walking away with all the revenue.

    Have any of you ever been in a divorce proceeding, where one attorney (or both) practically drool at the prospect of one of their letters to the opponent causing an angry outburst?

    Look, lawyers are really not much more than specialized legal screed geeks, whose screed is kept obscure by - you guessed it - more lawyers...the ones in Washington and elsewhere who keep the legislative halls busy with new legal code, to keep their law firm friends happy.

    Interesting fact: America has 1 attorney for every 500 citizens; Japan one attorney for every 10,000 citizens.

    The law is PROFITABLE, in a way that COSTS our culture in a BIG WAY.

    Fight the system? Ha! This is what most attorneys say, as they walk away with their big fees - fees that cost YOU and ME a LOT of money (these costs get passed on to consumers).

    Why don't Captain Spendid and his buddies "fight the system"? They won't, because the system is *created* by lawyers. It *serves* the lawyers. (and here Splendid will say "we're a land of laws", of some other drivel that continues to serve him)

    Regarding IP, there is a group of lawyers (Larry Lessig, for example), who are trying to change things, but their efforts are being fought every step of the way, by - guess who? - lawyers.

  70. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mod (#21033439) UP!!

  71. rubber stamp? by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    A first action allowance is exceedingly rare (what you are implying by rubber stamp), and to be honest unwanted by attorneys, per discussion I had attended with the head of former Bell Lab's IP dept.

    Think about it for a second, it means that perhaps your patent claims weren't broad enough and you are in fact entitled to more coverage, hence why reissue's are around. On the otherhand, it can also help establish the metes and bounds of what is out there.

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  72. Both Type I and Type II errors are occurring by dtmos · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have more than 35 issued US patents, with at least 15 applications presently on file with the USPTO -- no software or business-method patents, thank you very much! -- and the biggest problem I experience is the opposite from that most frequently mentioned here. While examiners do allow worthless patent applications (hopefully none of mine qualify...), my biggest headache is that they also reject patent applications for technically incorrect reasons, usually based on an incomplete understanding of either the present application or the prior art.

    The root cause of this, however, is the same -- lack of time available to read the relevant material in depth. Not only can the present examiner not read my application carefully, but the fact that his predecessor had the same problem led him to quit, so the reviewer of my application today has less experience than he might otherwise -- a two-fold impact. The fact that I have to respond to the incorrect rejection, often to the point of entering the formal patent appeals process, only adds workload to an already-overworked system.

    My point is that the examination process is a decision point and that rushed, inexperienced examiners can err in both directions. Yes, they can allow applications that should be rejected, but they can also reject applications that should be allowed. And while the former gets a lot of press (we've all seen the patent for the child's swing), the latter is just as bad for innovation: If a patent troll can take an inadvisedly-issued patent and take down an industry, an improperly-rejected patent can delay or deny funding to the startup trying to build an industry in the first place.

  73. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by Jon+Kay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    lawyers don't sue people, people sue people.

    Yeah, but it looks to me like most of the money goes to corruption in the civil trials where patent trials are tried. Most money goes to discovery and deposition.

    Litigants are usually required by to court must spend large amounts of produce large amounts of evidence in response to discovery and deposition orders. At no time is any evidence of malfeasance required for these orders to be issued, and these phases are allowed to last years and years.

    Isn't it slavery to require unpaid labor from litigants who haven't been found guilty? Almost as bad, because there's no time limit, civil trials often last well until after products are obolete (e.g., the Microsoft case). There is no constraint to keep big companies from milking cases to drive small, innovative companies out of business. In short, it's as corrupt as the original slavery.

    I've read a defense that deposition and discovery can bring out facts of bad behavior we otherwise wouldn't see. But I'm at a loss to see how that's good when the trial ends a decade later. None of this helped Netscape. And it certainly does bring slavery and corruption.

    Why do judges and lawyers let this happen? This would seem to be major moral failing of theirs. Certainly, they do make vastly more money.

  74. A first quick fix... by elFisico · · Score: 1

    Tie patents to natural persons. Make them non-transferable, only licensable. All licensing agreements have to be esablished direktly between the inventor and the license taker.

    See? No more IP-only companies and patent-portfolios any more...

  75. Sunrise period with peer review for new patents by egghat · · Score: 1

    First: The patent system is so complicated that you can be sure there is more than one problem ...

    But now to the article and the patent system:

    Problem i) The patent officers are overwhelmed by patent applications. So the review is not as good as it should be.
    Problem ii) If a patent is granted, it's extremly complicated, expensive and costs a lot of money to invalidate it (just look at the One-Click patent from Amazon if you need an example).

    A possible solution would be a sunrise period (e.g. 6 months) for new patents in which they can be openly discussed. The community of patent reviewers may find prior art etc. Only and only if the community does not find any major objections the patent will be granted.

    Now the patent office is flooded with patent applications. Many of them are not worth the paper the are printed on ... But even these have a good probability of getting through. And someday they are published, the world thinks: Holy shit, WTF is that? But the patent is there, stays there and may make someone a lot of money.

    The idea is not mine, IIRC I have read it here on Slashdot.

    Bye egghat

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  76. Uhh, hire more? by Alexpkeaton1010 · · Score: 1

    With BILLIONS of dollars on the line, you would think that they could hire more people. I think alot of very large companies would be willing to pay alot of money to make sure the patent system was correct. Enough to hire a few hundred more employees at least.

    1. Re:Uhh, hire more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a little over 5000 examiners with over 1000 new employees being hired per year as of 2006. The problem is it takes an average of 4 years for someone to be able to produce at their highest possible level (due to a number of factors) and the 3 year retention rate is dismal.

  77. public domain by chaos421 · · Score: 1

    if you don't want me to see your laundry, don't hang it out on the line.

  78. Not obvious to one skilled in the art by hotair · · Score: 1

    Many examiners come to the agency out of college.
    How is a person coming out of college possible going to have any idea of what is obvious to one skilled in the art of a given subject area? Most often a person just out of college a person isn't really "skilled in the art" in their own domain, let alone any other domain. Particularly a person who is just out and looking to enhance their resumee. The patent office should have to recruit a panel of folks skilled in the art for many domains. Then, possibly, an examiner just out of college could consult with the panel before coming to a conclusion. But most disciplines takes years of practice before you can be called "skilled in the art" to the point where you should be able recognize what is and isn't obvious. How many times have you shown a "just out" something simple and ordinary to hear them say, "Wow! that's amazing, how did you think of that?".
    1. Re:Not obvious to one skilled in the art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inventor == a patent agent
      Invention == a patent application
      Prior Art == a previous patent application
      person skilled in the art == legal fiction in patent dogmatics
      promotion of the sciences and the arts == the first authorisation that started the mess

  79. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

    You poor, bitter man. If you didn't waste so much time making wild assumptions, your life would be a lot more peaceful.

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  80. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

    To be fair, I'm not American. and some of the peculiarities of the American system baffle the shit out of me. Another reason I keep saying to fight the system: America's is pretty fucked up right now compared to some.

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  81. my dad is an examiner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he's paid 60K or so. He's 65yrs old and has spent a lifetime as a EE in semiconductor manufacturing and automated test technology. He sleeps under his desk 3 nights a week just so he can TRY to keep up with his workload. And he's been there all of 6 months. The sheer stupidity of some of the filings is breathtaking and even I can see that and I'm 1/2 his age and have no EE/semi-con industry experience at all. He can tell you story after story about patent lawyers wasting his precious time arguing over their own failures to file stuff right.

    I used to live/work nearby as well and I have to agree with the article: most of the examiners are kids, barely out of school. They have no industry experience, and no knowledge except some book learnin. It's a disgrace, really.

  82. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by bit01 · · Score: 1

    Shareholders do have a diluted responsibility. As I said the responsibility is joint and several.

    Lawyers, primary responsibility. Company management, once removed. Shareholders, twice removed.

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  83. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by bit01 · · Score: 1

    Both Darl McBride and his lawyers were necessary pre-requisites for the SCO stupidity. Like I said the responsibility is joint and several. Lawyers are free agents and they can't wash their hands of their responsibility by pretending it was only Darl.

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  84. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a narcissist fraud; thanks for giving yourself away. The only thing you get done before three in the morning is unloading your unnatural bolus of shit.

  85. Re:The problem? Darned thing is busted, that's wha by mpe · · Score: 1

    Of course, so has most of the rest of our legal system mutated. You know why our system has so mutated? Because our political system, which drives the legal system, is a classed, stratified scam.

    An over representation of lawyers in the political system is probably also a big part of the problem.