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First Details of Windows 7 Emerge

Some small but significant details of the next major release of Windows have emerged via a presentation at the University of Illinois by Microsoft engineer Eric Traut. His presentation focuses on an internal project called "MinWin," designed to optimize the Windows kernel to a minimum footprint, and for which will be the basis for the Windows 7 kernel.

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  1. Size matters by Skiron · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Windows kernel to a minimum footprint"

    It depends if you have size 24" feet (MS) or 8" feet like real normal OS's. No matter how big the foot, you can only reduce your footprint to the smallest size of the foot.

    So that, as far as I am concerned, is a nebulous comment intended to fool the press and others that still believe every MS 'press release' they spew out.

  2. Lesson in MS Counting by Prien715 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently it goes:

    2, 3, 95, 98, ME, XP, Vista, 7!

    No wonder kids have so much trouble at math....

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    1. Re:Lesson in MS Counting by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Funny

      3 = 3 9x = 4 2k/xp = 5 vista = 6 7 = 7

      Nuff said.

      No, not really. That equation actually makes sense to you? Are you one of the Microsoft Excel developers?

    2. Re:Lesson in MS Counting by jkrise · · Score: 5, Funny

      2, 3, 95, 98, ME, XP, Vista, 7

      Oh... it's worse in Excel 2007;

      65533, 65534, 65535, 100000, 100000, 65538, 65539.. and so on!

      Maybe there's some nice pattern too?

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  3. Windows 7 preview by Kurt+Gray · · Score: 5, Funny

    You turn on the computer. You are greeted by an angelic chime that gets progressively louder until your speakers shake. You attempt to adjust the volume but it only gets louder still. A full screen Window icon ripples across the screen then all goes black. The product activation screen prompts you to enter your activation keys, printed on 27 pages of holographic alloy glue to the inside of the aluminum DVD case. For the next 3 hours you enter the activation key, taking breaks to use the bathroom, eat, and make phone calls.

    After entering the correct activation keys, a dialog appears prompting you to select your social login profile group. You have no idea what that is so you click "Other Networks" The next dialog says "Connecting to networks..." for the next 5 minutes. A message apears saying "New Hardware Found" but it can't find the driver. Another popup appears "No networks found". Then your desktop appears. The wallpaper is stunning. The Internet Explorer icon appears to majestically float above the screen. You click it. A message appears warning you that the Internet can harm your computer, do you want to continue? You click "Yes". You are prompted to enter your administrator key. This key is on the sticker on the inside of your PC case. You shutdown the PC, get a screwdriver, open the case, write down the 18 digit administrator code, put the case back together and reboot.

    After rebooting, blocking your ears during the chime assault, and oggling the amazing wallpaper, ignoring the "live folders server not found" error, you try Internet Explorer again. You dutifully enter the administrator key. You are asked if you want to save this key to your "universal keyring" You click OK. You are warned that the universal keyring is encrypted and your sending encrypted information. You click OK. After 3 minutes you get an error saying "No key server found" ... and so on...

    You never do get to see the Internet. But the wallpaper is amazing.

  4. Re:that sounds good but.. by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is essentially exactly the same as Windows Vista except instead of removing features as they get close to the deadline, they've started out with all the features already removed. When you don't meet your expectations, lower the expectations.

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  5. The operating system family tree by renegadesx · · Score: 5, Funny

    OSX was loosly based on NeXT. It's kernel is Darwin which is based on NetBSD.

    Linux is loosly based on Minix only ditching the microkernel design and got support as the GNU kernel (another microkernel) was going nowhere.

    Minix and BSD are based on UNIX, anyone can make a UNIX System III derivative for free as the code is public domain. Just most of the code is obsolete so you are better off making a BSD or Linux derivative (or Minix 3 if you want a microkernel)

    So if you look at a family tree, Minix and Linux are brothers while OSX and Linux are more like cousins

    Windows is the annoying friend that spunges off you for handouts and crashes on your couch

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  6. Re:that sounds good but.. by miro+f · · Score: 5, Funny

    actually you'll find that conditional operators don't expand like that. The sentence is saying "the value of Linux != UNIX is not equal to OSX. In other words, (Linux != UNIX) != OSX or (true) != OSX.

    He is clearly attempting to say that UNIX is not true, whatever that means

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