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Slashdot Charity Buyers Donate Over $10,000 To the EFF

The Slashdot 10 Year Anniversary Charity Auction for the EFF is at an end and the numbers are in. We are still waiting for payment on one of the six items, but the grand total for the auctions is $9186.83. The big surprise was the anonymous reader who bought the Swag Bag AND the Low UID: he decided to donate an extra $1200 beyond his bids! Thanks to Daniel Peacock (who bought Hemos's burnt copy of Watchmen) and Michael Ravnitzk who bought Triton, the case of the first x86 that ran Slashdot in Feb 1998. He then turned around and told us to shelve it, to try to sell it again later. Instead he got a box of shirts. We're still waiting for payment on the email address, but hopefully nobody would be so crappy that they would scam a charity auction. And lastly, we would like to give special thanks to the University of Advancing Technology (here's a Coral Cache link) who paid $3,550.00 for that hyperlink you just read past. They wanted to express their support for Slashdot and for the EFF, and I think both of us appreciate it. Thanks to everyone who bid on items and congratulations to the winners. And the rest of you - don't feel bad that you missed it. You can always make a donation later - the EFF does good work. Tell them Slashdot sent you.

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  1. Damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I knew I should have bid more than $3500 for that goatse link.

    1. Re:Damn by sootman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Save your money. Maybe in 2017 they'll auction off an IMG tag.

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  2. I'd support the EFF but ... by tomstdenis · · Score: 5, Funny

    [ ] I'm selfish and hate others
    [ ] I like big monopolies
    [X] I'm Canadian and not represented by the EFF in any which way shape or form
    [ ] The EFF tried to kill my daddy
    [ ] I'm paid by the EFF so donating to the EFF is like donating to myself
    [ ] Hey look!

    However,

    [ ] I've started an equivalent EFF in Canada
    [ ] I Joined the equivalent EFF in Canada
    [X] I Bought an EFF hat at Defcon
    [X] I Lost said hat at Toorcon the same year
    [X] I Bought another hat off their website
    [ ] I Regret dealing with the EFF

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    1. Re:I'd support the EFF but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hey, your low UID is awesome!

    2. Re:I'd support the EFF but ... by tearmeapart · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and I have it on good authority* that a Canadian also bought the email address, which was paid for today. Since Canadians appear to be the only people winning these auctions, I guess Canadians care more about what happens in the US more than Americans do.

      * I am assuming I do not have multiple personalities that lie to each other.

      (I realize that my statement of "Canadians care more" will be marked as flamebait, but prove me wrong, d*mnit!)

  3. did I read that right? by mcmonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did UAT just pay to be slashdotted? Did they factor in the cost of the melting server into their bid?

    1. Re:did I read that right? by backbyter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Psst. (There'll be another auction to remove the link from /.)

    2. Re:did I read that right? by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just wonder if it was more or less than the usual price for a slashvertisement ;) j/k j/k

  4. Congratulations University of Advanced Technology. by etedronai · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... You just paid to have your web site brought to it's knees.

  5. UAT by orkysoft · · Score: 4, Funny

    Funny, the story talks about the University of Advanced Technology, but the website calls it the University of Advancing Technology.

    It's almost right, which is pretty good, by Slashdot editing standards ;-)

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    1. Re:UAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Link to your page on Slashdot: $3500

      Extra bandwith cost from Slashdotting: $???? (Thousands? millions?)

      Getting your name messed up by CmdrTaco himself: Priceless!

    2. Re:UAT by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Electronic Frontier Foundation should start their own school so they could call it EFF-U.

      This might be useful during congressional testimony.

  6. Re:LOL by milgr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps they should have paid for some advanced technology to handle the slashdot effect.

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  7. $10,000 by niceone · · Score: 4, Funny

    How many minutes of lawyer time does that buy?

    1. Re:$10,000 by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if you're hiring Lionel Hutz, the question is, how many sandwiches does that buy? I hear he works on three sandwiches a day. Also, he might live in your car.

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  8. Re:A view from a cynical bastard. by toleraen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are the administrators buying a Kia Spectra with their "pay"? There ya go. Remember, it's only $10k.
  9. yep, 3 digit uids have no cachet by toby · · Score: 4, Funny

    3 digits never got me laid. But with a 2 digit... I'd be dating Natalie Portman AND Giselle Bundchen for sure, and I'd know what to do with both digits.

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    1. Re:yep, 3 digit uids have no cachet by kalirion · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry to break it to you, but the TOS clearly states that if you use the uid for scoring purposes, Cowboy Neal must be involved.

  10. Re:Anonomous Reader = netelder by Nushio · · Score: 2, Funny

    41? I would have payed an extra $1200 just to have UID 42.

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  11. hohoho by sectionboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who is the "Anonymous Coward" now?