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Why Everyone Should Hate Cellphone Carriers

The Byelorrusian Spamtrap writes "Wired Magazine's made its position clear on the state of play in America's cellular industry, delivering a long, satisfying screed on why all of us should stop complaining and do something about it. 'They own politicians - Sure, it's just phones. In a world where worse things happen all the time amid the muck and despair of human existence, having to pay for premium text is hardly worth worrying about, is it? You can (and should) opt out, and not sign on the dotted line to begin with. But today's cell towers might be tomorrow's Pony Express: they're TV stations, internet access, emergency 911 and news networks all rolled into one. WWAN could well end up supplanting copper sooner than anyone expects: do you want these companies in charge of it?'"

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  1. you could make it a flowchart by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a world where worse things happen all the time amid the muck and despair of human existence, having to pay for premium text is hardly worth worrying about, is it?

    That depends. Are you paris hilton? If yes, then yes.

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  2. Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    [This comment paid for by the American Association of Mobile Telephone Operators]

  3. Universal law of disdain by Anarchitektur · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since a lot of those same reasons can apply to ISPs and other companies in general, I propose we just hate all corporations whose profit margins are above 1 million annually. If we can assume that money corrupts, I think it's fair to say that any company in excess of $1,000,000.00 has doing something wrong to somebody on their way to that point. This blanket hatred will make it easier for me to keep track of what companies I do and don't like.

  4. Will cell providers failed miserably like P.E.? by magarity · · Score: 4, Funny

    today's cell towers might be tomorrow's Pony Express
     
    Probably not. While an exciting and deadly ride for its employees, the Pony Express was an abysmal failure as a business. It went bankrupt in just a matter of months as I recall. I see the cell phone companies neither providing exciting, deadly rides nor going out of business in a hurry.

    1. Re:Will cell providers failed miserably like P.E.? by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      It went bankrupt in just a matter of months as I recall.

            Damn, exactly how old ARE you? :)

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    2. Re:Will cell providers failed miserably like P.E.? by everphilski · · Score: 2, Funny

      GET OFF MY FRONTIER!!! young whippersnappers ....

  5. Re:How about the source of the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    False dichotomy.

    In fact, I would argue that by knowingly supporting a company involved in corruption while chastising others for not punishing corruption in government would make someone a hypocrite.

  6. Re:How about the source of the problem... by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

    HOW ABOUT PUNISH THE POLITCIANS!? I'm so sick of people repeatedly voting in incumbents, then whining about how things never change, and they're just all so corrupt.


          Looks like somebody just made it onto the terrorist watch list...
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  7. Re:How about the source of the problem... by pallmall1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the "real world" ...
    I think I'll just get the Real World on my mobile phone, thanks.
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  8. Re:Well of course by nospam007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well of course the telcos are buying people out. That's entirely why they torpedoed municiple wifi: they are more and more being forced into the role of "dumb pipes"...

    Actually it's 'tubes'.