US Sees Blockbuster Games Release Week

If you've been looking forward to a game's release, odds are that it's coming out this week. Gamasutra has the full list of titles hitting stores in the next few days, and it's a tsunami of gaming goodness. Assassin's Creed, Mario Galaxy, and Crysis are probably the three headlining titles, but no console is spared the deluge. PC Highlights: EverQuest: Secrets of Faydwer, EverQuest II: Rise of Kunark, Kane and Lynch, SimCity Societies. PS3 Highlights: Assassin's Creed, Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Kane and Lynch, Beowulf. 360 Highlights: America's Army: True Soldiers, Assassin's Creed, Beowulf, BlackSite: Area 51, Kane & Lynch. Wii Highlights: Mario Galaxy, Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles, Geometry Wars: Galaxies.

Comments

None of those stand a chance against...

[IceCreamGuy]

I predict that ET on the Virtual Console is going to eat up all the hype. It might even be the biggest entertainment launch in history.

Re:In the true spirit of gamers

[ShawnCplus]

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Re:Next week is bigger...

[trdrstv]

with just one title too (there may be more, but really, who cares):

Mass Effect.

Thought I agree in spirit that the biggest game of the year comes out next week, but somehow you misspelled "Rock Band".

Re:In the true spirit of gamers

[Achoi77]

I laugh at the prospect of the success of [your preferred game platform], or at the [other game platform], since [vaporware PC game] will be coming out soon for [PC with my favorite OS]. No need to spend [excessive amount of currency] every [interval of time] in order to enjoy the latest games, just upgrade my [PC hardware] for [considerably less amount or money than your favorite console] and I can have a cutting edge gaming experience now instead of [whenever the next generation of consoles are released to match the graphical processing power my machine has right now]. On top of that, I don't have to worry about spending money on getting [extraneous game peripherals/hardware add-on] to enjoy additional functionality that should have come with [your favorite console] to begin with!

In addition to that, [delayed MMO] will be coming out soon and will pwn [your favorite console], and you know that's what everybody is going to be playing anyways. [your favorite console] is dying, [netcraft/sales in japan/competiton from other console platform] confirms it.

Re:In the true spirit of gamers

[Cornflake917]

Sweet, I love ad libs!

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Sigh, filling in the blanks with naughty words like "pussy" and "ass" never gets old.

Re:In the true spirit of gamers

[jollyreaper]

Sigh, filling in the blanks with naughty words like "pussy" and "ass" never gets old. I tried that on my 1040. The IRS was not amused.