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A New Theory of Everything?
goatherder writes "The Telegraph is running a story about a new Unified Theory of Physics. Garrett Lisi has presented a paper called "An Exceptionally Simple Theory of Everything" which unifies the Standard Model with gravity — without using string theory. The trick was to use E8 geometry which you may remember from an earlier Slashdot article. Lisi's theory predicts 20 new particles which he hopes might turn up in the Large Hadron Collider."
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a new theory of goatse?
I like to masturbate on women's bare feet.
> particles which he hopes might turn up in the Large Hadron Collider Dude, if you don't find them there, look in my computer keyboard.
Look at this?
/. has had to build up a system designed to mitigate their presence (obviously the answer is 'volume' but why volume, does having more "Fris(t st0p); Goat.cx" matter to anyone, much less the people spending their time to do this.
WTF is this? I've been using Slashdot for a few years now (obviously not a genuine OG, but still, less than a noob), but I've never understood what's going on here?
I mean, look at this? The subject isn't even words. Usually it says something that's totally nonsense, with some relation to 'First,' which is a long standing comments tradition, fight for first post. But what's the context here? And then a link to Goatse. That's sick.
Who the FUCK are you people? What's your motivation for doing this? Attention? Ad revenue? I don't see either as potentially successful. Do you just do this to fuck with my when I'm high?
Can anyone out there, maybe a more seasoned vet, to explain to me what the fuck this is, and why it happens, and why
Stephen Hawking and Chuck Norris met... Chuck Norris got his ass handed to him.
That would've been far more credible than Einstein... whom, I believe was long dead by the time Norris was conceived.
" What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
Does this simplified theory of everything run Linux? Or come in Beowulf clusters?
Well, Netcraft confirms it.
Paul Grosfield - the quicker picker upper.
If that's not the funniest thing I've read on slashdot in just about ever, then I don't know what it is I've forgotten.
MOD PARENT UP!!!
The saddest part is that if I am reading both* Wik and yours in the same language, then that sounds about right
* it really is time for bed
2^3 * 31 * 647
For the love of gawd, mod parent up.
and i never say that
I don't know about the GP, but Godesses are better looking yet still kick ass. Not all that many gods are armed to the teeth yet remain beautiful; never mind using a tiger as a mount...
Or perhaps you didn't even think that the GP might not be referring to the god of the Abrahamic religions. We don't all believe that Yahweh is the only face of god you know.
Yes, I know I'm totally Off topic; feel free to mod me so; but do me a favour and mod someone else up first.
If I have nothing to hide, you have no reason to search me