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WWII Colossus Codecracker Outdone by a German

superglaze writes "The Colossus codecracker contest was a short-lived ordeal. Not only has it been outdone in a cipher-breaking challenge, but — irony of ironies — it was beaten by a German! From the story: 'The winner was Joachim Schüth, from Bonn, who completed the task using software he wrote himself. "[Schüth] cracked the most difficult code yesterday," said the museum's spokesperson on Friday. "We're absolutely delighted. He used specially written software for the challenge. Colossus is still chugging away, as we got the signals late. Yesterday the atmospheric conditions were such that we couldn't get good signals.'"

182 comments

  1. wait wait wait. by moogied · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I thought germans weren't allowed to have hacking software on there computers?

    "user disabling or circumventing computer security measures to access secure data," http://www.ibls.com/internet_law_news_portal_view.aspx?s=latestnews&id=1830

    Perhaps because they wanted him to "crack" it?

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    1. Re:wait wait wait. by explosivejared · · Score: 0

      Not trolling here, but it's nice propaganda for the Germans. I mean it kind of illustrates a sort of victory over the Germany of the past. I could see an exception made for just such a reason. It looks good that a new German beat the socks off the creation of an old German. I'm tiptoeing and not trying to introduce "them" into the discussion. This definitely has some propaganda value though.

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    2. Re:wait wait wait. by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      I'm missing where anybody said anything about hacking, can you enlighten me? Everything talks about a contest to crack the code, and how the German used a military programming language (Ada) to crack it.

      Where's the hacking?

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    3. Re:wait wait wait. by RingDev · · Score: 2

      Not all Germans who lived from the 1930's to the 1950's were Nazis. The Nazi party was a political party, not an affiliation of inventors.

      -Rick

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    4. Re:wait wait wait. by moogied · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Sure! :) The section of the law(if you want to look it up) is Section 202c StGB. The law basically say it is illegal to possess, distrubute, sell, or *create*, any software which has the ability to displace security. Such as cryptography.. he "uses his own program" to decrypt the message. Which in turn displaced its security..

      Now I do not really believe this is illegal under german law.. but I am saying that I would not be suprised if someone tried to charge him.

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    5. Re:wait wait wait. by moogied · · Score: 1, Insightful
      ..

      Also the sky is blue and I won't be having sex tonight.

      What the hell does that have to do with anything?

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    6. Re:wait wait wait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a new dumb German law, more over the top than the DMCA. The UK has something similar working through the system. Let's hope their socialist govt gets the boot before it makes Whitehall.

    7. Re:wait wait wait. by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ahhh, I see now.

      So basically the Germans have screwed themselves in regards to people within their own country testing their own security. (i.e. company hires individual to test encryption, etc)

      It seems that way anyway.

      Nice! Lots of forward thinking here. :P

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    8. Re:wait wait wait. by TJamieson · · Score: 0

      Also the sky is blue and I won't be having sex tonight.
      Seconded.
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    9. Re:wait wait wait. by RingDev · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just saying that associating an amateur radio operator/programmer with the Nazi party is a bit on the delusional side.

      There are some really weird misconceptions out there about Germany, both present and past.

      -Rick

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    10. Re:wait wait wait. by yakumo.unr · · Score: 1

      Yup, absolutely, that was the overwhelming slashdot response when their new law was first posted about.

      hackers who are doing illegal things anyway will play with all the toys they care to, as they won't care about the new law any more than the old ones, and anyone trying to test and secure their own system would be in breach of the law for having or using security software.

    11. Re:wait wait wait. by uradu · · Score: 1

      > I'm tiptoeing and not trying to introduce "them" into the discussion.

      Good thing you didn't mention the war.

    12. Re:wait wait wait. by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      I think he mentioned it once but may have gotten away with it.

      (Finger under nose, goose stepping out the door)

      Godwinned?

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    13. Re:wait wait wait. by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 1

      I think this thread was Godwin'd by the third post. We have a record.

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    14. Re:wait wait wait. by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Hah! Not for me!

      Because the sky is gray here.

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    15. Re:wait wait wait. by yada21 · · Score: 1

      Its no wonder they lost, is it? Wir habben uns in die fussen geschotten!

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  2. Well, there goes my by ronadams · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Colossus DRM System" project...

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    1. Re:Well, there goes my by phillips321 · · Score: 2, Informative

      here's a pic of the rebuilt model if your wondering what it looks like:
      http://www.forumpix.co.uk/uploads/1195233120.jpg

  3. ho hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see this one being a Godwin-magnet

    1. Re:ho hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How dare you invoke the Nazi-Law!

      Oh wait ... damnit!

    2. Re:ho hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quirk's Exception.

    3. Re:ho hum by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      I can see this one being a Godwin-magnet

      I don't know why you say that. What, are you the resident slashdot meme-fascist...

      ...SHIT!

  4. Vee Haf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Vee haf vays uf makink you drink more Ovaltine!

  5. Irony? by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's not irony! :(

    1. Re:Irony? by Liselle · · Score: 1

      Tag it !irony, I know I did. :P

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    2. Re:Irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Today, you are correct, this is not irony. However, if this were sometime between 1939 and 1945, it would be ironic; you would not expect a German to crack a German code, after all. Assuming the German in question supported his government's wars, and was not a spy or something.

      Ooh! I know how this could be _really_ ironic: what if the code were cracked by a German supporter of the war, who already had access to an Enigma machine (and thus didn't really need to crack it in the first place), and - tee hee! - had failed math ! That'd be ironic, I'm sure of it.

    3. Re:Irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> you would not expect a German to crack a German code, after all

      It would be like Bruce Schneier cracking an NSA cipher.

    4. Re:Irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not?

    5. Re:Irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if the code were cracked by a German supporter of the war, who already had access to an Enigma machine (and thus didn't really need to crack it in the first place)
      Oh boy, so much ignorance...

      (a) Enigma has nothing to do with this. Enigma was the cheap everyday military cipher. The code Colossus was used to break was a different, more advanced cipher machine used by the German high command.

      (b) Having an Enigma machine is not sufficient to read Enigma messages. You need to know what settings to use, and you get those by cracking the cipher.
    6. Re:Irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it wouldn't be pedantically correct.

    7. Re:Irony? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The actual reality of the situation does not diminish the ironic juxtaposition in our minds of a Nazi helping the Allies.

      And if irony is so misused, why isn't there a word to fill that gap? We have sarcasm and hypocrisy, (and, of course, bad luck and coincidence), so what is the word for something doing its opposite for dramatic or humorous effect?

    8. Re:Irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opposite of what?

      It's a coincidence that the person who cracked it lives in the country of origin of the code.

      There's no "opposite" here. It's not like no one in the US has never taken a crack (or cracked) US codes. It was a contest open to all and Germans happen to be a known subset of All. So, no opposite.

      Irony would be if we specifically excluded Germans from even knowing about it and then they cracked it.
      To them, it would be ironic.

    9. Re:Irony? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      It would be ironic if a German had cracked the current UK code and submitted that in response to the challenge to beat a British machine that cracks German WWII code.

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    10. Re:Irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This begs the question, are you also one of these anal pedants who freaks out when somebody uses the phrase "begs the question" in the popular sense?

    11. Re:Irony? by 2short · · Score: 1

      "This begs the question, are you also one of these anal pedants who freaks out when somebody uses the phrase "begs the question" in the popular sense?"

      No. He would only be an anal pedant if we assume that he is correct, and the original juxtaposition was not technically ironic. I reject this assumption, and thus conclude that it is your post that not only begs the question, but does so ironically. Unless you or I, but not both, are being sarcastic. No, really.

      The determination of whether something is ironic is often be made in outright obvious error, but it is in the best of times highly subjective. This makes the job of the conscientious anal pedant exceedingly difficult, and that of the carefree one all too easy. You can always say "No, that's not ironic; it would be ironic if X" where X is some more ironic scenario. "Contest to beat Bletchy Park at cracking German codes won by German" is certainly somewhat ironic. Of course it becomes less so as you look at the details, just like jokes aren't as funny when you explain them.

    12. Re:Irony? by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you look irony up in a few online dictionaries, you'll find that "unexpected outcome of events" is now an accepted meaning.

      It's still a disputed meaning, to be sure, but then I remember hearing "ain't is not a word!" growing up. I never hear that at all anymore. Now it's informal. I imagine most contractions were at one point.

      English is not a dead language.

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    13. Re:Irony? by sssssss27 · · Score: 1

      They do, it's "coincidence"

    14. Re:Irony? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Sure it is. It's like rain on your wedding day, which is the most ironic thing that could ever happen to anybody.

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    15. Re:Irony? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you look irony up in a few [reference.com] online [m-w.com] dictionaries [thefreedictionary.com], you'll find that "unexpected outcome of events" is now an accepted meaning.

      But how does this fall under "unexpected outcome of events"? Is there some reason that a German was uniquely unlikely to crack to code? I thought Germans were generally pretty good at math and computing. This doesn't fit under ANY definition of irony that I can think of.

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    16. Re:Irony? by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      A German cracking a code is not unexpected.

      A German cracking an "uncrackable" code used by the German forces in WWII on a computer the British used to crack the same code when the Allied cracking of German "uncrackable" codes helped lead to Allied victory is.

      If you don't see it, though, I'm afraid I can't help you in your semantic crusades.

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    17. Re:Irony? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      A German cracking an "uncrackable" code used by the German forces in WWII on a computer the British used to crack the same code when the Allied cracking of German "uncrackable" codes helped lead to Allied victory is.

      Why? I mean, the signal for this challenge was transmitted from Germany! Germans were in a prime position to receive the signals to be cracked.

      If you don't see it, though, I'm afraid I can't help you in your semantic crusades.

      Or maybe the irony just isn't there, if you can't adequately explain it?

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  6. duh! by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    Of course the German was able to crack it first. I mean, Colossus was made to crack German codes. Clearly this German guy already knew how to crack it to begin with...

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    1. Re:duh! by RingDev · · Score: 1

      Actually, the encrypted text was written in German, and the local broadcasts were made IN Germany.

      So it would be significantly more amazing if someone OTHER than a German cracked it.

      -Rick

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    2. Re:duh! by sakusha · · Score: 1

      Um.. you're making a lame joke, right? Because EVERYBODY knows how to crack these codes by now. It is a classic study in cryptography, in many textbooks as an example, the implementation is left to the reader as an exercise.

    3. Re:duh! by adatepej · · Score: 1

      yes. it was a lame joke.

  7. Time travel hero wannabe by magarity · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now I just need a copy of the software on my laptop and a time warping wormhole to 1942.
     
    Just have to remember not to ask for "pepsi, free"...

    1. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by Cheesey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Be sure to seal the wormhole after yourself, so that the Nazis can't sneak a copy of AES through it.

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    2. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by MoralHazard · · Score: 1

      Totally offtopic, but my freshman roommate and I were both military history buffs and slightly nutter. We had an imagination game called "Go back in time with a machine gun" that we used to play while drinking heavily. The challenge was to construct the most compelling fantasy of altering historical events merely by traveling back in time for a few hours with an M-60 machine gun and a lot of ammo. The Punic wars (for instance) just wouldn't be the same.

      Although the fact is that the game only really makes sense up through roughly the Napoleonic Wars, because the impact of a single guy with a machine gun can't be that large after that. You might have an impact because you know the course that a battle will take, but we eventually considered that to be cheating--you're leveraging the element of surprise and your knowledge of the future, rather than your machine gun and your moxie.

      I eventually adapted the game for the debate team, since we shared a lot of long road trips in cramped rental cars and needed distractions. But since there were a lot of women involved, and women don't really care too much for military history, we came up with an alternative: Go back in time with any object currently in your dorm room.

      One of the best answers I ever heard was to take your laptop (with full batteries, of course) and a portable scanner back to Alexandria and start copying scrolls in the library like crazy, a few days before it burned to the ground. Somehow, it seems a little more satisfying than letting the Carthaginians conquer Rome, or kicking the Normans back to France in 1066.

      This is why I quit playing D&D--too inflexible.

    3. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You want a Pepsi, pal, you're gonna pay for it! :)

    4. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by AaxelB · · Score: 1

      I think bringing a digital camera and a stack of memory cards (not that I actually have either in my dorm room, but I could on short notice if I had plans to time travel) would be more efficient than the portable scanner, and you could go for longer. The challenge would be convincing the librarians or guards or whatever to let you in and not run you through with a spear. I'm sure they protected their scrolls pretty carefully...

      I suppose you could bring a supply of gold/precious stones, though they might be more expensive now than they were back then. Bringing along some good technology could facilitate pretending to be a god, which would certainly work. You could use the camera, along with some good acting, to convince them that you captured their soul, or ka, or whatever it is. Heh, especially if you can take a video clip of them, show them the clip, watch them panic, then "let them go" by taking a picture with flash, or something.

      I might bring this game up next time I'm drinking heavily...

    5. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by db32 · · Score: 1

      You are ignoring the classic education of Army of Darkness...this is my boom stick! Just bring the mentioned machine gun AND a camera... This also assumes you can return to your time, and with the camera, in which case why not just toss the scrolls back on through as well?

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    6. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 1

      Sounds fun! But what would pictures of musty old scrolls we've already probably gotten past the need of do? If it were me, I'd instead try to stop the fire and/or spread the knowledge so we have an altered history of not having to relearn all that stuff and possibly end up even more advanced that we currently are because we spent time on newer things.

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    7. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by kliklik · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just as you surround yourself with the most important scrolls and start scanning, the battery in your laptop decides to explode, starting the fire.

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    8. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by ricosalomar · · Score: 0

      Is your extension cord wormhole-compliant? Otherwise, you'll need massive battery to scan all that papyrus and sheepskin. Which raises another question, was that stuff A4, Letter, or Legal? Might need a wide format scanner. Better to just bring a portable hole, and some dwarves, and Kevin.

    9. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Bring some Aluminum. It's dirt cheap now that we have the electrical power to create it artificially, but it's extremely hard-to-find naturally and for most of history, aluminum has been one of the most rare metals there is. Napoleon dined with aluminum silverware, reserving the gold for his guests.

    10. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by Provocateur · · Score: 2, Funny

      And his last heroic words before he died in the conflagration were 'Don't buy Delllllll!'

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    11. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by Carnivore · · Score: 1

      History. There were history texts there that went back farther than anything we have now, with sources that were closer to the events than we have access to now.

      I don't think we even know what we lost.

      The currency to get you into the library would be information. We have lots of information they didn't have--maps would be good. Drawings of animals they didn't have. Lots of stuff.

    12. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by hey! · · Score: 1

      How about: travel back in time with a knowledge of the germ theory of disease?

      An army is a large group of men living in close quarters, under stress. In other words, a microbe's banquet. I've read historical accounts of battles that offhand mention the fraction of soldiers who are disabled by infections like dysentery, and it's astonishing the degree to which health casualties outnumber battle casualties. How many battles woudl have gone differently if the quartermasters knew about basic food safety? Athens might have won the Peloponnesian War if Pericles had understood the danger of keeping the population walled up inside the city for an extended siege then bringing ships in to resupply them from their remote colonies.

      To bring things back onto track, most Slashdotters probably know enough cryptography to alter the course of any pre-modern war. With basic computer science knowledge, a highly flag semaphore system could be devised that would allow not only communications in battle, but for messages to be relayed over great distances, allowing empires to be managed more efficiently.

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    13. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by AaxelB · · Score: 1

      Naturally, the gun was my first thought, and it'd be hella fun to bring one along regardless. I guess I was thinking that shooting someone would just make them attack you, and peacefully convincing them that you're a god might make it easier to work undisturbed, or make silly demands and edicts. On second thought, though, shooting someone through the chest would probably instantly elevate you to god status, and you could just point or make silly noises to command them from then on.

      And taking the scrolls is a damn good idea, but you're making assumptions about our time-travel technology. It's possible that the only matter that could come back to the present time is exactly that matter which started out there. The time machine might act as an anchor, allowing you to return to exactly when you left, but not necessarily bringing anything new with you. Without the anchor to gauge your relative location in the timeline, you might end up traversing time without any bearing, landing in an almost random time/place. In order to send/take something forward in time, you might need a time machine at the origin time, to give a known point to move from.

      Of course, I'm sure there are workarounds and ways to append the scrolls' matter to the time-traveling package, but I'd have to mess around with the time machine to figure all that out.

    14. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by AaxelB · · Score: 1

      Ooh, good thought. I was looking up what they already used as currency, and it all seemed like the exchange rates from today wouldn't be very favorable, despite wider availability. I'd abandoned the precious metals because displaying god-like powers sounds like more fun, but copious aluminum would probably bolster my deity status, too.

    15. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >Totally offtopic, but my freshman roommate and I were both military history buffs and slightly nutter. We had an imagination game called "Go back in
      >time with a machine gun"

      MRE's. Freeze-dried food would arguably have been possible in the pre-industrial world, and might have had an enormous impact on military strategy.

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    16. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Expand your horizons, too. There are tons of materials we have today that could be extremely valuable at any time in history. If you've seen "The Gods Must Be Crazy" you already know the kind of impact something as simple as a glass bottle can have to a people who've never seen one before. But also, plastics of every kind, most of which didn't exist before the 20th century. Bring one of those mood-ring materials that change color when you change their temperature. Maybe a Superball would be good, too, or Scotch Tape.

    17. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by Lost+my+low+ID+nick · · Score: 1

      There certainly have to be ways to "append [...] matter to the time-traveling package", because else you couldn't really travel back at all - or you had to don a space suit, complete with oxygen tank. Another interesting scenario - would you travel back in time to rescue some scrolls if it meant your death?

    18. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by AaxelB · · Score: 1

      Personally, I don't think few scrolls would be nearly worth dying for. If someone else felt differently, all power to them, but if I found myself in a life-vs-scrolls scenario, I'd sooner wipe my ass with them than sacrifice myself. Of course, this could change if I discovered a scroll with the answer (and question!) to life, the universe, and everything, or some equivalently profound revelation that would allow me to die in complete peace and contentment.

      In short, they'd have to be some convincingly damn good scrolls for me to die for them, not just standand maps and legal records and religious texts.

    19. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      It was well-understood in ancient times that arrows contaminated with fecal matter (not hard to find in a battlefield) would kill the victim by infection even if the wound itself was not severe. Also, the importance of sanitation was understood by many ancient societies, though not all, even if they did not fully understand the mechanics of why it was important.

    20. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      A decently-sized battalion of archers, or even a single one firing from a well-concealed position, would not leave the machine gunner much time to contemplate his technological superiority. One should not underestimate the capacity of our species to destroy itself, with *or* without technology.

    21. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you bring back something no one has ever seen before, then you are much more likely to draw attention to yourself. It's bad enough if you show up with a cache of some extremely pure, extremely valuable commodity.

      I think the answer is more to visit Africa at a time when you can pick up diamonds off the beach, and then bring them back here.

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    22. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by db32 · · Score: 1

      42, problem solved. Next?

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    23. Re:Time travel hero wannabe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Armor technology surpassed arrow technology a long time ago.

      And you're not talking about archers with modern compound bows, the best thing they had was a longbow.

      And, at any real distance, the archer isn't going to be able to hit much of anything, while the bullets are still in a fairly straight path.

      Military tactics didn't exactly include concealment either.

  8. source code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    He posted the source code on his hompeage at http://www.schlaupelz.de/SZ42/SZ42_software.html.
    Most of it is written in Ada.

  9. Re:Germans Efficiency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the trains always run on time... Oh, wait....

  10. NO CODES WERE BROKEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    None. None at all.

    ``Climb Mount Niitaka'' is a code. How can a computer break that,
    with no contextual clues?*

    Now, a cipher may have been broken... or at least, a cipher session key.

    * 1941-12-07

    1. Re:NO CODES WERE BROKEN by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you're going to be pedantic, I will too.

      1941-12-07

      Try -08. The Japanese military ran off Tokyo time, not local time.

  11. racism? by RingDev · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I could understand a stereotype tag, even a nationalism tag, but racism? Are the taggers implying that people from German are of different races than the rest of the world?

    I RTFA and there is nothing racist in there. Just that a guy from Germany cracked the code using some software written in Ada.

    -Rick

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    1. Re:racism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      Are the taggers implying that people from German are of different races than the rest of the world?

      I'm not going to call Louis Farrakhan on this one, but yeah, by the common meaning of race "any people united by common history, language, cultural traits, etc.: the Dutch race.", Germans are a race, and historically the nation was divided along racial lines. While there's a small percentage of generally-non-integrated non-Germans living in Germany, I doubt Joachim Schüth was one of them.

      Nobody would say "Japanese" or "Korean" wasn't a racial group. It's really no different.

    2. Re:racism? by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Pfft. The Boston Marathon is *obviously* superior to the Tour de France, and the Iditarod beats them bo--... Oh, wait.

    3. Re:racism? by mwanaheri · · Score: 1

      >Nobody would say "Japanese" or "Korean" wasn't a racial group. It's really no different.

      Well, I would. But that may be because I'm german.

      Actually, in german news the message read more like 'The code was cracked by a hobby-radio operator* using... programmed in Ada. The guy was from Bonn.'
      Why do you guys make such a topic of that man being a german?

      *no idea how to translate 'Hobbyfunker'

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    4. Re:racism? by nagora · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why do you guys make such a topic of that man being a german?

      It's called "irony". Jesus! It's not that complicated.

      TWW

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    5. Re:racism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for whoever put up the racism tag, I haven't had such a good laugh for a long time! :)))))

    6. Re:racism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh... the racist part doesn't have anything to do with where he's from; it came from him using Ada...

    7. Re:racism? by thufir · · Score: 1

      Because this is great example of the fact that Germans are the superior race of the European species -- and we all know that the European species is the superior species of Man.

    8. Re:racism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Irony - yes, but only in that special "Morissette" sense.

    9. Re:racism? by KingEomer · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's because many people outside of Germany wouldn't know where Bonn is.

      Would you say that the German news message is "cityist" because it mentioned the city where he lives? Heck, are the Olympics racist because they separate groups of athletes based on nationality, and then proceed to make a big deal of the nationality of those who win events?

    10. Re:racism? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 0, Troll

      As another poster said, you obviously need to brush up on what irony means.

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      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    11. Re:racism? by NoseyNick · · Score: 1

      Is it also sexist because HE wrote the program HIMself? I mean, c'mon!

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    12. Re:racism? by RingDev · · Score: 1

      It was a contest held in Germany, advertised to Germans, and the unencrypted text was written in German. There is nothing ironic about a German person cracking the code.

      -Rick

      --
      "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
    13. Re:racism? by nagora · · Score: 1
      As another poster said, you obviously need to brush up on what irony means.

      So a German beat an English attempt to crack a German code from WWII and that's not ironic? What are you people, fucking dumb? Just having the Germans cracking an Enigma code is ironic!

      From the OED:

      Irony. A condition of affairs or events of a character opposite to what was, or might naturally be, expected; a contradictory outcome of events as if in mockery of the promise and fitness of things.

      TWW

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      "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
    14. Re:racism? by uglyduckling · · Score: 1
      *no idea how to translate 'Hobbyfunker'

      Try "radio ham" (US) or "radio amateur" (UK).

    15. Re:racism? by nagora · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It was a contest held in Germany, advertised to Germans, and the unencrypted text was written in German. There is nothing ironic about a German person cracking the code.

      Except for the fact that it's actually already ironic for a German to be even trying to break a German WWII code, let alone beating an English team. It would make a good illustrative example for dictionaries to use for the word "irony".

      TWW

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      "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
    16. Re:racism? by MROD · · Score: 1

      Eh... the racist part doesn't have anything to do with where he's from; it came from him using Ada...

      Yes, how dare he use a language named after the lady friend of Sir Charles Babbage (Ada Lovelace) who was a pioneer of mathematical, algorithmic notation and thought!

      Of course, the language was designed for use by that well known white supremisist organisation, the British Ministry of Defence, for use in suspressing other races, such as those with red flags during the cold war.

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    17. Re:racism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amateur radio operator, or HAM radio operator. The last one is an Americanism.

    18. Re:racism? by RingDev · · Score: 1

      Uh, no... it wouldn't. I would advise you to pay head to your own signature. Irony is an incongruity between what is expected and what actually occurs.

      So, one would expect that if you were to advertise a competition in Germany, to Germans, in which, the Germans contestants were using modern technology to crack a cipher, and that their competition was a couple of Brits using almost 70 year old technology, the expectation would be that the Germans, using modern technology would win.

      It would be ironic if the BRITS won.

      -Rick

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      "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
    19. Re:racism? by mwanaheri · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that's what I was looking for.

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    20. Re:racism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's because many people outside of Germany wouldn't know where Bonn is.

      Possibly, but it's not unreasonable to assume they do considering Bonn was the capital of West Germany before the reunification.

    21. Re:racism? by nagora · · Score: 1
      It would be ironic if the BRITS won.

      No, that would be in line with the "natural order" or expectation: Brits cracking a WWII German code - that's what normally happened with Enigma codes: the Germans didn't have to. Germans breaking a German WWII code before the Brits is ironic because it was the intent of Enigma to allow Germans to read messages while keeping them hidden from the Brits, so Germans even trying to break the code is ironic. The fact that they beat a British machine specifically designed to break their code is doubly ironic. Geez!

      TWW

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    22. Re:racism? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Irony - yes, but only in that special "Morissette" sense.

      Sometimes, in a moment of weakness, I think that might be the most brilliant song ever written.

      The real irony is that nothing mentioned in the song is actually ironic. But wait - that's ironic!

      Of course, if it was meant to be that way, then it isn't ironic, since irony is when you have the opposite of the intended or expected effect.

      I think I broke my mind.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    23. Re:racism? by RingDev · · Score: 1

      Yes, it would be ironic if this was taking place 60+ years ago.

      But it's not.

      The expectation should be that modern technology will kick the ass of WWII technology.

      To think this is ironic is to exist in some sort of hyperbolic fantasy were current reality has no value.

      -Rick

      --
      "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
    24. Re:racism? by nagora · · Score: 1
      The expectation should be that modern technology will kick the ass of WWII technology.

      The irony was not in the technology used.

      Okay, let's just accept that you have no idea what the word "irony" means and leave it at that, shall we?

      TWW

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    25. Re:racism? by RingDev · · Score: 1

      I think at this point we have both shown that we have a solid grasp of the meaning of the word 'iron'. It is just our application that differs.

      If you remove all context from the situation and look at this as purely "Germans crack German code faster than Brits!" then yes, there is irony.

      But, in context, there is no irony.

      -Rick

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      "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
  12. Germans invent or better everything they touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why the rest of us love to hate them. They have superioring engineering, superior art, superior scientists, a clean and safe society, and arguably better pornography. Remember that kid who always wrecked the curve in grade school? That's the Germans, and boy do we love to hate those Nazi kraut-eating bastards.

    1. Re:Germans invent or better everything they touch by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      you forgot trance music

  13. Slashdot Aryanism! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I KNEW it! Slashdot subscribers are Germans bitter of the defeat of their Aryan plans! /karma....clicks "anonymous"

  14. Mod parent up. by Iskender · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Please mod the parent up, since he actually knows what the word 'racism' means.

    1. Re:Mod parent up. by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested to see a slashdot week where all of a sudden posts could only be modded up instead of up or down. Modding against opinions pretty much makes the forum fairly worthless. If you only want to read what you already think, Find an outlet that caters to your views and avoid the commentary entirely.

      Reffering to those who mod down an excellent point, of course. The fact that people have slowly warped racism to mean referring to any detail beyond the scope that someone is human from planet earth. The fact that a German software engineer ousted a code-breaking machine formerly used against the Germans IS a noteworthy point, whether from a humour or a turnabout kind of standpoint. Where the hell is the racism involved? There isn't even a generalization involved since the entire issue focuses on an individual not a categorization of individuals. If I were this touchy, I'd have had to tell off all my friends for the cutesy canuck jokes =)

      although i do like maple syrup. BUT DONT YOU DARE COMMENT ON THE FACT OR I WILL GET SO MAD.

      Humanity is weird.

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      Ice Cream has no bones.
  15. get that man a time machine quick!! by Some_Llama · · Score: 5, Funny

    oh wait..

  16. Re:Germans Efficiency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't have been that efficient, what with millions of "survivors".

  17. Interesting coincidence by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    I've read Enigma, also Between Silk and Cyanide. As follow-ups, I've read The White Rabbit (story of Forest Frederick Edward Yeo-Thomas' capture and survival.) Recently I've acquired London Calling North Pole, by Hermann J. Giskes, mastermind of the Game Against England, played out in Holland.

    It's remarkable how few resources the Nazis had to throw at code breaking, thanks to party politics and such. Their chief reliance appears to have been ignorance of how the Enigma machine worked was their best security. Their most effective counter measures were 'playing it back', that is capturing agents and setting up a station to behave as if the agent and network were still safe and functioning normally (this was Operation North Pole in Holland.)

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    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Interesting coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks to party politics and such Has any of this really changed? DMCA is not about hounding down the code breakers (politics) and not about real security.

      The xxAA are not in charge of codes in Washington. So the security is weakest where the political limitations are the greatest.
    2. Re:Interesting coincidence by dangitman · · Score: 1

      North Pole in Holland.

      The North pole is not in Holland.

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      ... and then they built the supercollider.
  18. We get signal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    we got the signals late. So we said "main screen turn on" and found Collosus doesn't even have a main screen. Now all our base are belong to Joachim Schüth :(
  19. What was that about secret svcs? by mattr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Heise security article says, "...British and German secret services initially had reservations about the cipher challenge."

    I'd like to know more about what they said. Are they worried it will encourage kids to get interested in crypto? Where do they expect to pick up talented cryptographers anyway?

    1. Re:What was that about secret svcs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Germany, duh! Oh, wait....

    2. Re:What was that about secret svcs? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know more about what they said. Are they worried it will encourage kids to get interested in crypto?

      They are worried because they are still using those codes. Clearly they had not been cracked until now so they must have been secure. Now they are going to have to make things even harder by doing a ROT13 encryption first.

    3. Re:What was that about secret svcs? by HRogge · · Score: 2, Informative

      The German museum which did the sending part of the whole project had to borrow a Lorenz SZ42 encryption engine from England (because the Allies grabbed all of them after WW2). The English GCHQ (http://www.gchq.gov.uk/) feared that someone would call it war booty (sp?) and a court might decide they don't get it back.

      Same reason why the art taken by the Russians by the end of WW2 can never be shown outsite Russia... according to most countries laws they would have to confiscate it..

    4. Re:What was that about secret svcs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they train their own.

  20. Achtung! by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Das encryptmachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy wrecken der secrets, schnatchendatas und breakensecurity mit grossembrassen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen.

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  21. May be, but Hilter wasn't German, he was Austrian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May be, but Hilter wasn't German, he was Austrian, as is the Governator, whose parents were Nazis.

  22. Please give the Nazi jokes a rest by CranberryKing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It has been ~70 years now, hasn't it? A couple of generations.. At least keep the outdated references limited to cold war stuff.

    1. Re:Please give the Nazi jokes a rest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I shit on your face, filthy Carthaginian Moloch-worshipping unclefucker.

    2. Re:Please give the Nazi jokes a rest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's been only 62. Personally, I'd say it's not soon enough for jokes.
      Except for the really funny ones, of course...

    3. Re:Please give the Nazi jokes a rest by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It has been ~70 years now, hasn't it? A couple of generations.. At least keep the outdated references limited to cold war stuff.

      You must live here in the US. Only Americans think that 200 years is a long time.

      A couple of generations? Pah! That's nothing. There's some guy in a funny hat pulling some fatarsed westerner around in a rickshaw that old someplace on the planet right now.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  23. True. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, it seems that some people need to be reminded of this on occasion. Sad, I know.

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    Those who can, do. Those who can't, sue.
  24. Oh sure, blame it on the weather by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    Yesterday the atmospheric conditions were such that we couldn't get good signals.

    Somehow it sounds a lot like blaming lag for losing one of the old school Quake 1-on-1 deathmatches

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    WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
  25. Bad definitions. Race != Ethnicity by TerranFury · · Score: 1

    "any people united by common history, language, cultural traits, etc" [...] Nobody would say "Japanese" or "Korean" wasn't a racial group.

    I think that's a bad definition for race. It sounds more like a correct definition for ethnicity. "Japanese" and Korean" are nationalities and, more than that, they are ethnicities, but I wouldn't call them "races" any more than I'd say that Italians and Swedes are of different "races." Italians and Swedes are "Caucasian;" Japanese and Koreans are "Asian," (or "East-Asian" if you want to differentiate from "South-Asian.")

    Because by the definition you cited, Kurds are a race, as are Armenians, as are... It just gets absurd. At this rate we'd end up with one-"race"-per-family-group!

    Race is biological (but socially-constructed*). Ethnicity is (mostly) cultural. I feel like definitions that do not reflect this difference serve to make our language less accurate.

  26. Go back in time, get rich by DrVomact · · Score: 1
    I've toyed with the question of "What would you take back in time with you to make yourself wealthy no matter where you land?" Best answer I could come up with: stainless steel needles. Yes...sewing needles. You can carry an amazing amount and variety of needles in a relatively small container. Do you have any idea what a single fine steel needle would cost back in 1100 AD...assuming you get such a thing?

    Well, maybe you want to bring the Glock too, just in case the local powers don't feel compelled to treat a traveling salesman with due courtesy and respect...

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    1. Re:Go back in time, get rich by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      What would you take back in time ... stainless steel needles.


      good news, it's just a boat ride to go back and forth in time.

      My Aunt was island hooping around New Guinea in a yacht last year. They traded a few fishing hooks for a handful of pearls. She had been given permission to visit in return for transferring donations like clothes, and medicines on her boat to the islands.

      So their are still places where shaped metal is still difficult to come by.
    2. Re:Go back in time, get rich by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "She had been given permission to visit in return for transferring donations like clothes, and medicines on her boat to the islands."

      I never knew that New Guinea was in any way closed to tourism. What's all this about needing permission to visit?

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    3. Re:Go back in time, get rich by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      I never knew that New Guinea was in any way closed to tourism. What's all this about needing permission to visit?

      I suspect, like the US, it is not closed to tourism. However if your not a US resident, you can't legally just Yacht up to a beach in Boston tie off, and walk into town to do some shopping.

      So I think they were allowed to forgo a official visit and a Visa application fee...
    4. Re:Go back in time, get rich by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "I suspect, like the US, it is not closed to tourism. However if your not a US resident, you can't legally just Yacht up to a beach in Boston tie off, and walk into town to do some shopping."

      I wonder if New Guinea has a port that needs to be regulated as tightly as Boston. On the other hand, if you enter the country with a legal visa, you can sail your boat, say, anywhere on the Oregon coast and use any public pier you'd like.

      You can't do it in Boston, because so much of the oceanfront is either multi-million dollar private property or commercial docks. But that's not really comparable to even the largest cities in New Guinea is it?

      Now trading *medicine* might get you in some trouble...

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  27. Why irony? by xPsi · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why irony to describe the result? irony: incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs. Here the expectation, even if misguided, is a historical one, not a nationalistic nor skill-based one. Since irony is based on expectation, it is as much an emotional process as an intellectual one. It is not necessarily a rational response; it CAN be just a sensation one gets. Obviously no one doubts Germans are technically capable of cracking codes, so expectation is not twisted around for that reason. From an earlier article on this: "Colossus was developed at Bletchley Park to decipher German messages during World War II...Two groups of amateur code breakers will be invited to crack transmissions encrypted by one of the original Lorenz cipher machines used by the German High Command during World War II." So I do think most people might find it justifiably ironic that in a blind test a German, who otherwise knows nothing about the original German code, is able to decipher it the fastest in a contest taking place over 60 years after the fact competing with the original machine designed to decipher it in the first place. In a naive post hoc sense, one might think "the result actually makes sense because perhaps there is something 'Germanocentric' about the code." But I seriously doubt this. The historical irony remains intact. However, again only after the initial glow of the ironic sensation fades do we realize our expectation was flawed: we should have guessed that a competent German was participating, so there was a pretty good chance a German would win from the start.

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    1. Re:Why irony? by uradu · · Score: 1

      And in other news, over-analyzing humor takes all enjoyment out of it, along the lines of "what the hell would a rabbi do in a bar?!".

    2. Re:Why irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, shut the hell up.

      Complaining about the definition of irony on the internet is not a sign of intelligence.

  28. Not Irony? Maybe it's by maroberts · · Score: 1

    Infamy! They all have it infamy!

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  29. Look at how big that motherboard is! by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine the size of the RAM sticks? And they walk inside the case!!

    And you thought TRON was science fiction!

    --
    WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
  30. Re:Bad definitions. Race != Ethnicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Italians and Swedes are "Caucasian;"

    Eh? Have the Caucasus moved since I was at school?

  31. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Never underestimate Nazi brains, and be very glad (Frenchies especially) Hitler had syphillis and was quite bonkers. You would all be driving around in volkswagons, wearing lederhosen, talking german, paying in deutche mark, and working in the mines to keep the germans even fatter. Just a thought, but I've always considered that the Germans were lucky to have lost the war when they did. Why?

    The atomic bomb. It's easy to forget that it was developed in response to fears that the Germans might develop one first (which makes it ironic that it was the Japanese that it was ultimately used against). It might be easy in retrospect to say that they weren't realistically close to having one during WWII, but this wasn't so clear at the time.

    And even if this *had* become known towards the end of the (prolonged) war, the Americans would have had the bomb by then, and- I suspect- little tolerance for letting the Germans prolong the war and giving Stalin a chance to sweep further across Europe (never was the difference between "friend" and "allie" more clear)- even if Germany couldn't win.

    If the Nazis had still stood a plausible chance of winning- or even "drawing"- the war by the time the bomb was ready, then it's near-certain that at least one bomb would have been dropped on the country. It's the kind of thing that some people would say is terrible in retrospect. However, given what Nazi Germany *did* do (with the support of most of their people) and what they would have done had they won the war, I'd personally have considered it morally justifiable (and imperative) to use as many atomic bombs as necessary to bring the war to a swift conclusion.

    As I said, they were damn lucky.
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  32. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by uradu · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Well, everyone does seem to be driving around in "volkswagons" and even wearing Lederhosen (at least around Oktoberfest time), so perhaps they won anyway...

  33. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by uradu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, lucky are the few with such moral certitude as you. It's not clear at all that the Allies would have ever dropped a bomb over Germany, given the proximity of so many Allied countries. They had no qualms dropping them on Japan because of its geographic isolation. Besides, obliterating Germany that way would have prevented much of the technological looting after the war. The US in particular made out like bandits so to speak, and the war ended up being a net economic gain in the long run, both in terms of technology gained and new markets established.

  34. Not much faster than Colossus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Colossus according to http://www.hnf.de/Presse/Pressemitteilungen/Pressemitteilungen_Result.asp?Anzeige=Yes&Index1=337 cracked the message in three and a half hour. It was beaten by a modern day computer doing the job in just 46 seconds which thus was less than 300 times faster. 300 times faster is just the speed increase one expects in about 10 years according to http://www.neurophys.wisc.edu/ravi/docs/m122p2.pdf. The specially built for the task Colossus faster than mid 90s general purpose PC. One has to have great respect for the builders of Colossus.

    1. Re:Not much faster than Colossus by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      It was on British news a few nights ago. The people running Colossus were really confident they would beat the PC. How wrong they were..

  35. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by coolmoose25 · · Score: 1

    This is a really interesting point, one I'd never considered in quite that way... I remember the Star Trek episode that posited the idea that Edith Keilor could have forestalled the entry of the US into WWII... It never quite made sense to me - somehow she stopped Pearl Harbor? Or that somehow her peace ideas would have made Americans choose NOT to go to war with Japan afterwards... It is unlikely.

    Anyway, I remember a sociology class I took in college that showed a survey of Americans right after the end of WWII on what they thought, at that time, should have been done with the bomb. A miniscule percentage said we should not have used the A-bomb on Japan, and the vast majority said we should have. But the interesting point of the survey was that some 8% of Americans believed we should have continued to drop atomic bombs on Japan, even AFTER THEY HAD SURRENDERED... That 1 out of 15 Americans would believe such a thing at that time points out just how pissed off Americans were at that point... WWII touched virtually every home, with either a relative dying or being wounded, or certainly a neighbor who suffered such a fate... It is VERY likely that had one atomic bomb not stopped the war in Europe, we would have continued to drop bombs on them until they did surrender. Remember, the plants that were built to manufacture the uranium and plutonium for the bombs weren't built to build one or two bombs... they were built to build hundreds, if not, THOUSANDS of A-Bombs...

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  36. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They were lucky? Well the guessing at alternate history game is always fun.
    Noncrazy Hitler doesn't start a war on several fronts and cleans the allies out of Europe before invading Russian. When he invades he doesn't do it in winter.
    Noncrazy Hitler after taking control of as his side of the planet offers peace to the US who is a whole ocean away and agrees.
    Noncrazy Hitler also develops nukes which can be delivered by missiles developed by his scientists who, as he didn't lose, were not captured for use by the US for their rocket program.
    Noncrazy Hitler slips, falls, and dies in his bathtub while shaving his legs. This saves the US from nuclear annihilation in 1960.

  37. It was the JAPs that brought amerikuns in ww 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it weren't for the japs, the usa would not have entered the big one. Nazis would have ruled europe. Attacking russia was a mistake at that point. Should have kept the pact and strung stalen along. Third Reich indeed. The war would have ended much sooner, perhaps as early as '42, if all the resources weren't wasted.

    1. Re:It was the JAPs that brought amerikuns in ww 2 by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or is trying to believe someone has a cogent opinion of history with the above post like taking the guy seriously who is standing on the corner with the sign saying "The World is Ending Tomorrow at noon!"?

  38. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    They were lucky? Well the guessing at alternate history game is always fun. Yes, I'm aware that debating the past in this manner is always an intellectual wankfest to some extent.

    However, Noncrazy Hitler wouldn't have been Hitler as we know him, and history would have had to be very different. By contrast, Germany surrendered just 3 months before the atomic bomb was ready enough to be dropped on Japan.
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  39. Well Yeah by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Well, yeah! Being a German he obviously had a head start on all of this.

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  40. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by Skillet5151 · · Score: 1

    The invasion of the Soviet Union began in June, which is hardly winter.

  41. Re:Bad definitions. Race != Ethnicity by TerranFury · · Score: 1

    Heh! I know, that's probably an abuse of the language too. You reminded me why I put an asterisk next to "Caucasian;" I was actually going to make a footnote kind of like your comment.

    You're right, it's pretty superficial in the end; Caucasian really means, "looking white," whatever that means. And the Caucasus as a region is actually a great example. Midway along the Silk Road, you run into real difficulties with racial classification.

    Another example of how we twist language to deal with our discomfort with race: "Native American." Literally, "Aboriginal" is the appropriate adjective, not "native." "Native" only worked to differentiate Algonquin from English up until sometime in the 16-1700s!

    Such is life.

  42. oblig nethack reference by fluffywuffy · · Score: 1

    Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] (n)

    ...

    0 kliklik the timetraveller. Killed by an exploding battery.

  43. Re:racism? - Nazi "philosophy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suggest read up on your history and Nazi "philosophy". No, Germans nowadays aren't racists in general, but remember Hitler and the Nazis?

  44. Right conclusion, wrong reasoning by JerryP · · Score: 1

    I'm german, and I agree with the statement that Germany was lucky to lose the war, but not with the reasoning you provide.

    Germany losing the war allowed me to grow up and live in a free and democratic country that is worth living in. For that I am most grateful, and my thanks go to the people who made this possible.

    1. Re:Right conclusion, wrong reasoning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In a word: no.

      Two more words: Kill yourself.

  45. Joachim Schüth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I be he's a distant cousin of Dwight Schrute.

  46. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by maestroX · · Score: 1

    As I said, they were damn lucky.
    No, they were not. It was pretty evident early on, especially at the eastern front, that the war wasn't sustainable.

    As for WW2 and your proposal; nuking a highly populated area is genocide.

  47. You fellas keep screwing up the joke. by Bright+Apollo · · Score: 1

    Many variations of the theme, but someone shoulda wrote this first:

    "Of course a German cracked it first; he asked his grandfather for a copy of the plaintext"

    -BA

  48. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by PitaBred · · Score: 1

    Fallout wasn't well understood at the time... the full implications of a nuclear attack were not known. There was an inkling, but there was no concept of "nuclear winter" or anything like the sterilization that happened around Chernobyl. Hell, they tested the bombs in the continental US. I'm not saying that there wouldn't have been second thoughts about dropping it, but I don't think they'd have been able to consider the ramifications from a modern perspective of nuclear issues.

  49. operating system: NetBSD by hubertf · · Score: 1

    From http://www.schlaupelz.de/SZ42/SZ42_software.html:
    ``The PC used was a laptop with 1.4 GHz CPU, using NetBSD as the operating system'' - so much for being dead. :-)

      - Hubert

  50. No-how and Contrariwise. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    There are up to a million words claiming to have been incorporated into the English lexicon. Are you seriously suggesting that in all the words you don't know, there does not exist one that more precisely specifies the meaning currently occupied by sloppy application of the word "Irony?"

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  51. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Broken window fallacy, look it up.

    I find it quite implausible to think that the loot from Nazi Germany would even begin to cover the expenses for the war. If you are aware of any calculations done please point me to them.

  52. So? by el_chupanegre · · Score: 1

    So he beat Colossus now? But who won the real challenge way back when?

    I don't think a modern programmer beating a 60 year old machine can claim much in bragging rights

  53. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    No, they were not. It was pretty evident early on, especially at the eastern front, that the war wasn't sustainable. If by "early on" you mean "early during the war", well.... the war went on for six years. That is certainly "sustainable" if not winnable.

    As for WW2 and your proposal; nuking a highly populated area is genocide. You make many assumptions, not least the fact that the first targets would be highly-populated areas. ("Highly populated" is a matter of opinion, so this is open to debate, however.)

    You're also incorrect that "nuking a highly populated area" is in itself genocide. It would only be genocide if it was part of a concerted effort to entirely annihilate the German people (or whoever).

    Such attacks would only need to continue for as long as was necessary to force a surrender and/or destroy the infrastructure or will to fight. Perhaps you think that last one sounds morally dubious, involving (as it would have to) civilians? Well, yes. But if it had been necessary to win the war (preventing a greater evil), you're damn right I think it would be justified.

    Yes, I know this is hovering on the edge of being armchair/keyboard moralist wankery. I'm trying to avoid arguments like "they did worse things first" or "they started it" as justification, because they come across as childish and can quickly turn into an immoral revenge fantasy. Actually, this whole thing is a moral can of worms, and this post could have been three or four times as long were I to try to explain my feelings fully without risk of being misunderstood- and it still would have been armchair moralism.

    But I still maintain that if there had been a plausible danger of the Germans winning WWII, or even of prolonging it, it would have been morally justifiable to use nuclear weapons against Germany. That's not even getting into the risk- as far as *we* knew back then- that Germany might have developed its own nuclear weapon had time gone on.
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  54. Not allowed to do that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may only return in time as a "fly on the wall", so to speak. Even that might let you find out more than you would want to know. Most likely, you'd be sorry.
    As far as returning, and being a part of the time and place, you cannot do that. You would not be the only one, and with all of these people changing everything in the past, it would be a mess. The Present could be changed so much by this that you might not even be able to be born, you would not exist. We are assuming that everyone going back would have high moral standards, and would not "fowl up everything". Not so, most would not have the capacity to handle that. So, it must not, and cannot be done. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once, it has been said. It's sad that we humans have a memory, and keep records also of happenings in the past, movies, etc.
    We place ourselves in a dream world where we would "return to the past, and fix that". Without that memory, we would not be bothered. Even animals have memory, examples are everywhere. They just don't have the capacity to "want to return to a point earlier in the day, and stop you from leaving them at home alone, while you go to work."
    Your dog or cat gets upset when you leave home, and shows joy when you return.
    Would we perhaps have animals and humans returning to the past to fowl things up for the Present?
    The changes over time begin with simple chemical reactions. Chemists "wait" for the reaction to run it course, and pretty much stop doing anything more. If that's true, how can humans and animals expect for time to stand still, or for time to allow us to move to a "past-time".

    Fun to think about, but not possible. If it were, you would probably not like the overall results.
    Same thing goes for "seeing into the future".

  55. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by Lisandro · · Score: 1

    The US in particular made out like bandits so to speak, and the war ended up being a net economic gain in the long run, both in terms of technology gained and new markets established.

    That's highly debatable. A lot of technology developements were accelerated during WWII, but at the cost of nearly 60 million1 human lives and the destruction of several cities and urban centers. There's no way of telling how many writers, artists, scientists (or anyone who could have made their contribution to mankind) were killed in that period.

  56. Re:Bad definitions. Race != Ethnicity by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    another common one is mentally defective TV radio and print "personalities" calling blacks living in places other than America "African Americans"

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  57. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by uradu · · Score: 1

    I meant strictly for the US, of course, because the rest of the world and especially Europe certainly lost enormously, especially human lives.

  58. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by uradu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That hardly applies to the US after WWII. While the war certainly cost the US a lot of money, they gained a massive captive market in Europe for several decades that wouldn't have been the same without the war, since Europe had had its own strong industrial competitors to the US. I would consider the US more like the glazier in the parable, since its costs were negligible compared to the benefits, as opposed to those borne by Europe and other parts of the world.

    Besides, I wasn't talking about immediate gains from physical goods removed from Germany, which after all the destruction would have been somewhat anemic. I'm talking about intellectual property and patents, which benefited American companies for decades after the war. While it would be hard for various reasons to perform detailed studies of German reparations to the US--not least because most were in hard to calculate IP--some attempts were made. The most prominent one appears to be the book Science Technology and Reparations: Exploitation and Plunder in Postwar Germany by John Gimbel, mentioned in the article I linked to above, which seems to be cited by others as well. I have read the Operation Paperclip book, which talks about rocketry specifically, but similar technology transfers happened in many branches of industry.

    Again, I'm not listing any of this as a justification for the war, or a white washing of the war crimes, or anything like that. I still think Germany got away quite lightly in American hands, compared to the destiny that could have befallen it purely in European or Soviet hands. My point was simply that the US benefited enormously from WWII, and some have even suggested that it may very well not have been what it is today without the war.

  59. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by Lisandro · · Score: 1

    Sorry, i misunderstood your post :)

  60. Boss-Nass? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Which reminds me of Gungans in Star Wars Episode 1, which reminds me of... NO! MAKE IT STOP!

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    1. Re:Boss-Nass? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      My post has a very specific history to it, which you can read all about here if you're interested. It's nowhere near as random as it looks.

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    2. Re:Boss-Nass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! I didn't know that. Thanks! I am taking a printout of this and posting it on my wall. (Yeah I work in Germany :D )

  61. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no way of telling how many writers, artists, scientists (or anyone who could have made their contribution to mankind) were killed in that period.

    There no way of telling if the next Hitler was killed in the War either.

  62. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There no way of telling if the next Hitler was killed in the War either.

    Yeah. Fuck, kill 'em all. Better safe than sorry!

  63. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by yada21 · · Score: 1

    Missing scenario, noncrazy Hitler doesn't start a war at all?

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  64. Nasty.. by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    The germans have shot themselves in their own CUNT?

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  66. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by DarkVader · · Score: 1

    Hang on there. There was only enough fissionable material for 3 bombs.

    The first one was detonated in the US. We already knew what it would do as far as blast.

    Those two bombs would have been used on Germany if they had been ready in time. No question there. And look up the firebombing of Dresden if you wonder about the will of the allies to commit to the destruction of an entire city.

    Yes, there was a racist component in the atomic bombing of Japan, as it was already known that Japan was likely to surrender soon without an invasion. But there is no question as to the likelihood of the bombs being used against Germany if the European war hadn't already ended.

  67. Re:Never underest. Nazi brains - Hitler had syphil by DarkVader · · Score: 1

    When those bombs were dropped on Japan, we had used every bomb we had. It would have been at least months before there was enough enriched uranium or plutonium to build another bomb.

    Yes, the factories were built to build thousands of bombs (and are still building them today) but the enrichment technologies weren't ready for that kind of production.