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  1. Re:Ah, solar puberty . . . on Mystery of the Missing Sunspots, Solved? · · Score: 2, Funny

    So those coronal mass ejections we hear about were the Sun exploring . . .

    uranus ?

  2. Sp4m poetry on Spammers Say the Darndest Things · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's some from my spam box...

    It's better to be hung than to work with your tongue.

    Women don't like it tender they need a major member.

    The dimensions of your tool will grow to a duel.

  3. Re:DeLorian problems on The Science and Physics of Back To the Future · · Score: 1
  4. Re:How about on "Bilski" Case May End Business Method Patents · · Score: 2, Funny

    But if National Geographic were to publish an article entitled "The Girls of the California Junior College System Hunt the Wildebeest Naked, ..."

    I'd be at the front of the queue to buy it :-)
  5. oblig nethack reference on WWII Colossus Codecracker Outdone by a German · · Score: 1

    Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] (n)

    ...

    0 kliklik the timetraveller. Killed by an exploding battery.

  6. technological solution on UK Schools Will Fight Cyberbullying · · Score: 1

    Force camera manufacturers to watermark their videos with a personal camera identifier.

    So those yobs with their latest "triumphs" can then be identified and punished.

    Of course such a solution leads to privacy problems
    eg. filming of an atrocity in a dictorial regime.

    Anononymity can hide the bad as well as the good

  7. God = Him ? on Intelligent Design Ruled "Not Science" · · Score: 1

    why do people assume God is male?
    Have they seen his penis?

    If "he" is omniscient, and the universe is very large,
    then he must have a whopper!! :-)

    Insert "Big Bang Joke here ...

    Not trolling, just illustrating the absurdities of those
    who say "God is Male"

  8. "J. Craig Venter and the Institute says.. on Venter Institute Claims Patent on Synthetic Life · · Score: 1

    All your (genomes) bases belong to us

  9. Re:torrents on Ubuntu Feisty Fawn Released · · Score: 1

    It's on Linux Tracker .

    http://linuxtracker.org/ is a good tracker for linux distros.

  10. I chose on For Unlucky 360 Owner Seventh Time's the Charm · · Score: 1

    Cowboy Neal :-)

  11. Re:Sick Software "Patents" on Microsoft Copies Idea, Admits It, Then Patents It · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, is Microsoft "a thieving bastard",
    or are Microsoft "thieving bastards" ? :-)

  12. Ignore on Neuroscience, Psychology Eroding Idea of Free Will · · Score: 1

    Replying to undo a wrong moderation.

    To make this slightly on topic, Perhaps it was karma moderating my free will decisions. ;-)

  13. Re:With you kind permission ... on BitTorrent, Inc. Acquires uTorrent · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.binarynotions.com/halite.php

    Open source, very small (473 kb), looks promising.

  14. Death by famine. on The Many Ways To Die in Nethack · · Score: 1

    Ate the corpse of Famine. Just wanted to see what happened. Well, I died. hehehe. Also on some games, I'd call my character GOD. When I died, any players finding my bones file would be attacked by GOD's ghost. Well it was philosophically interesting :-)

  15. Re:'zas', 'em'? on Carpenter Breaks Previous Scrabble Point Record · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like 'es' and 'em' ;-)

  16. Re:If only.... on Three Years in Prison for Posting Hatespeak · · Score: 2, Funny

    heheh I was so tempted to mod you as troll :-P

  17. Re:Bad idea. on Mozilla Partners with Real Networks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Agreed. And if Mozilla wants to cozy up with bloated POS software then Why don't they go the whole hog and bundle it with vista?

  18. New Dialog box on Knock Some Commands Into Your Laptop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One knock for yes, two knocks for no, and three knocks for cancel

  19. Re:WOW on Linux Standard Effort Edges Ahead · · Score: 0

    People like the The Korean virus writers!! :-)

  20. Re:dead cat on Another Dot-com Boom? · · Score: 1

    When I looked at the Amex Internet Index on the Parent article, I saw no sign of a boom just a "dead-cat" bounce. In Wales, where I live, a teenage was convicted for scamming over £45000 on Ebay, the true figure was believed to be about £130000. When people watch consumer programs concerning internet shopping, the content is usually negative. Ie instead of "10 best websites to save money", it's "Mrs Jones received a telephone bill of £2000 because of a dialer,caught from the internet". There has also been a lot on the News lately about phishing and how fake web sites have conned people out of money. And to reinforce it, banks have sent pamplets to their customers warning about phishing. So my original comment was how the advance in "evilware" over the last 10 years has changed the perception (and confidence) of possible eConsumers. And thus minimising any dot-com boom. I believe the internet is becoming a bit of a cesspool and will become worse. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4080420.stm "Instead of releasing Windows viruses intermittently, many creators of worms and trojans are pumping them out with increasing frequency. For a while new variants of one virus, called Mytob, were appearing every hour. Some viruses appear in hundreds of different guises."

  21. dead cat on Another Dot-com Boom? · · Score: 0

    Recovery? More like a dead-cat bounce. To many people, the internet is no longer a new and exciting place to explore , but instead a cesspool of viruses, trojans, dialers, loggers and malware. For successful eCommerce you need consumer trust. But with all the phishing scams, people are now wary about on-line sites and on-line transactions. For many, it's just not worth the hassle.

  22. Physician, Heal thyself !! on Microsoft Begins anti-virus Software Development · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But don't pass the cost to your patients ...

  23. Re:Hilf? on Meet Microsoft's Linux Lab Head Bill Hilf · · Score: 2, Funny

    aka "2 of 12".

  24. Re:Very Simple Solution on Handling Viruses in an Uncontrolled Network? · · Score: 1

    More effective, execute the culprit. After the first few dozen users, the rest take the hint and become educated. NEVER FAILS.

  25. Re:This is one of the reasons... on US Company Buys Commodore Brand For $33 Million · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obviously one of the reasons is to own the copyright on C64 games played on today's mobile phones.