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Robots Assimilate Into Cockroach Society

sufijazz writes "Scientists have gotten tiny robots to not only integrate into cockroach society but also control it. 'This experiment in bug peer pressure combined entomology, robotics and the study of ways that complex and even intelligent patterns can arise from simple behavior. Animal behavior research shows that swarms working together can prosper where individuals might fail, and robotics researchers have been experimenting with simple robots that, together, act a little like a swarm.' The BBC also has a video story on this."

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  1. Wait, so... by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    They sent robots to Hollywood?

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Wait, so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Only the ones that didn't go to the White House

  2. Let's get this out of the way. by nuclearpenguins · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new robotic insect overlords.

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  3. My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that people in academia that work on robotics are much like cockroaches.

  4. Hey!! We are *NOT* a cockroach society! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I resent that you characterize our society as "cockroach". Geez, just because the robots were able to assimilate and blend in --I mean, it really did look exactly like Cindy Margolis-- how were we supposed to know that she was a robot!

    And besides, the article says ... actually, I haven't read the article yet ... hang on, let me read this ... oh, umm ...

    Er, never mind.

  5. So does that mean by evanbd · · Score: 4, Funny

    That when the humans and the robots destroy each other in a nuclear war, it will be up to the cockroaches to continue the battle against the robot cockroaches?

  6. This... by ale_ryu · · Score: 5, Funny

    May be the only case in which the phrase "it's not a bug, it's a feature!" is not applicable... or is it?

  7. We're not interested in people. by gv250 · · Score: 5, Funny
    From TFA:

    The results also apply only to cockroaches, Dr. Halloy said. "We are not interested in people," he said.
    He programmed his robot to play with his cockroaches, and he is not interested in people. Sounds like a /. reader to me.
  8. but can't you see the tiny robots? by xPsi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Scientists have gotten tiny robots to not only integrate into cockroach society but also control it So I guess (except for the cockroach part) it's a lot like life in the United States
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  9. Re:No, not overlords by GaryOlson · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...united groups of individuals have caused masses of people to perform actions that contradict their instincts, common sense...
    Why did I think of the user interface for Microsoft Office 2003 when I read that?
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  10. Cocked Roaches and Buggery!? by davidsyes · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, will they command it to bugger the bugs they bugged? I guess it will bug the shit out of them... real buggery-like...

    Sounds kinda... insectstuous....

    Watch out for mating season. This is the REAL widow-maker. Exoskeleton-crushing sex....from a real sex-bot... I wonder how endowed this bugger is...

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  11. Re:No, not overlords by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, you can't fit lions before tigers and bears because they're social. Gah! Talk about life not imitating art.

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  12. Bender did that kind of thing too... or will do by barwasp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, the Futurama - news channel has a full coverage of a similar story.

  13. Squishing roaches by CustomDesigned · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do they still qualify as Overlords if I can squish them under my foot like their cockroach cousins? You can squish *lots* of them, but not all of their teeming millions before they eat you alive.
  14. Big headline simple bottomline by kyashan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mentioning robots evokes AI, but the key is that those carts are doused with cockroach sex hormones.
    Show me a girl with a miniskirt and over knee stockings and I'll follow her not 60% but 100% of the times.

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  15. Re:Despite the Humorous Overtoans, this is Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    They just rounded the cockroaches up, like working dogs round up sheep, just like my radio control car rounds up my dog. We just need to build a big robot to run around hearding whatever we want. If they resist, we can create robots that push and shove.... PAK CHOOIE UNF.

  16. Re:No, not overlords by Kingrames · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I am not going to go to the obligatory "robotic overlords" reference"
    Good! I'm sick of that meme.

    I, for one, welcome our new non-obligatory overlord referencing overlords. ...shit.

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  17. I Am Cockroach of Borg... by morari · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lower your exoskeletons and surrender your motels. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

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  18. Overheard underneath the stove by StreetStealth · · Score: 5, Funny

    (translated from pheromone language)

    Cockroach A: "I have this theory. About our new leader."

    Cockroach B: "This had better not be another one of your retarded colony conspiracies."

    Cockroach A: "Well... I don't think he's cockroach. In fact, I have reason to believe he's a robot. Put here by highly intelligent beings for some bizarre purpose... Maybe to lead us all to destruction. Maybe as a test. I don't know. But have you seen him? I mean, with your own compound eyes?"

    Cockroach B: "..."

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    1. Re:Overheard underneath the stove by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn! Where are my mod points when I need them?

      There, someone gave you one, I only hope it was an Offtopic mod point you required ;-)

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  19. MOD PARENT UP by LrdDimwit · · Score: 2, Funny

    All the other cockroaches are doing it.

  20. Re:Pied Piper anyone? by timeOday · · Score: 4, Funny

    the cockroaches will follow the robots 60% of the time.
    My cat will follow a ball of yarn 90% of the time.
  21. Re:Pied Piper anyone? by MrNaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdotters will make up statistics based upon wildly inaccurate supposition and blatantly false assumptions 100% of the time.

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  22. Re:Despite the Humorous Overtoans, this is Amazing by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I've had the dog's job in a milking operation."

    I was hired to spend a month or so hacking down thistles[sic] in the pasture, I was at least two promotions away from the dog's job. :)

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