Robots Assimilate Into Cockroach Society
sufijazz writes "Scientists have gotten tiny robots to not only integrate into cockroach society but also control it. 'This experiment in bug peer pressure combined entomology, robotics and the study of ways that complex and even intelligent patterns can arise from simple behavior. Animal behavior research shows that swarms working together can prosper where individuals might fail, and robotics researchers have been experimenting with simple robots that, together, act a little like a swarm.' The BBC also has a video story on this."
They sent robots to Hollywood?
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
I, for one, welcome our new robotic insect overlords.
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Is that people in academia that work on robotics are much like cockroaches.
I resent that you characterize our society as "cockroach". Geez, just because the robots were able to assimilate and blend in --I mean, it really did look exactly like Cindy Margolis-- how were we supposed to know that she was a robot!
... actually, I haven't read the article yet ... hang on, let me read this ... oh, umm ...
And besides, the article says
Er, never mind.
That when the humans and the robots destroy each other in a nuclear war, it will be up to the cockroaches to continue the battle against the robot cockroaches?
May be the only case in which the phrase "it's not a bug, it's a feature!" is not applicable... or is it?
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So, will they command it to bugger the bugs they bugged? I guess it will bug the shit out of them... real buggery-like...
Sounds kinda... insectstuous....
Watch out for mating season. This is the REAL widow-maker. Exoskeleton-crushing sex....from a real sex-bot... I wonder how endowed this bugger is...
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Damn, you can't fit lions before tigers and bears because they're social. Gah! Talk about life not imitating art.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
Yes, the Futurama - news channel has a full coverage of a similar story.
Mentioning robots evokes AI, but the key is that those carts are doused with cockroach sex hormones.
Show me a girl with a miniskirt and over knee stockings and I'll follow her not 60% but 100% of the times.
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They just rounded the cockroaches up, like working dogs round up sheep, just like my radio control car rounds up my dog. We just need to build a big robot to run around hearding whatever we want. If they resist, we can create robots that push and shove.... PAK CHOOIE UNF.
"I am not going to go to the obligatory "robotic overlords" reference"
...shit.
Good! I'm sick of that meme.
I, for one, welcome our new non-obligatory overlord referencing overlords.
If you can read this, I forgot to post anonymously.
Lower your exoskeletons and surrender your motels. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
"He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
(translated from pheromone language)
Cockroach A: "I have this theory. About our new leader."
Cockroach B: "This had better not be another one of your retarded colony conspiracies."
Cockroach A: "Well... I don't think he's cockroach. In fact, I have reason to believe he's a robot. Put here by highly intelligent beings for some bizarre purpose... Maybe to lead us all to destruction. Maybe as a test. I don't know. But have you seen him? I mean, with your own compound eyes?"
Cockroach B: "..."
Your mind is clear / The things that you fear / Will fade with how much you / Believe what you hear
All the other cockroaches are doing it.
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I hate printers.
"I've had the dog's job in a milking operation."
:)
I was hired to spend a month or so hacking down thistles[sic] in the pasture, I was at least two promotions away from the dog's job.
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.