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Christmas Shopping For Your Nephew

colenski writes "My vote for the coolest toy of the decade so far has to lie with the EyeClops Bionic Eye. As one reviewer noted, simply, "Microscopes never worked this well or looked this good when I was a kid." An ingeniously simple and brilliantly designed product, the EyeClops plugs into your TV and magnifies anything you put it on 200 times. Brain dead simple to use, EyeClops is a cheap $40 US / $60 Cdn gift that your nephew or nerdy niece would probably freak over. Here's some cool and disturbing pictures I got after about 20 minutes playing with it. Check out the money shot." I always struggled to focus through a microscope as a kid, and this looks like a great inexpensive present for a little kid since every cool chemistry kit is totally nerfed now. Any other fun ideas?

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  1. Great present. by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pity kids can no longer get chemistry sets. How many genius chemists are we going to lose due to that again? Still, at least they can see the disease they might have cured. I suppose that is something.

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    1. Re:Great present. by deniable · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was all the sub-genius chemists that got rid of chemistry sets. It's a balance between some kids learning how stuff works and a larger number learning how stuff maims and kills. Can you imagine them trying to sell an old-school chemistry set now. The thing would come wrapped in warning labels.

    2. Re:Great present. by servognome · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pity kids can no longer get chemistry sets. How many genius chemists are we going to lose due to that again?
      How many genius aerospace engineers did we lose due to banning lawn darts?
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    3. Re:Great present. by Beerden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A chemistry set likely doesn't inspire a kid to take up football as a career. Lawn darts might.

  2. The problem with microscopes... by inviolet · · Score: 5, Informative

    I always struggled to focus through a microscope as a kid, and this looks like a great inexpensive present for a little kid since every cool chemistry kit is totally nerfed now.

    The problem you had, and that my own son had last Christmas, is that cheap microscopes don't have "widefield" eyepieces.

    If you spend a little more (typically $100-$150 on Ebay) you can get a good-quality student-grade microscope with a widefield eyepiece. And nowadays, many come with 640x480 webcams, or at least webcam attachment points.

    The webcams are USB, so it's trivial to capture images and print them out for science projects. That's vastly more useful than a TV-out.

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    1. Re:The problem with microscopes... by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Bah. For my thirteenth birthday, I got money towards a microscope. Not any old microscope, mind - but one sold by a local scientific supplies outlet. (The vast, thousand-page catalogue was also great - full of proper laboratory supplies of every possible description!)

      It was made in the Soviet Union. Unpacking it from its elastic bands, crinkly yellow-brown paper and unprocessed cotton wool was a fantastic experience.

      I've still got it, too - and only realised a month or two back that its LOMO manufacturer is that LOMO - all I can say is that its optics are way better than the cameras...

      Five or six years ago, I strapped a tiny composite video camera to it with an intriguing assembly created out of Lego. I got some half-decent results, too. Having said that, I'd still love one of these modern toy efforts. Lugging around a huge box filled with cast-iron optics isn't so much fun nowadays... ;-)

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  3. Advertising by mulhollandj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since when does Slashdot do ads?

    1. Re:Advertising by rumith · · Score: 4, Informative

      You must be new here.

    2. Re:Advertising by colenski · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Jesus, why does everything have to be labeled an ad? My GF's daughter got one for her birthday, and I freaked and I wrote TFA. Now you know everything there is to know about it. It's Slashdot, remember? The site where we, i dunno, talk and stuff about nerdy things like cool toys. Are we *not* supposed to submit stories because it might contaminate the lofty standards imposed on it by the NPOV gestapo?

  4. Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another example of how Canadian customers get screwed: by charging 33% more for the same product (Our looney is at par with the greenback these days, or worth even more!)

    1. Re:Hey! by Fred_A · · Score: 3, Informative

      Another example of how Canadian customers get screwed: by charging 33% more for the same product (Our looney is at par with the greenback these days, or worth even more!) Try crossing the Pond and buying stuff in euros or in UK pounds one of these days. You'll find that despite what the markets say, 1USD = 1GBP or 1EUR (at least, if not more).

      The markup for US stuff over here can be quite astounding (but then we're all so rich we can afford to pay double the prices).
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    2. Re:Hey! by Espectr0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Try crossing the Pond and buying stuff in euros or in UK pounds one of these days. You'll find that despite what the markets say, 1USD = 1GBP or 1EUR (at least, if not more).

      You people in first world countries have it easy. In my third world country, buying ms office legally is twice the minimum wage. The nintendo wii is 1000$.

    3. Re:Hey! by fbjon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, $40 is 33% less, but $60 is 50% more. Yes, percentages annoy me too. Tools of evil manipulation, they are.

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    4. Re:Hey! by mauriceh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually a case of Canadian **resellers** getting screwed mostly.

      Most people have figured out by now that one needs to web/phone order stuff from the US so as to get a proper price.

      When a Canadian seller has the "proper" price, they will be bypassed by customers, who assume the price will be "too high"

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  5. Flash home page by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Guess I won't be seeing that anytime soon. Too bad so many home pages are a flash only portal

    These pictures don't look any better than the images I took with my old Intel digital scope, which has been gathering dust for about 5 years now.

    Probably same or similar guts.

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  6. Re:or nerdy niece??? by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah and on top of that, the coolest toy you could give a kid for Christmas is a simple computer and teach them to do a Linux build. Imagine the shock on the faces of friends and teachers when your kid tells them what he/she did over Christmas break.

    Microscopes, eh.

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  7. OLPC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The ultimate gift of this season: OLPC.

    Not only are you giving a great educational device, but you're also helping some child in the developing world. Perhaps a good time to introduce your nephew to philanthropy, too.

    1. Re:OLPC by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The ultimate gift is to give time to your kids, neices, nephews. Take them somewhere they want to go, help them do something they want to do. Yeah, the OLPC is pretty good, too.

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  8. Nothing really beats... by Seumas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nothing really beats giving your nephew a hooker for Christmas.

    1. Re:Nothing really beats... by deniable · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nothing really beats giving your nephew a hooker for Christmas.

      What would he do with a rugby player? Protection racket?

    2. Re:Nothing really beats... by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, props to you for spotting that he was working a flanker.

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  9. Currency by ArchieBunker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Odd that its $60 CDN when the currency is equal now.

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    1. Re:Currency by slim · · Score: 2, Informative

      Odd that its $60 CDN when the currency is equal now. Hint: consumer prices do not track currency fluctuations. Obviously each affects the other, but in complex ways. For one thing, the price of an item has more to do with what people are willing to pay, than how much it costs to produce, and for another, neither retailers nor customers would like it if a product changed price every week depending on the state of finance markets.

      (Of course there are exceptions, such as motor fuel, seasonal food, etc.)
  10. Re:or nerdy niece??? by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shock? What shock? Nobody will know what the hell the kid's talking about. The shock will likely be on the kid's side anyway when he finds out that none of his friends talk to him anymore and when he finds himself stuffed in his locker at the end of most of his schooldays.
    Damn nerds speaking gibberish.

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  11. Re:or nerdy niece??? by deniable · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nah, if you want to shock teachers you need to give him plutonium, preferably weapons grade. That'll shock them. So will a stun gun.

  12. The quality is ok, by philicorda · · Score: 2, Informative

    but it looks the same as my web cam when I screw the lens out really far.
    I've done this and the close up pics I get are as high magnification and in focus as the ones taken with this microscope.
    I know this as many of the pictures linked to in the article are of the same things I looked at, like coins, hair on your arm etc.

    I kinda expected more if the optics were designed specifically for a microscope.

  13. Re:Canadian Price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess companies still like to think that the US dollar is worth twice as much.

    Or maybe they've seen too many Canadians crowing on the intarweb about the loonie being on par with the dollar and say to themselves, "Screw those guys, if they want it they can pay more."

  14. Money shot. by WK2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Check out the money shot.

    It's not that kind of money shot. When I read that, it made me think of what I would have been doing if I got one of these when I was a kid. I would have looked at my butt on TV.

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  15. No, I'm New Here by New+Here · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, I'm New Here

  16. Re:Stupid American Kids by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think it is a little ignorant blaming this on the bush administration. The castration of the chemestry set has been going on a lot longer then since he has been in office and the "in 20 years" leads us to believe the problem will last long after he is gone.

    Give credit where credit is due. But don't blame everything on Clinton or Bush just because it is fun to show your ignorant hate. We need a little more of the being able to think for yourself then kneejerk blame being pushed around. That is how we got the chemestry sets we have today. Be part of the solution not the problem.

  17. nephew/niece? by mblase · · Score: 4, Funny

    EyeClops is a cheap $40 US / $60 Cdn gift that your nephew or nerdy niece would probably freak over

    I couldn't help but notice that the submitter is working under the assumption that all Slashdot readers are unable to get girls*, let alone have children of their own.

    * The idea that Slashdot readers might be feminine themselves is practically a violation of dogma.

  18. Price disparity by Beerden · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am boycotting stores like Toys-R-Us because they advertise openly that they cheat their customers. They have not adjusted their Canadian and US prices to reflect the current dollar values. How is it that a toy that sells for $40 US is also sold for $60 Canadian, when the Canadian dollar is currently worth $1.02 US? Corporate sociopathic greed, and this from a toystore!

    1. Re:Price disparity by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Modded flamebait by a touchy american who refuses to accept that his currency is in a nosedive. Heh.

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  19. Microscopes worked great for me as a kid by throatmonster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course I was a nerdy geek and spent the time to learn how to use real microscopes. I examined a lot of things (including semen) and learned a lot of things (except, of course, the social skills needed to get the semen inside, or anywhere near, a female).

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    1. Re:Microscopes worked great for me as a kid by couchslug · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I examined a lot of things (including semen) and learned a lot of things (except, of course, the social skills needed to get the semen inside, or anywhere near, a female)."

      Two words:
                            "Paintball Gun"

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  20. Re:or nerdy niece??? by mblase · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, if you want to shock teachers you need to give him plutonium, preferably weapons grade. That'll shock them.


    You gotta watch out for that, or this might happen...
  21. Re:Exactly. by SharpFang · · Score: 2, Funny

    when he's over a submachine gun? I agree.

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  22. Article summary is misleading by Burning1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    EyeClops is a cheap $40 US / $60 Cdn gift that your nephew or nerdy niece
    By Christmas, the cost will be $60 US / $40 Cdn.

    ; )


  23. 40 USD by drfrog · · Score: 2, Funny

    is actually around 35 cdn

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  24. Close-up of the Linux kernel by ciaran.mchale · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used the EyeClops Bionic Eye to get a close-up of the Linux kernel. It was amazing. I could clearly see the 235 Microsoft patents embedded in it.