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Online Nicknames Google better than Real?

An anonymous reader writes "I was recently laid off, and during several of the interviews looking for a new job as a mid level IT manager, I was asked "So, I can just Google your name and find some of your work?" The answer is "yes", but searching for my name doesn't really bring up many results compared to searching for my online nickname which I have been using for about a decade. I am very tempted just to put that nickname on my resume. Is the professional, albeit technical, world ready for this step? Where should I put it? At the top or somewhere in the body?" And the other problem- how hard will it be to get a job when your nickname is something ridiculous. Boy I wish I would have thought of that in 95 ;)

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  1. yeah by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    i tried to get a position with the mafia - and i couldn't figure out why it didn't work out. it's all clear now.

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  2. They followed my email address by Bandman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My current employer googled my email address, found my LiveJournal and read the previous two years or so of what I'd been writing.

    It actually helped them decide to choose me, since there are lots of questions you can't ask in an interview, but reading a LJ gives a more accurate representation of a person, anyway.

    1. Re:They followed my email address by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I got a nasty email from ebay when I signed up with ebay@kibbee.ca. Seems they think that simply having the word ebay in your email address makes them think you are trying to impersonate somebody who actually works at ebay. If their users are dumb enough to fall for that one, they have bigger problems than people with suspicious email addressed.

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  3. Re:Better? Depends on your view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mr. Anderson, it does not matter how often you change your persona, you are the only one we know who likes the gay midget goat pr0n.

  4. At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    your name. I happen to have the last name that is the same as the stage name of a popular porn actress, and my first and middle name happen to coincide with the first and last name of a male porn star she frequently stars with. So 90%+ of the stuff that comes up when you search for my name on google is porn......

  5. Anonymous Reader? by kfaroo · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know CmdrTaco, this reminds me of the time I had to go to the doctor to seek advice about a "friend" who got crabs.

  6. Yeah but what if... by w3c.org · · Score: 5, Funny

    your nickname is, say, quite common ?

    1. Re:Yeah but what if... by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or, uncommon, but clearly bad for landing a new job?

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    2. Re:Yeah but what if... by 3waygeek · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're obviously applying for the wrong jobs -- with your handle, you'd be a shoe-in for upper management.

  7. Google turned me down by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I interviewed with Google once, but for some reason they turned me down...

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  8. Re:just like any other alias by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Informative
    relatively standard practice?

    Absolutley not. I interview a *lot* of people and I have never seen a CV (resume) that lists any nicknames, alter-egos, aliases or anything that would point to the candidate having any kind of online presence. It woud probably count against them if they thought this was important.

    I certainly would never follow up any links to online data in a CV.

    A lot of countries have anti-discrimination laws. You would be on very sticky ground if you rejected a candidate on the grounds of information you had gleaned online (esp. if it was related to a class of discrimination). For instance if someone's online diary said "I plan to start a family in a year or two" You could not ask this type of question in an interview and if you rejected them by knowing that this was their intention you could end up being sued.

    BTW, I'm assuming UK law here.

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  9. Re:Only let them see what you want by nahdude812 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One time we had an applicant who gave us a few direct links to his stuff on his resume. Unfortunately (for him) some of his stuff had a pretty unique nickname attached to it (I seriously doubt two people would have had the same handle). Googling that handle helped us find other info on him. Including a blog entry from 3 months back talking about how he was just starting to learn a core technology which was *completely* necessary for the position we were hiring for (ColdFusion - don't shoot me, I just worked there). Problem was that his resume listed 6 years of experience with it, which his blog totally disagreed with.

    Digging deeper it turned out that some of what he had listed as example applications that he claimed he wrote were just someone else's pre-canned scripts which he made some tweaks to before putting online. We didn't hire him, but it didn't stop him from applying with us several more times. I wanted to interview the guy and ask him why his blog and his resume disagreed, but I guess my boss just figured it was a waste of time toying with someone who lied to us out of the gate. Thing is we didn't need someone with 6 years of experience, we actually would have preferred someone with 3 months of CF experience since we were trying to hire someone to get the many day-to-day small scale maintenance work (static web content updates and the like) off the shoulders of the core application developers.

  10. Early usenet is a killer by weave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Back in the early 90s usenet was "safe" because everyone knew that it got expired after a week or two. We all used our real names and email addresses too. Then someone found some old backup tapes 10 years later and handed them over to Google.

    A friend of mine was quite a good troll back then, but now it haunts him due to his unique name. He's written Google and gotten them to delete his posts, but they won't delete other people's posts that quote him, so he's a bit screwed. I advised him to start posting lots of technical stuff to hopefully flood out the bad crap, and then write off the rest as youthful indiscretion.

    Another friend who is now in his 40s got busted and convicted for dealing drugs when he was a teenager and spent a few years in jail. He's absolutely reformed now and eventually got a pardon from the governor of the state he was convicted in. He has no trouble getting a tech job these days -- except for banks. He doesn't even bother applying there.

    Also, doing drugs won't stop you from being President these days, saying the wrong thing 20 years ago will.

    Moral of the story, do drugs, don't talk shit on the net.

    (Gawd, this tongue-in-cheek post is going to come back to haunt me someday I bet...)

    1. Re:Early usenet is a killer by Chapter80 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Also, doing drugs won't stop you from being President these days, saying the wrong thing 20 years ago will.
      Yeah, and funny thing, Slashdot-savvy college kids are willingly handing over their college term papers to services that archive them FOREVER, and without protest. You guys should be expressing outrage at this, like those high school kids in McLean Virginia who go to trial in January!
  11. Worked great for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Because of my internet picture, I now have a six figure job at a medical school. I work in the proctology department as live model for the students.

    Sincerely,

    The Goatse guy

  12. Re:Glad I thought ahead. by TobyRush · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've got a reasonably unique name, and I decided a while back that using it as my online name is a good way to keep myself honest and avoiding the temptation to do something stupid.

    I say "reasonably unique," of course... there is actually another person I know of with my same first and last name; he's the CEO of an RFID company in Kansas. I've always thought of contacting him, but I was actually born in Kansas (moved away when I was 3) and there's that tiny fear of finding out that he's me.

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  13. Damn English by Poromenos1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    How do you parse the title, when almost each word could either be a verb or a noun? :( And if "Google" is a verb there, why is it capitalized? The answers to these questions still elude me, after minutes of staring at it.

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  14. ClaimID by SocializedSoftware · · Score: 4, Informative

    I use ClaimID to verify what belongs to me online. It's free and let's you add those things online that you authored and also note which items don't belong to you. You can then give your ClaimID URL and annotate your claimed URLs to create an online resume that presents yourself in a more polished way to a potential employer.

  15. Sue your parents by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 4, Funny

    What the hell were your parents thinking naming you Rock Hardon Beaver?!

    Especially when their last name is Goldstein...

  16. Re:Only let them see what you want by fredklein · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thing is we didn't need someone with 6 years of experience,

    Then's what was the problem? You lied about what experience you needed , he lied about what experience he had.

  17. Searching names on google & similar sites by djh101010 · · Score: 4, Informative

    But on a more serious note, wouldn't it be great if one of the search engines finally did the firstname, lastname thing correctly? It can't be that difficult to figure that one out in a way that it is correct most of the time. You mean, like searching for "Firstname Lastname" (with the quotes)? Works for me... There's nothing magic about that phrase being a name, it's just two words that you want to look for in a specific order but together. Works just like "SCSI bus adapter" or anything else. Just tested with my dad's name, someone with limited web presence. Just with Firstname Lastname, 295,000 hits. With quotes, 90, most of them him, mostly webpages and newsletters from groups he belongs to. So it seems to work pretty well that way. Very useful in genealogy searches, by the way.
  18. Make your own portfolio by Patik · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Collect your online work into your own portfolio and put that online (with the URL on your resume). That way many employers will see your work without all the crap that might show up in a Google search. If they want to Google you anyway then they will and you can't control that, but putting your best work forward might satisfy their curiosity or at least draw a line between what you're serious about and what you've put on the web as part of your personal life. If you give your employer enough information to get a good picture of you, they likely won't look much further. And a portfolio gives you control over what they'll see.

  19. Re:Survey says... NOWHERE! by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure, that's a good idea, but your online nickname doesn't need to be on a resume. The emphasis should be on the projects you created or contributed to, not some virtual persona. You should explain in person, the online or FOSS projects that relate to the position applied for, and earn their trust. The whole notion of googling a nickname being more validating than telling someone the work you've done and demonstrating your knowledge is ridiculous. It comes down to trust (both ways). Besides, if you _really_ cared about getting recognition from the professional, err.. real world for your online projects, use your real name or at least a semi-professional looking email address!

    Here it is in a nutshell, if your potential employer is relying on a google search to make a decision, YOU FUCKED UP YOUR INTERVIEW.

  20. Re: MultiLayered Personas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone, quick, mod him down, in order to fuck with his "net credibility"!