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All US Border Crossings Now Require A 'Terrorist Risk Profile'

conlaw writes with a somewhat intimidating Washington Post article. "The federal government disclosed details yesterday of a border-security program to screen all people who enter and leave the United States, create a terrorism risk profile of each individual and retain that information for up to 40 years ... The risk assessment is created by analysts at the National Targeting Center, a high-tech facility opened in November 2001 and now run by Customs and Border Protection. In a round-the-clock operation, targeters match names against terrorist watch lists and a host of other data to determine whether a person's background or behavior indicates a terrorist threat, a risk to border security or the potential for illegal activity. They also assess cargo."

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  1. Great... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

    They also assess cargo.

    Great, I can see it now:

    Agent: It says here you have a truck full of... "baklava"?

    Trucker: That's right.

    Agent: Hold on, let me just run it through the ole' computer here...

    (interminable wait)

    Agent (to the crate of deserts): OK Mr. Bahklever, lay on the ground or we'll shoot!

    Trucker: Dude... you're yelling at a pastry...

    Agent: ON THE GROUND!!!

    Trucker: I don't think it can hear you, man.

    Agent: (incinerates truck)

  2. Ok; but where's my luggage? by topham · · Score: 5, Funny


    Ok, if they track so much information could they inform the airline what happened to my luggage? I was flying from Winnipeg, Canada to Chicago, Il; and on to Norfolk.

    Somewhere in here United lost my luggage. They don't have a clue what they did with it.

  3. Look on the bright side! by zaydana · · Score: 4, Funny

    The US won't be able to keep the data for 40 years, it won't exist by then!

  4. Soviet Vespucciland by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can you say it?
    I know you can!

    We make the DDR look like Sweden!

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    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:Soviet Vespucciland by Durinthal · · Score: 4, Funny

      What does a popular rhythm-based video game have to do with a Scandinavian country?

  5. Re:So by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is there really a danger of a Mexican terrorist?

    Pancho VIlla may be dead, but his cause lives on!

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  6. Re:plenty of people come in that way, too by Brickwall · · Score: 4, Funny
    True. I tend to use dirt clods myself since rocks can damage the house the nest is attached to.

    I have to ask: are those insensitive clods?

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    What was once true, is no longer so