Chimps Outscore College Students on Memory Test
AP's Malcolm Ritter reports that young chimpanzees were better at remembering a series of numbers flashed on a screen, than the Japanese college students used as a control group. Scientists plan to repeat the experiment using 5th graders against the great apes.
When they can write sonnets, say, "Ode de las lunes de los champas solar de fuego y boletos con vx gas to la humans" and produce p0rn, say, "Monkey Fist Power" or "True Grits", then we've got a LOT to worry about...
Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"