Group Hopes to Rename Street After Douglas Adams
interstellar_donkey writes "Despite the recent brouhaha over the renaming of 4th Ave after César Chávez, a Portland group is pushing to rename a local street after the late writer Douglas Adams. The street? Why, 42nd Ave, of course. According to their website, the renaming will reflect Portlanders' commitment to the arts, respect for the environment, desire to provide technological access to all, their passion to further education to all people, and most importantly remind Portlanders DON'T PANIC. This appears to be a serious movement, with preliminary paperwork already in the works."
Call the intersection at 6th and 9th 42.
All streets will be named Douglas Adams. Only the hoopiest of froods will manage to find their way.
...another group has started preliminary paperwork to have 23rd renamed "Illuminatus", and a Prostitute Action Group are to rename 68th "We'll Owe You One".
Operation Guillotine is in effect.
No doubt being in America they're going to try and call it Doglas Adams or some other such vowel-mangling.
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Or rename ALL the streets to "DON'T PANIC". I think that might be more like him. xD
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One of the many changes involved in the paperwork is actually that a residential area will be bulldozed to make way for a highway overpass to the new Douglas Adams Avenue.
Good thing it's not at the beginning, otherwise it wouldn't have shown up.
Only until the dupe shows up.
Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?