Slashdot Mirror

← Back to Stories (view on slashdot.org)

Team Fortress 2 Stats Confirm Every Suspicion

Posted by Zonk on from the bloody-snipers dept.

Valve has released another round of stats, this one concerning all that Team Fortress 2 playing we've been doing. They have things broken out along a couple of different metrics, including lifespan, kills, assists, captures, and even just damage dealt. As Rock, Paper, Shotgun's commentary notes, the stats confirm every suspicion you've had about your fellow players. "Yes, there are more rushy-bastard Scouts than any other class. Yes, campy-bastard Snipers earn the most points. Yes, hitpointy-bastard Heavies get the most kills. Yes, hidey-bastard Engineers live longest. And so on. What's slightly odder is the breakdown of which side wins most frequently on each map. BLU has the edge in every killing field except Dustbowl and Gravelpit. Why? How? I thought we were all the same! Damn you for not being neater, demographics." We previously discussed Valve's stats release on Half-Life 2: Episode 2 .

1 of 110 comments (clear)

  1. Re:Oldbie looking to get back into the game... by heinousjay · · Score: 0, Troll

    I was going to pay attention to your opinion, and then I hit the word "nooblets" and realized you're a retard.

    --
    Slashdot - where whining about luck is the new way to make the world you want.