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Ubuntu Gutsy Gibbon vs. Mac OS X Leopard
walterbyrd writes "Linux magazine has up a decent article comparing Gutsy Gibbon to Leopard. 'The stereotype for each OS is well known: Mac OS X is elegant, easy-to-use, and intuitive, while Ubuntu is stable, secure, and getting better all the time. Both have come a long way in a short time, and both make excellent desktops. So we have two great desktop operating systems out at roughly the same time. Let's see how they stack up against each other.'"
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I
had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American
football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths.
I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he
washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and
married - and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with
him.
As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated,
hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still
warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the
shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left
behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It
apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat,
stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd
- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.
I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and
wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd
always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little
clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass
and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of
devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done
it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound
turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy
and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's
handsomest young stud.
Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both
hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled
like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the
consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit
without the benefit of a digestive tract?
I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it
smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.
I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into
my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock,
beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and
bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet
flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had
chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed
I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I
soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd
passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily,
sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My
only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down
with his piss.
I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the
cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more
delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with
the rich bitterness of shit.
Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But
then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There
was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished
them out, rolled them into my handkerchief, and stashed them in my
briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the
shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever
unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an
unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom.
I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using
them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my
mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit
trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six
orgasms in the process.
I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out
of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could,
and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.
is for even bigger faggots
failure
it's a certified piece of shit
I'll take OS X any day of the week, thank you very much
If uptime, stability, and robust applications are important to you, so will you!
Please kill yourself, you slobbering fucking faggot.
Personally, I would like to use Linux, but find myself unable to. I am *very* good looking, so much so that random girls ask for my phone number on the train into work with disturbing frequency (I'm not joking). I have had many girlfriends, many flings, have a large circle of friends, my social skills are at least adequate...so I would feel uncomfortable using Linux.
Despite being very straight, I don't find the fact that many Mac users are gay to be a problem; using an operating system that is used by people in a similar position in the social pecking order is much more important to me then their sexuality. More important than functionality? Hell no, but they are so close that its the little things that matter.
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Mac's are for elitist snobs and peeps with too much moola.
I not only don't like Mr. Jobs, I also don't care for his neighbors.
Trust me, I write exploits for unix on my daily job. Ubuntu is the most easy target. Stack executable by default? come on... Fedora core and OpenBSD are very tought bitches in comparision.
Too bad ubundu (however you spell that) is a Linux-wannabe distribution and not even worth being compared to other operational systems. I don't see any point in this comparison, I think noobs should just leave the smart people of the Linux community alone and buy a paid easy-to-use OS because freedom is for those who can handle it. People just need to accept that Linux is a system made for hackers, not a system made for noobs.
"I decided I could write something better than everything out there in two weeks. And I was right." - Linus Torvalds
Perhaps you should stop being a retard and using a real operational system.
Objective and logical people certainly don't care about ubuntu's eye-candy and even less mac os x eye-candy.
A computer is supposed to be a logical tool, not something pleasant to your eyes. The interface just has to be good enough that you can do things quickly and efficient and any sane people knows KDE does this pretty well whilst Gnome sucks.
who cares about ubuntu? I'm not a huge fan of my osx after my macbook issue(s) but ubuntu is JUST ANOTHER DEBIAN DISTRO. Stop praising it as a reliable, secure and easy desktop linux solution. It's not idiot proofing linux it's just removing your choices in configuration, installation. I hate to see what the forums look like now that every tom, dick and harry thinks they can install it without using their heads and/or knowing anything about command line, etc.. its simply bastard--izing linux, and frankly should not be the way linux should go in the future. If people want idiot proof os stick with windows and leave linux to the "geeks".
Because as we all know, free is ALWAYS better.
The pursuit of absolute tolerance leads to the most rigorous and ludicrous intolerance. - REX MURPHY
The other one is gay.
And his boyfriend also uses a Mac.
...And they both have iPhones.
Those two also seem to think that setting a laptop on a desk means that it's a desktop, but I don't think that has anything to do with their sexual orientation.
Besides, it beats getting fucked by Windows every day. You see though, that's what I like about Windows. I know when Windows is fucking me. The only time I know I got fucked by my Mac was when I compared the machine to the check I wrote to buy it.
Boot Windows, Linux, and ESX over the network for free.