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Burying a Mainframe In Style

coondoggie writes "Some users have gone to great lengths to dispose of their mainframes but few have gone this far. On November 21, 2007, the University of Manitoba said goodbye to its beloved mainframe computer by holding a New Orleans-style jazz funeral for its 47-year-old IBM 650, Betelgeuse. In case you were wondering what an IBM 650's specifications were, according to this Columbia University site, the 650's CPU was 5ft by 3ft by 6ft and weighed 1,966 lbs, and rented for $3200 per month. The power unit was 5x3x6 and weighed 2,972 pounds. The card reader/punch weighed 1,295 pounds and rented for $550/month. The memory was a rotating magnetic drum with 2000-word capacity (10 digits and sign) and random access time of 2.496 ms. For an additional $1,500/month you could add magnetic core memory of 60 words with access time of .096ms. Big Blue sold some 2,000 of the mainframes, making it one of the first successfully mass-produced computers."

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  1. Why recycle it? by odsock · · Score: 5, Funny

    It deserved a burial at C!

    1. Re:Why recycle it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't worry, it made it to the perl-y gates ;)

    2. Re:Why recycle it? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
      "It deserved a burial at C!"

      Not to worry, just say it's name three times, and it will come back to life!!

      "Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse"

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    3. Re:Why recycle it? by grub · · Score: 2, Funny

      Burying a Mainframe In Style
      I'm so disappointed. I thought this was going to be about makeovers...


      Sounds like you may be in the market for a Mac.

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  2. Off the roof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    taking it up the freight elevator, and pushing it off the roof ala bofh is more fun.

  3. and in its place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    > It leaves behind some 25 servers that are now needed
    > to run these systems

    25 servers that will have to be taken offline for patches,
    hardware upgrades, error analysis, disk failures, subnet
    changes...

    25 servers that will require a dozen admin staff and ongoing
    per-instance support contracts with hardware and software
    vendors.

    25 servers pulling a magnitude more power, requiring heavy-
    duty cooling and a bank of UPS.

    25 servers that will be decommissioned in three years at
    ``end of life''.

    This is progress.

    1. Re:and in its place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      what the hell is a "retart"?

    2. Re:and in its place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      A second helping of desert.

    3. Re:and in its place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Presumably it's a tart all over again.

  4. Sad news. by Funkcikle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shame they'll still be paying IBM for it for the next three years.

  5. Oh by Sterling+Christensen · · Score: 3, Funny

    And here I was picturing the way they decommissioned that printer in Office Space after reading the article title.

  6. Re:CPU by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Surely 25 Msec is over 17 hours, and corresponds to 40uHz.

  7. Just wondering.... by edwardpickman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was the handcrank extra or did they come standard?

    1. Re:Just wondering.... by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

      Kid, this was a mainframe, not an abacus. It didn't have a handcrank, it had a boiler.

      It's probably still accurate to say it was operated by cranks though.

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  8. Re:MUH! by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Funny

    Been skipping your medication again? :)

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  9. Metric System by filbranden · · Score: 5, Funny

    Manitoba is in Canada. As in the rest of the civilized world, we use the metric system over here.

    the 650's CPU was 1.52m by 91cm by 1.83m and weighed 892kg, and rented for $3200 per month. The power unit was 1.52x0.91x1.83m and weighed 1348kg. The card reader/punch weighed 587kg and rented for $550/month.

    Sorry about the rant, but I'm fed up about these brain dead measurement units used by only a minority of only three unimportant countries around the world. Time to wake up.

    The prices should be in Canadian Dollars as well, then it's a little cheaper than what TFA says. :-)

  10. Re:That would be the low-budget 'mainframe'? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not in my world. Your world is shrinking.
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  11. Re: Said one to the other by complete+loony · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd rather desert.

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  12. Noooooooo! by PlatyPaul · · Score: 3, Funny
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  13. personal hw burial anecdote by psbrogna · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the mid 90's I picked up an old Vax 725 at auction for pocket change because it was filled to the gills with serial ports and was a cheap way to get a bunch of modem's on a T-1 (at the time we were experimenting with a local ISP business). When I moved out of the house, I left the Vax in the basement 'cause it was so heavy and no longer of any use to me. The house was torn down as soon as I moved out. Over the time I lived in the house I had annual lobster bakes; stoned filled pit in the ground, etc. Each year the pit was dug somewhere else in my yard, used and then covered over after the consumed lobster carcasses were tossed in. I can't help but wonder what some archeologist, 10,000 years from now, will think should they uncover the mass burial of probably close to 1,000 lobsters (20 yrs, ~50 /yr) on a 1/4 acre plot, 100 miles inland from the ocean, all arranged around a mishmash of old hardware, including the Vax. If I did not know the details I would find it very puzzling. Did the lobster operate a small NOC? Was it some sort of pilgrimage for them? Was ritual crustacean sacrifice common in the early stages of the internet?

  14. Hey! Show a little sensitivity, Slashdot. by Betelgeuse · · Score: 2, Funny

    How would you feel about your weight being published online?

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  15. Re:Surprised no one posted this already by Betelgeuse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damnit! Why can't people leave me alone?!

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  16. Re:Kudos by natoochtoniket · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many times have we seen something like this? ... The Amdahl Millennium runs a 5890 emulator. The 5890 machine runs a 3090 emulator. The 3090 runs an Amdahl V7 emulator, which simulates an IBM system-390. That 390 runs a system-360 emulation kernel. The 360 runs a 1401 emulator. And, the 1401 runs the 650 emulator. The original grade-report and transcript program, which was written in 650 machine code, was running on that 650 emulator because the only copy of the source deck was destroyed by mice in 1963. The upgrade was made possible after a student working in the registrars office last semester rewrote the whole system to run on a laptop. Next year they will hire another student to secure that laptop. ;-)