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Your Worst IT Workshop?
suntory writes "I am a lecturer at a Spanish university. This week had to attend a workshop on 'Advanced HTML and CSS' for the university staff. Some of the ideas that the presenter (a fellow lecturer) shared with us: IE is the only browser that follows standards; frames and tables are the best way to organize your website; you can view the source for most CSS, Javascript and HTML files, so you can freely copy and paste what you feel like — the Internet is free you know; same applies for images, if you can see them in Google Images Search, then you can use them for your projects. Of course, the workshop turned out to be a complete disaster and a waste of time. So I was wondering what other similar experiences you have had, and what was your worst IT workshop?"
This story is about as useful as that course sounds!
So what qualifies you to talk about stuff you know fuck-all about? I never heard of a janitor or a whore giving lectures on quantum mechanics. Why does anyone tolerate this stupidity?
another article where people can't keep on topic but instead proclaim how much smarter they are than others.
and that's not to say it isn't true but can we please stop the self-back-patting and keep on topic?
it's getting old hearing how smart most slashdotters think they are.
Define Dynamic. Define Static.
If by Dynamic you mean FLASH based content, then CMS is indeed Dynamic via embedded flash. If by dynamic, you mean Java(or JS) then CMS can be dynamic with this embedded. If you mean content that is automatically updated/refreshed then CMS is indeed Dynamic with RSS feeds and other means.
The problem you have, is you're probably a snob thinking what they know is the best and only choice for "Dynamic" content, in your own limted way. To me Dynamic means changes. Static means unchanging. CMS is most definitely dynamic, by almost every measure. Perhaps it isn't as Dynamic as you'd like or according to your standards, but that doesn't make you right. Perhaps you're unfamiliar with CMS systems and their abilities, in which case you're not a snob but just plain ignorant.
I think I just fed a troll. I feel so dirty.
Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
Since I got it, I got married, changed jobs twice, had two kids and opps, voted for Bush twice. This time I'm voting for Thompson, if he makes it that far.
Don't you think that you, and everybody in the world would be better served if you just didn't vote at all since you've proved absolutely that you're far too fucking stupid to do it without betraying your country and everyone around you?
Maybe you should even consider suicide? It's the only honorable choice left for you.
Your kids would be much better off without such an idiotic monster around working to destroy their future, you know.
I did not even realize I had a 4 digit number nor, that it signified anything until I read your post. So, here I am.
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