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Circuit City Rewards Execs As Stock Tanks
jamie tipped us to Dean Baker's Beat the Press blog, where Baker comments on a followup to Circuit City's firing of all its highest-paid salespeople last March (Slashdot discussion here). Circuit City's stock has cratered in the meanwhile, and their response has been to offer $1 million retention bonuses to executive VPs. Baker points out that each one of these bonuses represents 35 years' salary for one of the fired salespeople.
Lay off all the people that were actually making money for the company, and pay big bucks to keep the people who brought the company to the point where it had to lay people off.
Brilliant!
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
Retention bonuses are common in situations involving sick companies.
The idea behind them is that without the institutional knowledge that these people have, the company would die even quicker. Few people, including upper management want to stick around on a sinking ship, so in order to keep potentially valuable people from moving to a healthier company, they offer retention bonuses.
Obviously the hard part is sorting the wheat from chaff and only giving the bonuses to the useful people, at least the marginally useful. Seems to be that they just hand them out to everyone in upper management "just to be safe" which in the end may not be all that safe...
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Why the frak would you want to keep, and reward, the people that butt fucked the company into the ground in the first place?
1) You reward success.
2) You punish failure.
3) Profit.
Now you owe me $1M Euros in management consulting fees.
many of these Executives never do anything to justify the increases.
Actually, they do quite a bit in the short term to "justify" the increases, but to the detriment of the rest of us.
A year ago, I read a speech by Sir Edmund Hillary explaining how horrified he was that climbers of Mount Everest violated the ethical code of climbers, ignoring a man in trouble on their climb upward and letting him die without help. These summit-seekers were intent on reaching their own self-gratifying goal. They spent their tens of thousands on the "trip of a lifetime" and weren't about to let someone else's misfortune spoil it. Instead of setting aside their summit-reaching goal to rescue someone in trouble, they choose to let him die while they kept on seeking great returns.
As a professional operational risk manager, I see the same behavior in countless execs. It's called leptokurtic risk (or kurtosis) - the condition of seeking artificial enhancement of returns at the center of a distribution while also taking on excessive outlier risk in the tails (called "fat tails"). These executives take on excessive risk for all of us as they seek their own personally-rewarding summits. The company I work for has struggled through significant catastrophic risk due to the neglect of systems maintenance by previous executives. Instead of spending money refreshing hardware, maintaining trained staffing and continuing license agreements with vendors, they threw it all overboard so they could puff up quarterly numbers and reward themselves for their "achievements." They left before the disasters began to occur, millions richer. They cashed out with hundreds of millions while shareholders and employees were left holding the bag. Their summit-seeking behavior let them seek greatness and riches while screwing the rest of us.
A simple example of this would be a airline pilot who is rewarded for getting to his destination faster. Once he realizes all the safety equipment (mid-air collision avoidance, oxygen systems for depressurization, fire retardants and other items taking up weight) can be discarded letting him fly faster, he tosses it all overboard and takes on excessive risk for all the passengers. He flies this way until he's realized the plane's certain to crash, and jumps out with a golden parachute, letting the gutted aircraft collide directly into the side of a mountain, taking the lives of everyone on board. Increasingly, this is a common practice for public company and private equity executives.
As Circuit City witnessed, there is a direct correlation between this behavior in executives and the failure of the company they harvested. The only thing I can recommend for those who find their behavior disgusting is to flee any and all companies that you observe rewarding executives for summit seeking. If they're taking on excessive risk (usually by ignoring it and dismantling all the safeguards so they have even greater funds to line their pockets with), abandon these companies. Let them collapse while the parasites are within, taking them down with them. Until capital markets become savvy to this parasite racket, we're all at risk. Watch for this summit-seeking behavior in the companies you work for and invest in.
In the service industry, a competent employee is a gem, a thing of wonder and beauty to be treasured. Although they certainly are as cheap as the shitty ones, they are extraordinarily difficult to hire because they're so rare. Companies that are well-run identify those competent employees and hang on to them, work aggressively to retain them, because they make a HUGE difference in the bottom line. Failing companies routinely purge the competent employees, because they're often somewhat better paid or get more benefits -- because someone had the good goddam sense to try and retain them.
When I say competent, I'm not referring to some kind of genius wunderemployees here. I'm just talking about people who can be trained to do the job properly, who don't leave the customer/client with a bad taste in their mouth. They truly are rare.