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Airport Profilers Learn to Read Facial Expressions

Posted by samzenpus on from the you-look-guilty dept.

nldavepc writes "There has been a rather scary development in airport security. Airport profilers are watching people's facial expressions for clues of terrorist intent. According to the article,"Travelers at Sea-Tac and dozens of other major airports across America are being scrutinized by teams of TSA behavior-detection officers specially trained to discern the subtlest suspicious behaviors.""

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  1. Note to terrorist self by Jawnn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Play more poker.

  2. New Buzz-Phrase For 2008 by blcamp · · Score: 4, Funny


    "Don't FACE me, bro!"

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  3. Yeah, Right by Ed+Almos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone seeing my facial expression as I pass through a US airport will immediately see someone pissed off at the delay, disruption and unbelieveable hassle involved with TSA controlled air travel.

    Ed Almos

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    The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus, 56-120 A.D.
  4. Re:Could you speak up? by TheDrewbert · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apparently your "sarcasm detection officers" are on strike.

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  5. Easy by tgd · · Score: 5, Funny

    I pick the line with the female screener and just stare at her tits the whole time.

    1. Re:Easy by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Funny

      I pick the line with the female screener and just stare at her tits the whole time.

      This is the TSA. Those tits aren't very good. Even the TSA men have better tits.

  6. Note to self by e-scetic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Get botoxed before travelling.