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Microsoft Patents Frustration-Detection System
I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "Microsoft has patented a frustration-detection help system that would monitor your computer use and biometrics to figure out when you were frustrated. It could then offer to pair you up with someone else doing exactly the same thing who might be able to help you out. Interestingly, they don't appear to use speech recognition to detect abnormal levels of swear words, but that could be due to their past difficulties with speech recognition. 'Physical responses aren't the only things that could trigger this event--taking an abnormally long time to complete a task would do so also--but the biometric aspect is certainly the most unusual. Is this patent a harbinger of a dystopian future where computer users' biorhythms will be monitored to increase efficiency? Unlikely. The idea, which was birthed at Microsoft Research, is simply a more advanced version of user focus group testing that Microsoft (and most other software companies) have been doing for years now.'"
An accelerometer to detect when you are about to toss the thing out the nearest window (pun intended)
Or a keystroker logger that is programed to respond back to Redmond if it detects you typing
"You #$%&&# fargin' $#@@$$%%, lousy *&^%**(....."
Personally...I would prefer it just be programmed to hand me another beer.
*clip appears*
You seem to be frustrated, do you want me to help?