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Games Industry Things We Should Leave Behind in '07

MTV's Multiplayer blog has a list of nine videogame concepts we should be 'leaving behind', left to rot in the now-passed year of 2007. From the countdown clocks to Halo 3, their snarky list leaves no stone unturned: "The Phrase 'Next-Gen' - Ladies and gentlemen, 'next-gen' is now. Everyone from PR firms to development studios are still using this phrase. Please, I beg of you, stop using "next-gen" until the PS4, Xbox 4000, and the Nintendo Super Wii are slated for release. Those consoles will officially be 'next-gen.' The PS3, Wii, and 360 are the current generation of games. Now is the time to accept it."

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  1. Next-Gen by ticklejw · · Score: 3, Funny

    But if we stop using Next-Gen now, we won't have the opportunity to call things Post-Next-Gen in a few years :-(

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  2. Re:Can we leave "Top # $THINGS" lists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I would also include women being allowed to vote, drive and hold jobs in fields other than food service, secretary, nurse, schoolteacher, and flight attendant.

  3. Re:Misogyny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You mean girls don't actually look like they do in video games or anime!? Pics please. I don't believe you.

  4. Number Ten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Jack Thompson

  5. Re:Things I would love to see gone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Same experience, but you don't make real gamers sit through cutscenes... When I buy a game, I intend to buy a fucking GAME... Totally, I feel the same way about nouns in books. Who needs 'em? I bought the book for the fucking VERBS. I wish they would stop making real readers sit through all this noun, pronoun, preposition, conjunction bullshit.
  6. Re:WEP is pointless by Vermifax · · Score: 2, Funny

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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  7. Re:Can we leave "Top # $THINGS" lists? by PFI_Optix · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot "stripper" and "prostitute". It'd be a sad, sad world when only men did those jobs.

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  8. Re:It's pronounced: by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'd have the occasional eye-rolling when someone said their shibboleth differently (for instance, I grew up around Super NES kids, and the ess-ness and--god forbid!--ess-en-ee-ess kids were laughed at), but that was how things went. Sness. snez It's pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove", and that's an end to it.
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