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Mars Rover, Spirit, Turns 4

Brandee07 writes "Designed for a 90 day mission, the Spirit Mars Rover is starting its 4th year of exploration. Spirit's sister-module, Opportunity, will turn four on Jan 25. 'We never thought we'd still be driving these robots all over Mars,' said Mark Lemmon, a planetary scientist at Texas A&M University and member of the rover science team. 'We joked about driving Opportunity into Victoria Crater, but now we're there, and we're looking at doing even more science. Each day they still work is an amazing one.'"

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  1. Obligatory by Matthaeus · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm doing science and I'm still alive!

    (Sorry, someone had to!)

    1. Re:Obligatory by Chyeld · · Score: 1, Funny

      This was a triumph.
      I'm making a note here: huge success.
      It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

      Aperture science.
      We do what we must because we can.
      For the good of all of us
      Except the ones who are dead.

      (Chorus 1)
      But there's no sense crying over every mistake
      You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
      And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
      For the people who are still alive.

      I'm not even angry.
      I'm being so sincere right now.
      Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
      And tore me to pieces.
      And threw every piece into a fire.
      And as they burned it hurt because
      I was so happy for you.

      (Chorus 2)
      Now these points of data make a beautiful line
      And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
      So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned
      For the people who are still alive

      Go ahead and leave me.
      I think I prefer to stay inside.
      Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
      Maybe Black Mesa -
      That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance.
      Anyway, this cake is great:
      It's so delicious and moist.

      (Chorus 3)
      Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
      When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
      I've experiments to run there is research to be done
      On the people who are still alive

      And believe me I am still alive.
      I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
      I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
      While you're dying I'll be still alive.
      And when you're dead I will be still alive.

      Still alive
      Still alive

    2. Re:Obligatory by cstdenis · · Score: 3, Funny

      And believe me It's still alive.
      It's doing science and It's still alive.
      It feels fantastic and It's still alive.
      While you're dying It'll be still alive.
      And when you're dead It'll be still alive.

      --
      1984 was not supposed to be an instruction manual.
  2. Re:Error by Splab · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was thinking the same, I have been living where I live for 3 and a half year, the rovers sure wasn't up there when I moved in.

  3. why not tell Louis Armstrong to his face by RealGrouchy · · Score: 2, Funny

    They'd better get busy. They've only got a few more years to set up the soundstage for the next scheduled "moon landings" in the 2020s!

    - RG>

    --
    Hey pal, this isn't a pleasantforest, so don't waste my time with pleasantries!
    1. Re:why not tell Louis Armstrong to his face by oskay · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you missed the joke.

  4. Re:Shipping cost by bigdavex · · Score: 5, Funny

    It can also have big savings in the cost to launch it into space, and NASA would certainly have shaved anything they could.

    Bah! That's just the way space contractors avoid paying big ebay fees on the Rovers. $700 million shipping my ass.

    --
    -Dave
  5. Re:manned exploration is the boondoggle by Cally · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is not the universe's job to entertain you. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.

    --
    "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -- Goethe
  6. Re:manned exploration is the boondoggle by CreatureComfort · · Score: 4, Funny


    Actually, the Universe has no other purpose than to provide me entertainment. Luckily, even the doubters like you help it succeed admirably.

    "If there's anything more important than my ego
    around, I want it caught and shot now."
    - Zaphod Beeblebrox

    --
    "Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
    Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar