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Toshiba Execs Declare HD DVD Not Dead Yet

Lucas123 writes "HD DVD proponent Toshiba remains defiant that its format will not succumb to the mounting tsunami of support for Blu-ray Discs. Akio Ozaka, head of Toshiba America Consumer Products, said at CES today that he was surprised by Warner's decision." It should also be noted that the HD DVD group has cancelled many of their meetings at CES.

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  1. It's only MOSTLY dead. by JustShootMe · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...In-con-CEIV-able.

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    1. Re:It's only MOSTLY dead. by Divebus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not dead yet: Toshiba execs standing there with stopwatches saying "Wait for it... wait for it..."

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    2. Re:It's only MOSTLY dead. by blzabub · · Score: 4, Funny

      Okay, since you are the guy who did this, maybe you could buy a Blu-ray player now and kill that format as well. While I've got you here, maybe you could grab a copy of Windows Vista or did you buy that already?

  2. It ain't over till the fat lady sings... by flyingfsck · · Score: 5, Funny

    So watch out when they release classical operas on HD DVD.

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  3. Endless recreations of the Dead Parrot Sketch by stox · · Score: 3, Funny

    to follow.

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    1. Re:Endless recreations of the Dead Parrot Sketch by Spudtrooper · · Score: 5, Funny

      Alternatively:

      Toshiba declares that HD-DVD feels happy, would like to go for a walk.

  4. Re:porn is blue ray is it not? by JustShootMe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Red light, blue ray.

    Just don't use a blacklight, you'll never know what you'll find.

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  5. Re:Toshiba Fell Victim To The Xbox Demographic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Aren't I allowed to hate *both* MS and Sony?

  6. The topic by eebra82 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Toshiba Execs Delay the Death of HD DVD Fixed that for you.
  7. Black Knight, anyone? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just a flesh wound!

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  8. Re:porn is blue ray is it not? by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 4, Funny

    Optical disk porn is irrelevant, most self respecting geeks masturbate to online porn. If you're watching set-top pornyou're either training for the masturbation olympics, or are too broke to own a computer (and likely too broke to own an HDTV).

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I must address a popup window about squirting teens.

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  9. DRM's holy grail by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Funny
    "I'm not dead!"


    "What?"

    ""Nothing -- here's your nine pence."

    "I'm not dead!"

    "Here -- he says he's not dead!"

    "Yes, he is."

    "I'm not!"

    "He isn't."

    "Well, he will be soon, he's very ill."

    "I'm getting better!"

    "No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment."

    "h, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations."

    "I don't want to go in the cart!"

    "Oh, don't be such a baby."

    "I can't take him..."

    "I feel fine!"

    "Oh, do us a favor..."

    "I can't."

    "Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long."

    "Naaah, I got to go on to SCO's -- they've lost nine today."

    "Well, when is your next round?"

    "Thursday."

    "I think I'll go for a walk."

    "You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?"

    "I feel happy... I feel happy.

    [whap]"

    "Ah, thanks very much."

    "Not at all. See you on Thursday."

    "Right."

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