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The Magic 8-Ball's Take on Tech in 2008

PCWMike writes "It's that time of year again, when every website makes predictions about the future of technology. PCWorld is no exception, but tried to put a little humor into their prognostication by calling on a neutral third party: the magic 8-ball. '4. Open Software and Open Networks Will Dominate! Magic 8-Ball says: Ask again later. Open-source software meets open wireless networks, fostering an unbridled era of innovation and consumer freedom. Right? Well, maybe one day, but don't bet the bank on it in 2008.'"

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  1. 8. Google Stumbles... by secretwhistle · · Score: 2, Funny

    and kicks Microsoft on the way down...

  2. Re:The predictions by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 1, Funny

    11. CEOs will throw more chairs. Outlook not --

  3. Outlook - good or not ? by Fredge · · Score: 5, Funny

    One minute the magic 8 ball is saying 'Outlook Good' and the next minute it's saying 'Outlook Not So Good'.

    Is it really that tough to pick an email client?

  4. PCWorld by Frozen+Void · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stepping so low,and slashdot parroting it.
    Next up in news : How many licks it takes to get to the center of 9-volt battery and tic-tac-toe championship results.

    1. Re:PCWorld by SharpFang · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tic-tac-toe Championship Results: Global Thermonuclear War Prevented!

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      45 5F E1 04 22 CA 29 C4 93 3F 95 05 2B 79 2A B2
  5. 11: Microsoft continues to flog the dead horse by RotateLeftByte · · Score: 3, Funny

    That is vista

    12: Microsoft continues to promote their 'Surface' technology http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7174333.stm as the be-all and end all of input systems

    13: Gates resumes daily role in Microsoft, fires Balmer and then starts throwing chairs out of the Window as he struggles to use the latest beta of VS 2010 shouting, "I know how to frigging program
      you useless heap of sh1t" as the 'help' system tries to tell him that 'goto' is not allowed.

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    I'd rather be riding my '63 Triumph T120.
  6. annual magic 8-ball by nut · · Score: 1, Funny

    we should do this every year

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    Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, Never drive a car when you're dead
  7. SCO by apodyopsis · · Score: 2, Funny

    well that's great! What does the Magic 8 Ball say about SCO?

    ..outlook not so good?



    (also why does it have such a problem with Outlook? ok, I'm no MS fan boy but Outlook at least works. sheesh, next thing you know somebody will claim the 8 ball runs Linux.)

    1. Re:SCO by pklong · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the article writer was just checking his email whilst shaking the 8-ball and it got a bit confused.

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      Philip

      Signatures are broken

  8. Re:But which Good science fiction? by Broken+Toys · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you like speculative fiction, Bill Gates wrote a book about an alternative universe where the Internet never happened.