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Beer Brewing Bender Completed
An anonymous reader writes "The Beer Brewing Bender Project is finally completed. This is a fan built, full sized Bender from Futurama featuring a 6502 CPU powered brain to make him speak triggered by a prop remote control straight out of the show. Inside his body is a beer fermenter used to brew up a batch of real Benderbrau beer!"
And I thought _I_ was a Futurama fan. I will never make that clame again.
Aslo: where can I buy me one of these?
SIG: TAKE OFF EVERY 'CAPTAIN'!!
Scene: Citihall: Mayor's Office. A pizza slice splats against the window.
Poopenmeyer: It's time to take action. [He presses the intercom.] Stephanie, cancel the maid for today. Have her come tomorrow. [He leans back into his chair.] Well, I'm out of ideas. Anyone?
Farnsworth: Wait! If we could build an object the exact size, density and consistency of the garbage ball, it might just knock the ball away without smashing it to bits.
Leela: But where can we find a substance the exact density and consistency as garbage?
Farnsworth: Alas, I don't know.
Fry: Uh, what about garbage?
Farnsworth: Good Lord! A second ball of garbage! That just might work!
Poopenmeyer: But garbage isn't something you just find lying in the streets of Manhattan. This city's been garbage-free for 500 years!
Fry: Then it's time to make some more.
Poopenmeyer: Make garbage? But how?
Fry: Stand back and watch the master! This Slurm can. [He knocks it on the floor.] Now it's garbage. These papers. [He sweeps them off the desk with his hands.] Garbage. This picture of your wife. [He drops it on the floor and the frame smashes.] Pure garbage. Now you try it.
Poopenmeyer picks up a pencil and drops it on the floor.
Poopenmeyer: By God, I think the boy's got something. Come on, everyone! The fate of the city is at stake!
He turns a chair on its side.
Fry: Good! [He turns to Leela.] Don't finish that cruller, throw it away [Leela throws it on the floor.] Bender. Drink that beer and drop the bottle on the ground. [Bender throws the bottle on the floor.] Very nice.
Poopenmeyer: Get that robot some more beer! [Bender smiles.]
"Bite my not-so-shiny fiberglass-on-cardboard-and-quilt-insulation-over-a-wood-frame ass."
Kudos on a truly awesome job! Looks great =)
Capitalism: When it uses the carrot, it's called democracy. When it uses the stick, it's called fascism.
If the beer can be brewed within 30 minutes (including commerical breaks), sign me up for a few.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Also, because of what they made it out of, if there's ever a problem with the beer Bender can smoke too! Is that a tap in the front for the beer? Cuz if it is it's placement is very... poor...
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country did to you
I'd hand out cigars, but there's what...1.1 million of you?
.. beer tap!
Gives new meaning to a head of beer.
I'm a perfectionist but I'm trying to cut back.
I'll build my own beer-brewing-bender! With blackjack! and hookers! wait, forget about the beer-brewing-bender....
Yeah, Let's make a mirror...
With blackjack, and hookers...
In fact, forget the mirror!
Well, back to rejecting software patent applications.
Now, if someone will just make a cryro-freezer and order a pizza, my life will be complete!
He's got a stomach full of candy, and an ass made by Tandy.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
The pervert posted logic circuity on page 2. Someone should aks him to take it down.
If Bender in the show was equipped with a brew station in his torso... That'd be a perpetual motion machine I wouldn't want to witness.
Fry,"Whatcha doin Bender?" Bender,"Drinkin my own fluids."
God spoke to me.
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Bow-ties are cool.