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Linux-Based PMP Features Head-Up Display

nerdyH writes "A new Linux-based portable media player (PMP) features an eyeglass-like head-mounted display with 800 x 600 resolution. Dreamax's Indicube i-800 PMP provides an experience similar to sitting two meters away from a 54-inch screen, the vendor claims. It uses an 0.44-inch eMagin OLED display, claimed to offer the smallest pixel pitch in the industry."

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  1. Cool.... by The_Fire_Horse · · Score: 5, Funny

    porn on the train at last (and this time without angry guards and annoyed passengers)

    1. Re:Cool.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm pretty sure they'll still notice you jamming your fist into your crotch.

    2. Re:Cool.... by sholsinger · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ouch! Be careful when attempting parent's suggestion.

    3. Re:Cool.... by numbware · · Score: 5, Funny

      "jamming your fist into your crotch"

      I think you're doing it wrong.

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    4. Re:Cool.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What an elegant way to say it! I'll have to remember that one.

  2. My Prediction by DannyO152 · · Score: 5, Funny

    2008 will be the year of the Linux Borg Headgear.

  3. This is excellent by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can look like a complete tool without using proprietary software.

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    1. Re:This is excellent by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 4, Funny

      There a great chances you already do... ;-)

    2. Re:This is excellent by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's hard out there for a PMP.

  4. Re:As a fashion accessory... by NamShubCMX · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the article...

    CREATE YOUR OWN STYLE
    There is one of the biggest characteristic of INDICUBE by prominent design to express strong male beauty. With ergonomic and stylish feature, it must be fit in both orient and western people. Enjoy yourself with great style on a bus, train, airplane, or out of doors. We guarantee that INDICUBE can make you look better and create your own style.


    ugh.
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  5. This opens up whole new possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... as a guy who has a fair bit of difficulty scoring with attractive women, I am really looking forward to the possibility of banging ugly chicks while watching hot porn.

    Finally, technology that helps me in important ways.

    1. Re:This opens up whole new possibilities by RealGrouchy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wouldn't it be better to bang a hot chick while she's watching hot porn?

      - RG>

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  6. Re:Target audience by Azarael · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unless your toy expenditure is the *reason* you can't afford the surgery..

  7. heh. by apodyopsis · · Score: 2, Funny

    to rehash the old joke...

    you get home, put on the ol' Indicube and immerse yourself totally in the audio and video of your favorite p*rnstar doing what she does. there you are, she's 2m away in glorious full OLED color and resolution as you are cranking away....

    you remove the headphones to find your mum has been in and left tea and biscuits on the side table whilst you were busy.

    on a more serious note, add sound canceling headphones and I can see a use for this on a long haul flight.

  8. Re:Target audience by russ1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

    OR the gizmo could acquire a small camera to provide the relevant image on the screen (of course the camera could be anywhere, such as behind you, ...... ,
    Sweet. I've always wanted to walk around in the third person.

  9. Just imagine yourself... by SchizoDuckie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sitting in the train, minding your own business, with your cool eyeglasses on, and then somebody snitches your bag, coat, shoes and everything else you're not paying attention to :-D

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  10. Re:Vapour-wearable by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 2, Funny

    The realm of 'wearable computing' seems particularly prone to vapourware. For example, check out this awesome device,



    Give them time, they need to work out exactly how to emit the perfect 1997 lens flare

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  11. Linux-based PIMP?! by Bwana+Geek · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Give me my money, bitch!"
    "F*#% you!"
    "SUDO give my money, bitch!"

  12. Re:As a fashion accessory... by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know you can't tell but, trust me, she looks like an idiot in these things too. She just has a way of distracting people from the glasses.

  13. Mmm, time travel. by nick_davison · · Score: 2, Funny

    800 x 600 resolution... similar to sitting two meters away from a 54-inch screen Forget about sitting 2m back.

    In a world where 1080p is fast becoming the norm, 800x600 gives you the experience of sitting 5-10 years back.
  14. Long haul trucker by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm a long haul trucker and I have to say these things are a life-saver. Instead of nodding off at the wheel like I used to, now I can watch a handful of movies as I drive between Chicago and LA.

  15. Re:Are they selling these separately? by jftitan · · Score: 2, Funny

    wow thanks. now I have thst image in my head... if only I could go back in time, to scratch my eyes out before.... wait... time paradox.... hmmmm I'll have to discover the code...... heheheheh heh.

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  16. Sexist pig by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Funny

    It may be that we got a female on this forum who is into the more advanced forms of self pleasure... Oh right. Forgot, this is slashdot. No females.

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