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New Chip For Square Kilometer Radio Telescope

An anonymous reader writes "ZDNet Aus reported on a new low-noise chip that could help in building the $1.6B Square Kilometer Array, the world's largest radio telescope. Wikipedia claims the telescope will be 50 times as sensitive as current instruments. It will have a resolution able to detect every active galactic nucleus out to a redshift of 6, when the universe was less than 1 billion years old and way crazy. It will have the sensitivity to detect Earth-like radio leakage at a distance of several hundred to a few thousand light years, which could help greatly with the search for extraterrestrial life. The chip's designer, Prof. Jack Singh, commented on the chip's ability to help with quantum computing research, due to its ability to operate at millikelvin temperatures, necessary to prevent quantum decoherence."

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  1. low noise chip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great, I can eat 'em in bed without the wife complaining..

  2. Re:Porn - first proof of ET's... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, baby!
    Pictures of the universe when it was only in it's "way crazy" first billions!
    Barely legal!!!
    HOTT planet on planet action!!!!!

  3. technically by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    the era of Way Crazy is not the correct term for the billion year old universe. the billion year old universe is known as the You Gotta Be Freakin Kiddin Me Epoch, not to be confused with the You Gotta Be Freakin Nuts Epoch much earlier. Way Crazy is a specific terminology for the time period between supersymmetry breaking and the formation of the quark-gluon plasma, aka the Thats Outta Sight Man era

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  4. Re:They'd better not waste it on SETI by zappepcs · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, of course not. SETI will not stand for any of this metric crap, they are holding out for the square MILE version!

  5. Sorry to bitch but... by x1n933k · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is a bit off topic but can someone please edit this summary. Did you even read it? Terrible grammar.

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  6. iRonically... by ExE122 · · Score: 5, Funny

    you still need to crank the volume all the way up to get your iPod FM transmitter to work...

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  7. Is it true... by jd · · Score: 3, Funny

    ....that the chips were actually salvaged from a fleet of BBC television detector vans?

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  8. Re:Porn - first proof of ET's... by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Funny

    We already sent them porn via snail mail, the next logical step is to start trading via radiotelescope. Hope they liked the first stuff.

  9. Horrible communication of the future? by LingNoi · · Score: 3, Funny

    several hundred to a few thousand light years, which could help greatly with the search for extraterrestrial life.
    I'd hate to hear the conversation if the round trip for communications is over thousands of years..

    Earth: Hi this is Bill from the planet Earth!
    Aliens: Hello Bill this is Zargo from Optimum Prime, what do you want?
    Earth: Hi, this is Ted. We'd like to know more about you!
    Aliens: What happened to Bill?
    Earth: Hi, this is Jane. Bill and Ted are Dead.
    Aliens: What?!

    Surely if Aliens are 1 thousand light years away it would take 6 thousand years to have that conversation. Although we'd probably just spam them all of Earth's Knowledge which would piss off the aliens into believing our planet is full of spammers and destroy us...
  10. Re:Porn - first proof of ET's... by smorken · · Score: 3, Funny

    Im not sure that we would want to be trading porn with an alien species. What if they all look like jabba the hut? Some things you cannot unsee.