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McCain, Clinton Win New Hampshire

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the its-that-time-again dept.

Well the title says it. I figured some of you guys might be interested in the results of New Hampshire. Next week is Michigan, where I live. Somehow I don't expect any of the campaigns to ring me up.

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  1. Re:Being a non-USA-ian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, they've won New Hampshire... does the state actually belong to them together? Does this winning hold some sort of legislative power? Is this a democratic election thingy?
    USA politics are really confusing since I thought the big vote was in November of leap years. Yes, the state of New Hampshire now belongs to McCain and Clinton. They will rule it jointly for the next four years.
  2. Re:Little late by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, this is the most current news /. has ever posted. Wait until tomorrow's dupe before complaining.

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    Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
  3. Re:The Candidates don't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You think that's bad? Not only does he support the KKK and Communism, but he also stole my wallet, beat my wife, and impregnated my dog (and he's a boy!). Being the cynic that I am, I figured this was usual behavior for a politician, and I decided to donate money to his campaign. Big mistake. During the night, Ron Paul planted marijuana all over my house and called the ATF. Luckily, he also blew up my car, the sound of which woke me up in time to escape. Now I'm living in a shack in Tierra del Fuego on the run from an international crime syndicate after Ron Paul stole my identity, ran away with my wife, and stole 300 kilos of Colombian nose candy from them.

    I think I've had enough of Ron Paul.