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2007 Darwin Award Winners

Posted by kdawson on from the shallow-end-of-the-gene-pool dept.

Web Goddess writes "The 2007 Darwin Award Winners have been announced. Precarious sex, squashed thieves, animals eradicated with electricity, the obligatory macho competition involving a train, and one computer (which survived.) But think twice before you read them. Do you really want to know about The Enema Within?"

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  1. Enema Within by jb1z · · Score: 5, Funny

    The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address! Takes "shitfaced" to a whole new level.
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    1. Re:Enema Within by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am now recognized at parties as "that crazy motherfucker who did a shot in his ass. Hey girls, come meet this guy". Yep that's exactly the reputation I want preceeding me when meeting girls.
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  2. hahaha! idiot! by dpastern · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet the alcohol bottle took one look at him and said "what an asshole".

    Dave

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    Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. --Martin Luther King Jr.
  3. I'll never look at a lot of booze at a party... by riseoftheindividual · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and think "Damn, an assload of booze" again.

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    Patriot - A fan of expanding government power and spending while not wanting to pay higher taxes.
  4. Re:Eradicated with Electricity by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nah, it was the mole who called the cops!

  5. I nominate darwinawards.com by Purity+Of+Essence · · Score: 4, Funny

    I nominate darwinawards.com for allowing itself to be linked on Slashdot. That server is toast.

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    +0 Meh
  6. Really want to know? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny
    Do you really want to know about "The Enema Within?"

    Why yes, yes I do. I'm guessing that's a third-date sort of thing?

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  7. Uh... by riseoftheindividual · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It was kind of like using a chilled chrome buttplug. Tip: do not try this after being fisted! Fuck that may have been the most painful night in my life!"

    Thanks for the tip. I'll try to keep that in mind.

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    Patriot - A fan of expanding government power and spending while not wanting to pay higher taxes.
    1. Re:Uh... by Nocterro · · Score: 5, Funny

      Really? I'm trying to keep it out of mine.

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  8. What about all the noms from .... by russ1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I really would have thought we'd have seen an entry from anyone of those thousands of people who Died in a Blogging Accident..

  9. Re:Slashdotted.... by kylben · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jeez, you guys can slashdot a site even at a quarter to ten on a Saturday night? Don't you people have lives? Now go out to your bars, and your clubs, and your girlfriends, and get off the DA site so I can see it.

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    Insightful and funny are really the same thing, except one has a punch line.
  10. Re:News for nerds by JoeCommodore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually this is pretty on-topic, it reminds all of us: in tech support, programming, design and administration what users can be truly capable of.

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    "Enjoy what you're doing! If it becomes drudgery, you're doing it wrong!" - Jim Butterfield
  11. Intelligent Design by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Personally I think they should update the criteria too but I was thinking more along the lines of giving the award for "activities that show absolutely no evidence of intelligent design"!