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New Dell Laptops Give Users a Literal Shock

An anonymous reader writes "According to CNET.co.uk, certain new Dell laptops with a brushed-aluminum finish are giving users more than they bargained for. 'We know this because several CNET staff were hit with an electrical charge while using Dell's new XPS M1530 — and we're not the only ones. Dell's forums are littered with user complaints about the shocking experiences they've had with some systems. The problem only seems to occur in Dell laptops that have a brushed-aluminum finish. These include the XPS M1330 and XPS M1530. It's caused by the two-pronged connection between the mains lead and the power adapter, which isn't earthed properly because of its lack of a third pin. The laptop therefore exhibits an electrical potential (voltage) between its exposed metal parts (the brushed aluminum wrist pad) and earth ground. Since there is no earth, the human body basically acts as a wire that can conduct electric current, hence the tingling, jolting sensation.'"

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  1. Forget exploding batteries, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is the new ground breaking experience with laptops!

    1. Re:Forget exploding batteries, by plover · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude! You're getting a shock!

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    2. Re:Forget exploding batteries, by BobNET · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't buy metal-clad laptops you dip-shits. Use your brain!

      How is encasing your laptop in a brain supposed to help? Wouldn't it be messy?
      Mmm... brain-clad laptop... chewy on the outside, crunchy on the inside!

    3. Re:Forget exploding batteries, by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

      Great, the PC manufacturers are copying Apple again.

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  2. Ooh, by Voltageaav · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where can I get one? I need a presant for my mother in law.

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    1. Re:Ooh, by LrdDimwit · · Score: 4, Funny

      Better move fast, you'll need to strike while the metal is hot.

  3. The real question is... by MikeyVB · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...what happens when you lick it?

    Better or worse than a 9V battery?

  4. Just Dell's friendly way to remind you that... by BUL2294 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Dude, you've got a Dell!"

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  5. Please by Daimanta · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't shock me bro!

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  6. Which is the better option? by damn_registrars · · Score: 3, Funny

    The exploding / burning batteries, or the electric shock?

    I think I'll stick to my ThinkPad, thank you much...

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  7. Someone go grab John Connor! by Kingrames · · Score: 5, Funny

    The machines have struck the first blow!

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  8. Dell's answer to the MacBook Air? by rainer_d · · Score: 4, Funny

    It keeps you awake in those meetings that seem to take *forever*.
    Just keep in touch with your Dell laptop.

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  9. Were they having a fire sale? by englishb · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess you could say that the folks who bought these laptops got a shockingly good deal.

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  10. Dell's response... by d474 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We deny all charges."

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    1. Re:Dell's response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "We deny all charges."
      How shocking! Are you positive? On what ground?
  11. Re:Happens on Apples Too. by tsotha · · Score: 5, Funny

    That tingle is from the websites you're visiting.

  12. This could be... by Paranatural · · Score: 5, Funny

    The engineers giving in to the Helpdesk people.

    Think of the possibilities!

    Tech: Ok, put your mouse over the 'My computer' Icon and right click...
    Guy: Why does this have to be so complicated? Why doesn't everything just work right the first time? You Idiots should be shot!
    Tech: Well Sir, if you would just...
    Guy: I'm tired of you people and your attitudes, why I should...*ZAP* AHHH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
    Tech: Now what did you learn?
    Guy: I'M GONNA KILL...*ZAAP* AHHH!
    Tech: A bit slow today are we?

  13. Simple fix. (With disclaimer) by Tavor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cut open an unplugged three prog extension cord, exposing the three wires inside.
    Cut open Dell power cord, exposing the two wires inside.
    Position pieces of heat-shrink tube over the stripped inner wires to be joined.
    Connect positive extension cord wire to positive laptop wire and solder.
    Connect neg. wire to neg. wire and solder.
    Connect the third ground wire to the exterior casing of the laptop with tape as to be removable.
    Cover over the sealed three wires with heat shrink or electrical tape for asthetics.

    Disclaimer: I'm assuming everyone here knows what they are doing. Mains power can be very hazardous and very deadly. Do NOT attempt this if you are unsure of what you are doing -- call someone more experienced if in doubt. But for those of you who know what you are doing, this should be an easy fix to avoid the shock of you being used for a ground wire.

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    1. Re:Simple fix. (With disclaimer) by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny

      You can also follow this procedure for getting the mains back online:

      Enter glass-walled reactor room
      Remove shiny tube cover
      Hold hands over open end of tube in mysterious fashion while leaning over tube, ensuring maximum irradiation
      Replace cover, waddle over to locked door, collapse
      Die in dramatic fashion while taking a subtle parting shot at your best friend for his lack of manual dexterity

      Optionally, you might consider transferring your katra to someone else beforehand, especially if you've been thinking about directing and would like a shot at it in your next movie.

  14. Re:PowerBooks have had this for a while.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    (in which case you would get a buzz by sticking a paperclip into the ground pin on the outlet)

    Are you trying to get someone killed?

  15. Re:How the hell did they get it UL listed?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Word. Dateline NBC is my one-stop information source for all things electrical.

  16. Re:Defective design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why, yes, you're clearly not using UL certified forks.

  17. Once when I was nine... by The+Underwriter · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I had the bright idea of touching a 9 volt battery to my *braces*.

    I couldn't tell if the bright white flash/pop that followed came from just in front of my face, or from somewhere inside my head. Painful to say the least.

    Can someone explain what happened?

    1. Re:Once when I was nine... by TexNex · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...that was your brain on electrons...any questions?

    2. Re:Once when I was nine... by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

      You failed as a Darwin Award contender.

      Sony batter or two and you would have been in the running, or at least an honorable mention.

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  18. Re:You've not tried hard enough - try in the batht by Bluesman · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was sitting on the floor one day testing vacuum tubes, as teenagers are apt to do

    Ah yes, gone are the carefree and reckless days of youth.

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