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Information Requested for NASA-Based MMORPG
Teancum writes "By now, most people are aware of the U.S. Army's video game, America's Army. It turns out that NASA has submitted a Request for Information for what would be a NASA-themed MMORPG of its own. The deadline for the proposals is February 15th. NASA's plans focus on education. 'A NASA-based MMO built on a game engine that includes powerful physics capabilities could support accurate in-game experimentation and research. It should simulate real NASA engineering and science missions in a medium that is comfortable and familiar to the majority of students in the United States today.' This certainly doesn't deserve to get thrown onto the traditional dust heap of educational proposals for a half-baked game that nobody will actually play."
this of course will result in the Koreans being the first on Mars.
It turns out that NASA has submitted a Request for Information for what would be a NASA-themed MMORPG of its own.
Red-shift is the new purple.
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
>> a NASA-themed MMORPG of its own.
What's it going to be called, My Space?
Easy enough: F-U-N-D-S
i\hbar\dot{\psi}=\hat{H}\psi
I'm going to pick the Klingons.
Love many, trust a few, do harm to none.
One more shuttle disaster and I'll ding lvl 60!!!
...I'm going to be coming up with these all day... Thanks /.
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I would think quest items would be more along the lines of +5 Diapers of Great Storage and Sacred Binding Rubber Tubing of Torture.
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Please include green women who ask, "what is this human thing you call kissing." thx.
This project was probably suggested by the NSA, and the trip to Mars will be in real time. Imagine all the technologically elite Chinese that will give themselves heart attacks trying to accomplish the 700 day trip to Mars by eating speed at the local internet cafe. That'll solve those covert data-mining issues they're having with them!
nasagame: use probe messenger
You are now online with Messenger
nasagame (Messenger): where
In slingshot maneuver.
Time to Mercury: 1137 days.
nasagame (Messenger): look
I see stars, albeit not too clearly.
nasagame (Messenger): exit
Messenger is now offline
nasagame: launch rocket
It's too cloudy. And your next rocket launch isn't for 184 days.
nasagame: build interplanetary probe
You don't have Senate Approval to build more probes.
Try going to a Senate Hearing
nasagame: go to senate hearing
You are now at a senate hearing.
Senator Lieberschvine asks you to justify section 10.4.3.17.2 of your budget.
nasagame (Senate Hearing): quit
Are you sure you want to quit? There's not many jobs for people with Ph.D's in physics.
Senator Lieberschvine is getting annoyed you haven't answered his question.
nasagame (Senate Hearing): exit
Senate rules forbid you from leaving until you address Senator Lieberschvine's question.
Senator Lieverschvine is pounding on his table.
nasagame (Senate Hearing): request bathroom break
You are in the bathroom.
nasagame (Senate Bathroom): climb through window
You have left Senate Hearings.
You have generated +150 Hate from Senator Lieberschine.
nasagame: build interplanetary probe
You don't have Senate Approval to build more probes.
Try going to a Senate Hearing
nasagame: status of voyager2
Status: Processing "take picture" request you submitted 2 hours ago.
Download status: 371 of 22154 bits received (0.0515 bits per second; 117 hours remaining)
nasagame: watch TV
Senator Lieberschine in on TV calling for your resignation.
President Bush has announced a 40% cut to your current funding to help pay for the Iraq War.
You see an ad for "Truck Driving School" and think it sounds appealing
nasagame: down not across
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