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Bizarre Self-Destructing Palm Tree Found

Smivs writes "A giant self-destructing palm tree has been discovered in Madagascar. The palm is 20m (60ft) high with leaves 5m (16ft) long, the tallest tree of its type in the country, but for most of its life — around 100 years — it appears fairly unremarkable apart from its size. However, when it flowers, it puts so much energy into an impressive flower-spike, that it eventually collapses and dies. Dr John Dransfield, who announced the tree in the Botanical Journal of the Linnean Society, is baffled as to how it came to be in the country. It bears a resemblance to a species of palm found in regions of Asia; 6,000km away. It is thought that the palm has gone through a remarkable evolution since Madagascar split with India some 80m years ago."

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  1. captain obvious by drkoemans · · Score: 5, Funny

    if it is a coconut palm, it was probably carried there two african swallows and a piece of string.

    1. Re:captain obvious by Bugs42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      1. Flubbed a Monty Python quote
      2. Has a girlfriend

      You're on thin ice, man. Next you'll be telling us you played sports in high school, and you spend your Friday nights "out" (whatever the hell THAT means) instead of upgrading to Linux kernel version 2.6.23.141592653589793238.

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  2. Nothing to see here, move along by davidwr · · Score: 5, Informative

    This isn't the first germinate-then-die species.

    It may, however, be among the largest and the first to use gravity to kill itself.

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    1. Re:Nothing to see here, move along by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Funny

      It may, however, be among the largest and the first to use gravity to kill itself

      What about lemmings?

  3. Poetic by Lucas123 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The tree lives 100 years and then gives a last hurrah with a magnificant burst of flowers and dies. Not a bad way to go at all, eh?

  4. Missing word... by rd · · Score: 5, Funny

    "is baffled as to how the it came to be in the country"

    Looks like they left out fsck in the middle.
  5. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 5, Funny

    No wonder this is a Slashdot story pick. People around here are very familiar with palms and reproductive spikes.

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  6. Re:Wrong vendor by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shouldn't it be the Iomega tree? Hrm? No, they'll be naming it after one of the scientists who discovered, Dr. Daniel Nay. It will be called Nay Palm.

  7. Re:Geniuses self-destruct by quantaman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best people in history have thrown all of their energy into their work, and produced works of genius.

    Then they die, because they had nothing left.

    Of course, middle management and morons live on. This is why humanity is doomed. Actually I think that's just the artsy ones. To the best of my knowledge top scientists don't really have particularly different life expectancies than average people, and while most of them tend to make their major contributions while relatively young a lot of that probably has to do with changing life/work balances and older brains as opposed to burnout. Famous creative people on the other hand probably do tend to die younger. This is likely due to the fact that people find crazy interesting, so crazy people tend to be more artistically famous, when coupled with the kind of attention artistic fame brings it's not surprising their mortality tends to kicks in a fair bit sooner.
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  8. Self destructive behavior by rdawson · · Score: 5, Funny

    With fronds like that, who needs enemies?