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New Findings Confirm Darwin's Theory — Evolution Not Random

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the water-also-wet dept.

ScienceDaily is reporting a team of biologists has demonstrated that evolution is a deterministic process, rather than a random selection as some competing theories suggested. "When the researchers measured changes in 40 defined characteristics of the nematodes' sexual organs (including cell division patterns and the formation of specific cells), they found that most were uniform in direction, with the main mechanism for the development favoring a natural selection of successful traits, the researchers said."

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  1. Ah, but... by susano_otter · · Score: 5, Funny

    the main mechanism for the development favoring a natural selection of successful traits

    Ah, but did this deterministic development mechanism evolve deterministically or randomly?
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    1. Re:Ah, but... by WgT2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is the following a fact or faith?

      The Sun will rise tomorrow (whether over clouds or otherwise).
      What say ye?

      Hint: ISATRAP

    2. Re:Ah, but... by kemushi88 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Facts have a known liberal bias.

    3. Re:Ah, but... by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 4, Funny

      Elk. Elk. Elk. Moosen live in Sweden. Elken live in Deutchland. And whoever heard of a critical moose? Is that when you have enough moose that fission becomes self-sustaining?

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    4. Re:Ah, but... by xPsi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the "oo" trumps the "k" in this case.

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    5. Re:Ah, but... by fimbulvetr · · Score: 4, Funny

      A moose once bit my sister.

  2. God Recycles by usul294 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Creationist Interpretation : "God came up with something he liked, so he repeated his design; I mean it must have taken awhile to design millions of organisms, He must have recycled ideas somewhere"

    1. Re:God Recycles by Nimey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shut up.

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  3. Most interesting by strange+dynamics · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the most interesting thing to come to light in this study is that scientists have identified fourty characteristics of nematode sexual organs.

  4. Finally, there is an answer by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny

    That it is a deterministic process that will tell how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

    They might even be able to write a mathematical expression for it.

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  5. interesting career choice by digitalderbs · · Score: 5, Funny

    measured changes in.. nematodes' sexual organs
    and I thought my job sucked.
  6. Of course they studied nematodes by CleverDan · · Score: 3, Funny

    They are obviously creations of His Noodly Appendage

  7. Who comes first? by ImaLamer · · Score: 4, Funny

    A chicken and egg are lying in bed together. They are both smoking.

    The chicken leans over to the egg and says; "I guess we answered that question."

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