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Can Sun Make MySQL Pay?

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the oops-to-late dept.

AlexGr submitted a nice followup to last weeks billion dollar Sun buyout of MySQL. He notes that "Jeff Gould presents an interesting analysis in Interop News: How can an open source software company with $70 million or so in revenue and no profits to speak of be worth $1 billion? That's the question Sun CEO Jonathan Schwartz has been trying to answer since he bought MySQL last week. Like most commercial open source companies, MySQL makes money by enticing well-heeled customers to pay for an enterprise version of its product that comes with more bells and whistles than the community version it gives away for free. It appears though that the additional features of the Enterprise version are not enough to compensate for the revenue-destroying effects of the free Community alternative. What else could explain the surprising fact that MySQL has quietly filled out its open source portfolio with a closed source proprietary management software tool known as Enterprise Software Monitor?"

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  1. Re:Maybe it is not about Sun making money by Tranzistors · · Score: 5, Funny

    WITPOUAATTDIKPWIWNBUITSEA - What is the point of using ad-hoc acronym, then to dereference it, knowing perfectly well it will never be used in that sense ever again?

  2. Can Sun Make MySQL Pay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Those bastards!

    Sun will make MySQL pay. Boy, will they pay!

  3. Re:Why should this be a surprise? by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it comes down to one half of the brain fighting the other. On one side, you know the free software/support model potentially is a win for everyone. But the other side is simply taken off guard by it... even though deep down inside you knew what you were going to get, up front it seems to be a surprise.

    Similar to that hot chick you have been chatting up for months online... when she told you "I am a little big, but cute", deep down, you know she is a cross between a human and a hippo, but when you finally meet her, you want to dig your eyes out with a mechanical pencil.

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  4. Re:Java by slashpot · · Score: 0, Funny

    Integrate java into MySQL?

    Oh god. Someone shoot me.

  5. I didn't go to business school, but... by spiritraveller · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jeff Gould presents an interesting analysis in Interop News: How can an open source software company with $70 million or so in revenue and no profits to speak of be worth $1 billion? That's the question Sun CEO Jonathan Schwartz has been trying to answer since he bought MySQL last week. Wouldn't it seem like a good idea to answer those questions BEFORE spending a billion dollars?
    1. Re:I didn't go to business school, but... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wouldn't it seem like a good idea to answer those questions BEFORE spending a billion dollars?

      I can tell you don't have an MBA!

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  6. Re:Why should this be a surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ..at a perpendicular angle, showing the entire body, with good lighting, not off of a mirror, with a decent lens. The whales have photo deception down to an art. Angle shot of a head and chest = MAN THE HARPOONS.

  7. Re:Why should this be a surprise? by nozzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    yeah but in that case you would just switch the lights off and think of England

  8. Re:Maybe it is not about Sun making money by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

    WITPOUAATTDIKPWIWNBUITSEA - What is the point of using ad-hoc acronym, then to dereference it, knowing perfectly well it will never be used in that sense ever again? HCYBSC? (How can you be so certain?)

    IANADF. :-P
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  9. Re:its even worse for me by oni · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm going to start calling it Moose yand Squirrel.

  10. Re:Can Sun Make MySQL grow up? by allenw · · Score: 3, Funny

    Having Sun rename a product is probably one of the worst things that could happen. I waiting for the launches of Sun Java System Database Enterprise Server and Sun Java System Database Open Source Server to happen any day now.

  11. unsigned attribute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...with stronger reputations in the market are available?

    You have to be joking about SQL Server having a strong reputation. Oh, wait. Reputation is an unsigned value.