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  1. Re:Wait until they find out on PC Market Shows Signs of Recovery (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    oh you beat me to it :)

    2016 is the Year of Embedded Linux! **

    ** source - my own head

  2. now they can choose on Scientists Discover That Horses Can Use Symbols To Talk To Us (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    option 1) please nail more metal to my feet

    option 2) I'll go natural thank you

  3. Re:maybe next time lose the lockdown on Asus CEO On Windows RT: "We're Out." · · Score: 2

    and call the consumer portal 'Your Anus' thereby completing the age old joke.

  4. Rim shot 'sucking in' on Secrets of Beatboxing Revealed By MRI · · Score: 1, Funny

    Rather you than me frankly.

  5. Not a joke? on TV Programmers Seek the Elusive Dog Market · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I checked, it's not April 1st.

    I don't know what to say about dog TV.

  6. Re:How much safer on Russian Federal Guard Service "Upgrades" To Electric Typewriters · · Score: 0

    ^ Feck

  7. uber-doh on Upside-Down Sensors Caused Proton-M Rocket Crash · · Score: 1

    The loud sound of palms slapping foreheads after that was discovered caused a cow to give birth.

  8. Re:Will suck. on Apple Files Trademark For "iWatch" In Japan · · Score: 1

    multipoke or multislap

  9. Re:Characters are created to suffer on The Plight of Star Wars Droids · · Score: 2

    yeah you tell AC. I'm a few years over 40 and still build Lego Star Wars, watch the films and play SWtOR.... so nurrrr.

  10. Re:lets try to get rid of the 115 jobs as cost 2 h on Lenovo Announces Grand Opening of US Manufacturing Facility · · Score: 2

    Next step, build automated factories to build automated factories to build laptops and robotic consumers.

  11. Re:Byte and National Computer Camps on How Did You Learn How To Program? · · Score: 1

    oh love that story man. This is how it all began back in the day.

  12. Sinclair Basic on How Did You Learn How To Program? · · Score: 1

    on the ZX81 in 1982, my first program?

    10 PRINT "CHRIS ";
    20 GOTO 10

    Yay for British computing!

  13. Re:Eurocentric on Interpreting Global Flight Maps · · Score: 4, Funny

    years back I installed a program on a secretary's Windows 3.1 system. The new icon shifted the Microsoft Word icon to the left one place. Half hour later I get the director calling me saying the secretary was in tears because she had deadlines and I had 'deleted' Word from her system.

    When I ran around and pointed at the icon she was ok again - all good to go. I even dragged it back to it's original place so I wouldn't be bothered again.

    The ease in which some people get in to a confused state cannot be overstated.

    So let's not mess with maps too much - North is at the top by convention.

  14. transmogification on Ruby On Rails Exploit Used To Build IRC Botnet · · Score: 1

    Ruby on Wax

    -- I'm feeling silly today --

  15. Re:It has not failed yet on Moore's Law Fails At NAND Flash Node · · Score: 0

    +1

  16. Re:News at elleven on HTC Does What Google Wouldn't: Sell an LTE Phone That Sidesteps AT&T · · Score: 2, Funny

    They have salty liquorice in the Nederlands - salty coffee too for all i know!

  17. Re:Mentioned this last week on How NASA Brought the F-1 Rocket Engine Back To Life · · Score: 1

    "Soon there will be no living human who has set foot on another world."

    This. A call to arms for the next gen space explorers.

  18. Re:I'd be pretty pissed on British ISP Bombards Users With Deleted Emails · · Score: 2

    Well they must have tested this thoroughly beforehand - and they would have known this would happen. It would have been courteous to fess-up and warn folks beforehand. Just good customer service.

  19. Re:Swtor on Disney Closes LucasArts · · Score: 1

    First thing I thought of too! Followed by 'how will I fill those 15 hours a week experiencing SwTOR?'

  20. on the other hand on FAA Pushed To Review Ban On Electronics · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was on a flight just coming in to land and the guy next to me answered his ringing phone - I almost grabbed it off him and stamped on it but as I'm British I would rather the plane went out of control and die in a fireball than to make a fuss. Other people tutted at him.
    However nothing happened and here I am typing this today!

  21. Re:quit whining over loss of free services on Ask Slashdot: Which Google Project Didn't Deserve To Die? · · Score: 0

    What I great story - that's going in my repertoire.

    thanks!

  22. News for creationists... on New Pope Selected · · Score: 0

    stuff that splatters...

  23. no French computer museums? on Computer History Museum Wants to Preserve Minitel History · · Score: 1

    Surely they would have better access to archives etc?

  24. not tuneful on DRM Chair Self-Destructs After 8 Uses · · Score: 1

    sorry but it lost credence as it didn't play 'daisy' with a decreasing tempo as it melted - good effort though.

  25. yay for sales on Ask Slashdot: Starting From Scratch After a Burglary? · · Score: 1

    Yes go for sale items and bank the rest.