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Internet Group Declares War on Scientology

Darkman, Walkin Dude writes "An internet group calling itself Anonymous has declared war on the Church of Scientology, in the form of an ominous posting to the YouTube site. 'In the statement, the group explained their goal as safeguarding the right to freedom of speech. "A spokesperson said that the group's goals include bringing an end to the financial exploitation of Church members and protecting the right to free speech, a right which they claim was consistently violated by the Church of Scientology in pursuit of its opponents." The press release also claimed that the Church of Scientology misused copyright and trademark law in order to remove criticism from websites including Digg and YouTube. The statement goes on to assert that the attacks from the group "will continue until the Church of Scientology reacts, at which point they will change strategy".' It should be noted that Slashdot users have had interactions with Scientology in the past as well."

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  1. RIAA by paganizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully the RIAA will be next. Sure they seem to be shooting themselves in the foot a lot lately, but they still need to be wiped out.

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    1. Re:RIAA by MrNemesis · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even better; tell the RIAA that the Church of Scientology is a massive front for copying CD's. Simultaneously, tell the scientologists that the RIAA are planning to clone Xenu from some evil thetans that were surgically extracted from Britney.

      Unstoppable force, meet immovable object. Space DC-10's dropping atom bombs on volcanoes will be nothing compared to those fireworks :)

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    2. Re:RIAA by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe not wiped out, but their pool might get closed.

    3. Re:RIAA by cashman73 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Even better; tell the RIAA that the Church of Scientology is a massive front for copying CD's. Simultaneously, tell the scientologists that the RIAA are planning to clone Xenu from some evil thetans that were surgically extracted from Britney.

      Where can I buy tickets to that event? I want front row seats!

    4. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ticketmaster. Unfortunately, there's a $1000 service fee per ticket.

    5. Re:RIAA by MrNemesis · · Score: 4, Funny

      I know it's terrible form to reply to oneself, but I've just realised* that "The Church of Scientology" is an anagram of "Tech go filch tunes, cry ooh!" - if that isn't enough evidence for an RIAA lawsuit of titanic proportions I don't know what is.

      * i.e. put it into the anagram finder at wordsmith.org

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  2. Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cowards.

    1. Re:Anonymous? by Fizzl · · Score: 5, Funny

      *SWOOOOSH*

    2. Re:Anonymous? by TriezGamer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Onomatopoeia

    3. Re:Anonymous? by ravenlock · · Score: 5, Funny

      Text version of a Nike ad.

  3. Followed by by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tom Cruise declares war on the internet.
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    He's gotta do something until the mothership arrives...

    1. Re:Followed by by antdude · · Score: 4, Funny

      So Mission Impossible 4? ;)

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  4. Re:It's not a church by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    Any "Church" that charges for its teachings and also has them copyrighted to prevent free distribution is not a church it's a scam at best and a dangerous cult at worst

    cult (n): A small, unpopular religion.
    religion (n): a large, popular cult.

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  5. Michigan Daily quote by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

    From Wikinews: The "Message to Scientology" video was highlighted as the "YouTube Video of the Week" by The Michigan Daily. Commenting on the video, the piece states "if this video is any indication, it seems like the assailants mean business". Hehe. If that were a credible metric of "business", we'd have an emo President by now.

  6. Trolls by TI-8477 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You do realize that the people who are leading this war are the same people who consider trolling Slashdot a professional sport?

  7. Meanwhile back in the woods. by AndGodSed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ned:"Heya Ed, watcha doin?"
    Ed: "See that cave full of bears? I am pokin' em with a stick!"
    Ned:"OMG Ed, that's crazy!"
    Ed: "No worries! See I build a remote poking robot device that I am controlling via wires attached to this here laptop computer."
    Ned:"Uh Ed?"
    Ed: "Yeah?"
    Ned:"Can't they just follow the wire to where you are hiding?"

  8. I have some dirt on Scientology here: by tak+amalak · · Score: 5, Funny

    [This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International.]

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  9. The way to Destroy Scientology by jameskojiro · · Score: 3, Funny

    If to get about a million people to join all at once and then when the muckey mucks are not around you really mess up the place. I could see at a Scientology meeting you have 300 people 2/3 who are plants, when the rest want to do somethign evil like harass someone, you would then have 2/3rds stand up and say, HELL NO WE AINT GONNA BE ASSHOLES! You can join without paying just tell them that the other churches don't require you paty and demand that they let you into their churches because if you are dressed nicely I have yet to see a church kick you out if you go in, sit down and behave civily. Plus regular churches don't charge you for services, yes they pass around the collections plate but you don't have to put anything on it.

    Basically, just kill their silly little cult with a nationwide flash mob of epic proportions.

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  10. Re:More Interesting... by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 5, Funny
    I always respond in the same way to people who think there is some vast conspiracy against Ron Paul.

    Is there a conspiracy against Ron Paul?

    Yes. A large group in the US has decided to block his rise to power, since his policies would grievously threaten their interests. Little is known about this shadowy organisation beyond its name - 'The Voting Public'.

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  11. Re:I've been asked, "Have you ever met an SP?" by Firehed · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is the point where I invoke Godwin's Law, right?

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  12. Re:More Interesting... by 8ball629 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't read that without hearing the A-Team theme in the background.

  13. A La Family Guy by sporkme · · Score: 3, Funny

    He blows himself up, ascends to heaven, and there are 72 slashdot users having a celestial lan party, playing netcraft and flaming Microsoft.

    1. Re:A La Family Guy by tehBoris · · Score: 5, Funny

      playing netcraft

      Is that the game where you kill BSDs?

  14. Re:It's not a church by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can we please start modding up all "fixed that for you" posts to the point of visibility? Fixed that for you.
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